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At 4/9/09 05:27 PM, NEVR wrote: WOAH what's with the sudden influx of members? NON-MOD MEMBERS I MIGHT ADD >:(

I think that the club reaching a page number milestone made more people take notice of the thread. Or not, it could have been a mere coincedence. The latter is more likely, then you think about it.

At 4/10/09 08:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: I know that TNT had Jeeves and I had Youthere, but after that, I'm stumped

Jeeves, Youthere and Winchester have to be the best names for butlers possible.

At 4/10/09 09:46 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: We also had Winchester. I have Jeeves and him in the back somewhere trying to breed a new breed of Butler.

Wasn't he EnglishPhantom's butler?

Having consulted with one of our lesser visited members, EchoRun, she has requested Alfred as her Butler.

The name Blackadder is still available, if someone wants to use that, by the way.

At 4/9/09 02:20 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Hmmm, maybe we should recommend you for icon mod, bobba.

Oh, to be an all powerful icon mod. We can all dream I guess :P

Also, hot piss it's the 200th page! And hi to the four (I think) refined chaps that have decided to join this humble establishment. Anyone for tea and scones?

*guffaw*

Cock, my laptop battery is about to cark it >,<

If it is quite allright with you fellows, I have named my butler 'Butler', after that fine chap in the Artemis Fowl series of books.
Oh, and I have just recieved a new batch of crumpets! Tip-top crumpets, might I add (no, not "Tip Top's Crumpets...)!

I call Benson for mine :P

I've just sent him to polish the silverware.

At 4/10/09 05:01 PM, Coop83 wrote: The name Blackadder is still available, if someone wants to use that, by the way.

I call it.

At 4/11/09 07:14 PM, RKthrilla wrote: I call RKthrilla

wait wut?

You can be my secondary butler if you like. I probably need about 10 or 11.

At 4/11/09 07:26 PM, RKthrilla wrote: My good sir, do you honestly think I, RKTHRILLA, would be a butler

Yes.

Now get down on your subservient knees and spitshine my shoes.

At 4/11/09 07:14 PM, RKthrilla wrote: I call RKthrilla

wait wut?

I'd have to say that RKThrilla would make a good name for a butler. Taste the capital letter, for it is your past and future!

At 4/11/09 07:26 PM, RKthrilla wrote: My good sir, do you honestly think I, RKTHRILLA, would be a butler, no, no, no, NEVR.. Do you know how many mansions I own, and how many Butlers I have..

I'm pretty sure that NEVR, or just about everyone here, could buy them out. Maybe if you had another capital letter in your username you could buy a few more, though.

At 4/11/09 07:34 PM, NEVR wrote: Now get down on your subservient knees and spitshine my shoes.

Where are the application forms?

At 4/11/09 07:58 PM, mwmike wrote: Maybe if you had another capital letter in your username you could buy a few more, though.

New members burning new members?

*sits back and cracks open a beer*

Continue.

At 4/11/09 07:34 PM, NEVR wrote: Now get down on your subservient knees and spitshine my shoes.

Where are the application forms?

No application required. All you have to do is declare yourself my bitch for as long as I see fit to keep you my bitch, and you're good to go.

At 4/11/09 08:21 PM, NEVR wrote: No application required. All you have to do is declare yourself my bitch for as long as I see fit to keep you my bitch, and you're good to go.

What do you mean they need to declare themselves your bitch? My good man, we're moderators. By the law of the internet jungle they are already our bitches by definition.

Scone?

Good morning chaps! Seems I've been neglecting visiting this place for quite some time now

Hows everyone holding up?

Good to see some good old fashioned discipline within the ranks here!

At 4/12/09 04:30 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 4/11/09 08:21 PM, NEVR wrote: No application required. All you have to do is declare yourself my bitch for as long as I see fit to keep you my bitch, and you're good to go.

What do you mean they need to declare themselves your bitch? My good man, we're moderators. By the law of the internet jungle they are already our bitches by definition.

