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At 5/31/09 05:44 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/31/09 12:27 PM, Jack wrote: Geez, 20 years old? I should of bought you a packet of Werther's Originals or a nice pair of slippers or perhaps a box of broken biscuits?
20 isn't old.

If you say it is again I'll be forced to ban you.

I am 20. I am no logner a teenager. This therefore makes me feel old...

What makes me feel even odler is the message my mate wrote on my birthday card. IT read:

Happy Birthday you old git. You're now 20 years old, meaning that you're approximately a quarter of the way through your life and you're still in full time education and have achieved nothing worthwhile so far. Enjoy your day.

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At 6/1/09 04:33 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Shut it Grandad.

You're less than a year younger than me though, so I hope you feel old too.

At 6/1/09 11:20 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I am 20. I am no logner a teenager. This therefore makes me feel old...

lol, the way your mate puts it makes it seem worse than it actually is... it's not all that bad in actuality. I'd rather be the age I am now than younger, tbh.

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At 6/1/09 01:27 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/1/09 11:20 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I am 20. I am no logner a teenager. This therefore makes me feel old...
lol, the way your mate puts it makes it seem worse than it actually is... it's not all that bad in actuality. I'd rather be the age I am now than younger, tbh.

I'm just glad he's not twigged that my girlfriend is younger than me lol. If he does then the comments about mid life crisis and trying relive my youth by chasing after younger women will come rolling out....


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At 6/1/09 01:27 PM, NEVR wrote: You're less than a year younger than me though, so I hope you feel old too.

It's true, it's all true.

*sniffle*

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well I finally decided to take a step on growing up today haha, so I went and got my lovely longish hair cut off and am now the proud owner of a faux-hawk

needless to say, i feel slightly chavvy, and therefore hard as fuck ;P

brb, getting a can of stella

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At 6/2/09 08:39 AM, Shreddy wrote: well I finally decided to take a step on growing up today haha, so I went and got my lovely longish hair cut off and am now the proud owner of a faux-hawk

needless to say, i feel slightly chavvy, and therefore hard as fuck ;P

It's ridiculously hot today so getting a hair cut is probably a wise choice, even though it makes you feel like a bike riding, car radio stealing, tracksuit wearing bastard.

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well I am shirtless and I HAVE been cruising round on my bmx all day haha

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At 6/2/09 11:03 AM, Shreddy wrote: well I am shirtless and I HAVE been cruising round on my bmx all day haha

Gimme ur trainers or I'll deck you, innit.

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At 6/2/09 10:19 AM, Jack wrote: It's ridiculously hot today so getting a hair cut is probably a wise choice, even though it makes you feel like a bike riding, car radio stealing, tracksuit wearing bastard.

You said that and all I could think of was the scousers from Harry Enfield & Chums.

I remember when I was a kid and I really wanted to have a shell suit, just like them. Thank god they didn't get their greasy mitts on me back in the day, eh?

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At 6/2/09 02:41 PM, BobbaQ wrote:
At 6/2/09 11:03 AM, Shreddy wrote: well I am shirtless and I HAVE been cruising round on my bmx all day haha
Gimme ur trainers or I'll deck you, innit.

not before i stab you in your eye, yo!

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At 6/2/09 08:39 AM, Shreddy wrote: well I finally decided to take a step on growing up today haha, so I went and got my lovely longish hair cut off and am now the proud owner of a faux-hawk

Hair cutting is for wimps!

At 6/2/09 02:59 PM, Coop83 wrote: I remember when I was a kid and I really wanted to have a shell suit, just like them. Thank god they didn't get their greasy mitts on me back in the day, eh?

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At 6/2/09 03:20 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/2/09 02:59 PM, Coop83 wrote: I remember when I was a kid and I really wanted to have a shell suit, just like them. Thank god they didn't get their greasy mitts on me back in the day, eh?
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Went to training for the first time in about a month last night. When I got back, I had two enormous blood blisters, one on each big toe; a very painful pulled muscle in my back; and other than that, nearly every muscle in my body ached like hell.

It was an intense training session, yes, but it's insane how a even a month of not training can be SO detrimental to your physical condition.

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i hope all of you who can vote will be voting for anyone but the BNP today

its vital we keep them as small as possible

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At 6/3/09 08:33 PM, Shreddy wrote: i hope all of you who can vote will be voting for anyone but the BNP today

I didn't read this post properly the first time (lack of sleep), and thought you were attempting to canvas for the BNP, lol.

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At 6/3/09 01:23 PM, NEVR wrote: Went to training for the first time in about a month last night. When I got back, I had two enormous blood blisters, one on each big toe; a very painful pulled muscle in my back; and other than that, nearly every muscle in my body ached like hell.

That's it, fight the atrophy. You'll regret it for a few days, but once you're back into the swing of things, you'll be fine :)

At 6/3/09 08:33 PM, Shreddy wrote: i hope all of you who can vote will be voting for anyone but the BNP today

I'll be having a look at the candidates thoroughly today and will probably end up voting for UKIP - I just wish that the Euroskeptic parties would band together and make a united stance on getting us the hell out of Europe.

Also, someone made a piss take of the BNP logo the other day - the leaflets show BNP picked out in a Union Jack. This person did it on a red background, with BNP picked out in white, with solid black lines through the middle and a full stop after the name that was a white circle with a familiar black swastika on it...

The punchline. BNP - Showing their true colours.

At 6/4/09 02:25 AM, NEVR wrote: I didn't read this post properly the first time (lack of sleep), and thought you were attempting to canvas for the BNP, lol.