And as certain of the moderatorly brethren would be keen to point out *cough*Mal, BBM*cough* I am technically a lesser being, only having ascended to Review Mod status. How does this work out *prepares to rebel against the system*

Scone?

Why not, eh?

6,000th reply to this thread.

At 4/12/09 04:30 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: What do you mean they need to declare themselves your bitch? My good man, we're moderators. By the law of the internet jungle they are already our bitches by definition.

But of course my good man, although it's nice to make them formally swear loyalty, so to speak. That way if they ever speak out of turn or refuse an order, I can remind them of their "oath". ;P

Scone?

Don't mind if I do.

At 4/12/09 07:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: And as certain of the moderatorly brethren would be keen to point out *cough*Mal, BBM*cough* I am technically a lesser being, only having ascended to Review Mod status. How does this work out *prepares to rebel against the system*

I say let the people decide... and the people pretty much foam at the mouth for anybody with a gold aura, so I'd say you're good ;)

Someone say scones? I couldn't eat another thing right now as I've just had my Sunday dinner with cake for afters and now I can barely move :P Also, are the new lot my bitches as well seeing as I've been here forever? My butler is called Melchett by the way.

Bahhh!

At 4/12/09 01:33 PM, BobbaQ wrote: Also, are the new lot my bitches as well seeing as I've been here forever?

I think you need a gold aura to have bitches... although I may be mistaken on that one.

At 4/11/09 08:21 PM, NEVR wrote: New members burning new members?

I like fire.

*sits back and cracks open a beer*

I'm jealous now.

Continue.

As you wish. RKThrilla! TTTTTT

At 4/11/09 08:21 PM, NEVR wrote: No application required. All you have to do is declare yourself my bitch for as long as I see fit to keep you my bitch, and you're good to go.

I, MwMike, solemnly declare to be the bitch of NEVR, and just about everyone else here because i Good enough?

At 4/12/09 04:30 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: What do you mean they need to declare themselves your bitch? My good man, we're moderators. By the law of the internet jungle they are already our bitches by definition.

I want those wasted hours that I spent on writing that back.

Scone?

You can't decline scones!

At 4/12/09 05:52 AM, Shreddy wrote: Good morning chaps! Seems I've been neglecting visiting this place for quite some time now

Hows everyone holding up?

Hey Shreddy. It's good too see you here, I haven't spoken to you in months, literally.

At 4/12/09 07:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: I am technically a lesser being, only having ascended to Review Mod status.

It won't be long until you're promoted to BBS mod, hell, I don't know why you currently aren't one.

Greetings to all you gentlemen
Would it be at all possible for a Dorset lad to partake in your gentlemanly conversations?

Hope you are all having an exquisite night, wherever you are.

At 4/12/09 04:25 PM, mwmike wrote: I, MwMike, solemnly declare to be the bitch of NEVR, and just about everyone else here because i Good enough?

You seem to have changed tack mid-sentence, but it'll do, yes.

At 4/12/09 07:45 PM, Mrputter wrote: Greetings to all you gentlemen
Would it be at all possible for a Dorset lad to partake in your gentlemanly conversations?

I can't speak for our lord and commander Coop83, but I don't see a problem with allowing you entry to this prestigious establishment.

Hope you are all having an exquisite night, wherever you are.

I actually am... listening to some live drum and bass DJ's online, and my friend got one of them to give me a shout out (although I missed it because I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea, lol).

At 4/12/09 04:25 PM, mwmike wrote:

At 4/11/09 08:21 PM, NEVR wrote: *sits back and cracks open a beer*

I'm jealous now.

you're like 13, no beer for you laddie! Grubbins, fetch this man a tonic water, extra lemon!

At 4/12/09 08:04 PM, NEVR wrote: You seem to have changed tack mid-sentence, but it'll do, yes.

I don't know what I was meaning to say after the 'because' in my first sentence. I must've pressed the delete button just as I was clicking on 'Post it!'.