Youthere! Some more caffeine over here, toot sweet!

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At 6/3/09 08:33 PM, Shreddy wrote: i hope all of you who can vote will be voting for anyone but the BNP today

its vital we keep them as small as possible

We should cull some of them.

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At 6/8/09 07:31 AM, BobbaQ wrote:
At 6/3/09 08:33 PM, Shreddy wrote: i hope all of you who can vote will be voting for anyone but the BNP today

its vital we keep them as small as possible
We should cull some of them.

Pray, how does that make us morally better than the BNP? They want all black, asian and "non-British" races to leave the UK. I'm not sure about their policies on tourism and business, but I'm sure that we wouldn't spend too long associating with companies from other parts of the commonwealth, except perhaps Australia and Canada, to name but a few.

Still, sadly, they did gain 2 MEPs, which is quite a depressing thought. I was quite encouraged by the one MEP in the Midlands who launched into a tirade, calling all of the Labour, Conservative and Liberal candidates facists, for suppressing the people's voices on Europe for so long.

Not quite my view, but certainly a step towards saving £65m every year.

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At 6/8/09 08:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: Still, sadly, they did gain 2 MEPs, which is quite a depressing thought.

I was pretty miffed by that as well. Apparently the BNP leader is being rather sly and wording their policies in ways that people can relate to, such as their assertion that "there are too many illegal immigrants in the UK". It's easy to see how some people may hear that and agree with it, and therefore go off and vote for the BNP without realising that their actual views are possibly more sinister than they realise.

It's obvious that people aren't happy about the BNP's little boost, as was shown by that egging the other day... but I don't think that's the right way to go about it.

Apparently Germany's largest Neo-Nazi party have made some fairly sizable gains in some of their recent local elections, too. You'd have thought that after last time they'd have learned that Naziism = bad... but apparently not.

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At 6/11/09 09:52 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/8/09 08:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: Still, sadly, they did gain 2 MEPs, which is quite a depressing thought.
I was pretty miffed by that as well. Apparently the BNP leader is being rather sly and wording their policies in ways that people can relate to, such as their assertion that "there are too many illegal immigrants in the UK". It's easy to see how some people may hear that and agree with it, and therefore go off and vote for the BNP without realising that their actual views are possibly more sinister than they realise.

The parties of this calibre have little, if any moral backing, so they try any and all underhanded tactics that they can in order to get the voters to swing their way.

It's obvious that people aren't happy about the BNP's little boost, as was shown by that egging the other day... but I don't think that's the right way to go about it.

Also, please note that if anything, it was Labour losing voters that gave the BNP the seats, not a massive increase in support for the BNP.

I think that having a kick in the balls like this will spur Labour into action and perhaps they can get themselves into a more favourable shape before they actually call a General Election. I'm very interested to see what parliamentary reforms are proposed and passed before that point though.

Apparently Germany's largest Neo-Nazi party have made some fairly sizable gains in some of their recent local elections, too. You'd have thought that after last time they'd have learned that Naziism = bad... but apparently not.

*facepalms* Don't they teach WWII history in Germany?

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Gentlemen, I thought I'd just show my face in here before my hiatus.

Its been a damn good laugh but two things have just happened in my persnal life that I'm really really struggling to deal with and while I'm trying to deal with them I'm agfraid I'm not going to be able to make time for Newgrounds.

I might be back in a couple of months, but currently I feel totally unable to carry on my activities on here.

Its been good though, cheers for being such gents

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At 6/12/09 04:46 PM, Shreddy wrote: Its been good though, cheers for being such gents

Peace out
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Alright then, we'll keep a brandy warm for you. Hope you can sort it out whatever it is.

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At 6/12/09 04:46 PM, Shreddy wrote: Its been a damn good laugh but two things have just happened in my persnal life that I'm really really struggling to deal with and while I'm trying to deal with them I'm agfraid I'm not going to be able to make time for Newgrounds.

Well, when you're ready to come back, we'll still be here for you. Good luck and we wish you all the best.

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At 6/12/09 04:46 PM, Shreddy wrote: Gentlemen, I thought I'd just show my face in here before my hiatus.

Need to check in here more. Come back soon.

Also, gents, just so you know, the dry martini is a superb drink and as such I've ordered Youthere to have a jug of them ready at all times, should we feel the need to get absolutely trollied for no apparent reason.

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At 6/24/09 12:21 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: Can I join now?

No - you would need to prove yourself in a much more endearing way than that. Perhaps sending a PM to Wade with a good request for a new username would be a start ;)

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Chaps, is it just me or is it too warm for one to venture outside for too long right now? I was watching the butler hanging out the washing for a mere 2 minutes and I felt like I been inside a furnace when I went back inside. Some jolly scorching weather we're having, global warming and all that.

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At 7/1/09 10:13 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Chaps, is it just me or is it too warm for one to venture outside for too long right now? I was watching the butler hanging out the washing for a mere 2 minutes and I felt like I been inside a furnace when I went back inside. Some jolly scorching weather we're having, global warming and all that.

It's not bloody well cricket, that's what it is.

Sunny weather at Wimbledon? What next, a British champion there too? Surely not!

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Well Ive moved into my dads old house, and now need to find myself a job to keep me going over the holidays until my loan comes through... joy of joys.

Also, its too bloody hot!


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At 7/3/09 05:09 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Well Ive moved into my dads old house, and now need to find myself a job to keep me going over the holidays until my loan comes through... joy of joys.

Also, its too bloody hot!

I've just experienced the joy of rent coming out for a flat i'm not going to be living in for the next 3 months

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