At 4/12/09 08:04 PM, NEVR wrote: I actually am... listening to some live drum and bass DJ's online, and my friend got one of them to give me a shout out (although I missed it because I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea, lol).

It's a shame that you missed your shout-out. Was the tea worth it?

At 4/12/09 08:56 PM, Shreddy wrote: you're like 13, no beer for you laddie! Grubbins, fetch this man a tonic water, extra lemon!

I may be physically under the legal age for alcohol provision, but mentally... I'm below the legal age for alcohol provision. I'll just settle for the tonic water. Oh, and Grubbins is a great name for a butler.

At 4/12/09 09:02 PM, mwmike wrote: It's a shame that you missed your shout-out. Was the tea worth it?

Always is.

Should have gotten Blackadder to make the tea though. I'll know better for next time I suppose.

At 4/12/09 08:56 PM, Shreddy wrote: you're like 13, no beer for you laddie! Grubbins, fetch this man a tonic water, extra lemon!

Make that two!
But hold the water, make it some fine tea instead. Keep the lemon in.

At 4/12/09 12:22 PM, NEVR wrote: 6,000th reply to this thread.

>:(

At 4/12/09 04:25 PM, mwmike wrote:

At 4/12/09 07:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: I am technically a lesser being, only having ascended to Review Mod status.

It won't be long until you're promoted to BBS mod, hell, I don't know why you currently aren't one.

I'll stick to the reviews for now - it's had one hell of a log jam to clear up this morning, so now that's done, I'm slowly getting back into normal Newgrounding...

At 4/12/09 07:45 PM, Mrputter wrote: Greetings to all you gentlemen
Would it be at all possible for a Dorset lad to partake in your gentlemanly conversations?

Welcome.

At 4/12/09 07:45 PM, Mrputter wrote: Greetings to all you gentlemen
Would it be at all possible for a Dorset lad to partake in your gentlemanly conversations?

Hope you are all having an exquisite night, wherever you are.

Good day to you sir. Grab your pipe and monacle and we'll talk about stuff, innit.

At 4/12/09 09:14 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 4/12/09 09:02 PM, mwmike wrote: It's a shame that you missed your shout-out. Was the tea worth it?

Always is.

Great to hear a good old anecdote
I've unfortunately been neglecting tea, because I'm currently celebrating passover :(
Okay, you can still drink tea during passover, but I can't eat bread or pastries, and I like my tea with a good scone or slice of toast.
Only 57 hours left though, goodbye Matzo :D

At 4/13/09 08:26 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Good day to you sir. Grab your pipe and monacle and we'll talk about stuff, innit.

Smashing! Thank you all for your lovely welcomes :)

Today I was working on my dad old hosue which I will be moving into in the summer. There is a relly shitty ( non structurally neccessary) arch in the living room. We decided to knock it down. This was at 2 in the afternoon.

The neighbour next door come over demanding that the noise which started at ' God only know what time this morning' ( I started wallpaper stripping at about half 11. Not an unreasonable time) stop. She had a very aggressive tone demanding to speak to my mom ( who has been over seeing the vast majority of the work at the house). I then informed her that I was the owner of the house and upon realising this her tone changed drastically and went into really submissive, and trying to negotitate and all kinds of crap.

Hooray for shitty neighbours!

At 4/13/09 08:26 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Good day to you sir. Grab your pipe and monacle and we'll talk about stuff, innit.

There's a guy at my uni who smokes a pipe and wears a bowler hat, lmao.

At 4/13/09 12:21 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Hooray for shitty neighbours!

I had shitty neighbours for 15 years... was nice to finally move away and be rid of them for good.

Make sure you have a nice loud housewarming party when you move in ;P

At 4/13/09 03:49 PM, NEVR wrote: Make sure you have a nice loud housewarming party when you move in ;P

I intend to. I even have stupidly loud mates as well :P

At 4/13/09 03:53 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I intend to. I even have stupidly loud mates as well :P

So is the house semi-detached, detached, terraced...?