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At 11/27/06 01:48 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Nor would I want to be old boy. The lack of being able to tocuh anything would be a small problem.

Ah, to be a hologram....

At 11/27/06 01:53 PM, IAmSaul wrote: Also, news just in that i am getting myself a kitten next week, rather excited as a pet has never been mine to own before.

Congratulations old boy. I my self have a dog... how I love the more follically reliant...

At 11/27/06 01:48 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Nor would I want to be old boy. The lack of being able to tocuh anything would be a small problem.

There are episodes when he can touch, especially when he becomes a hard light hologram

At 11/27/06 02:24 PM, Spiked wrote: Congratulations old boy. I my self have a dog... how I love the more follically reliant...

Personally, I prefer my tropical fish and pot plants - great stress relievers and they don't need to be taken for walks, or much looking after at all, for that matter

At 11/27/06 04:57 PM, Coop83 wrote: There are episodes when he can touch, especially when he becomes a hard light hologram

True, but that still doesn't solve the problem of being an annoying prat now does it?

At 11/28/06 10:53 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: True, but that still doesn't solve the problem of being an annoying prat now does it?

Good point, I always saw something, lovable, if not English about him...

*toddles back*

I say, it is rather spacious within the new tower library! And a rather fine selection of literature. I have taken the liberty of hiding several bottles of whiskey within carved-out books on the shelves. Look for "The Dummies' Guide to Giving up Alcohol", and "Wining and Dining for the Modern Man". There are several copies littered about.

At 11/28/06 10:53 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote:

True, but that still doesn't solve the problem of being an annoying prat now does it?

I say, not talking about me behind my back are you? Why I never... *grumbles*

At 11/28/06 04:30 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: I say, not talking about me behind my back are you? Why I never... *grumbles*

Unless your name os Arnold Judas Rimmer, then, no, we weren't old boy.

We'd never insult you behind your back old boy. it's so much more fun to do it towards your face :P

At 11/28/06 04:51 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote:

At 11/28/06 04:30 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: I say, not talking about me behind my back are you? Why I never... *grumbles*

Unless your name os Arnold Judas Rimmer, then, no, we weren't old boy.

We'd never insult you behind your back old boy. it's so much more fun to do it towards your face :P

Haha, quite so! Now, I'd like to partake of some of that tea, if you don't mind.

At 11/28/06 10:53 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: True, but that still doesn't solve the problem of being an annoying prat now does it?

Kryten: Downloading Charisma

*Camera zooms into Rimmer's left hand. Audience laughs. Rimmer's top joint of his left pinkie flashes. Audience laughs more.*

At 11/28/06 04:51 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: We'd never insult you behind your back old boy. it's so much more fun to do it towards your face :P

Indeed. TNT, you're a tosspot!

At 11/29/06 08:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: Indeed. TNT, you're a tosspot!

One shall choose to ignroe that comment and shall instead pretend I heard you use the word Tea pot.

I'm a little Tea pot short and stout, here my handle, here's my spout.

At 11/29/06 10:15 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: I'm a little Tea pot short and stout, here my handle, here's my spout.

In this sort of jesting way, I trust.

You realise it's all good fun, old boy, don't you?

At 11/29/06 10:40 AM, Coop83 wrote: In this sort of jesting way, I trust.

Exactly :-)

You realise it's all good fun, old boy, don't you?

Of course old boy :-) If I didn't I wouldn't currently be pretending to be a teapot.

oh...I think I'm boiling.

Would you like milk and sugar?

At 11/29/06 10:49 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote:

Of course old boy :-) If I didn't I wouldn't currently be pretending to be a teapot.

oh...I think I'm boiling.

Would you like milk and sugar?

Interesting, I've never had man-a-tea before.

Just milk, please

At 11/29/06 01:45 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Interesting, I've never had man-a-tea before.

One should think not, it is an endangered species, the manatee or sea cow.

I would imagine that it tastes rather like salted beef

At 11/29/06 02:46 PM, Coop83 wrote: I would imagine that it tastes rather like salted beef

Or chicken.

Everything tastes like chickenl...

At 11/29/06 04:01 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Everything tastes like chickenl...

Pork does not taste like chicken, dammit!

At 11/30/06 04:15 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/29/06 04:01 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Everything tastes like chickenl...

Pork does not taste like chicken, dammit!

Neither does corned beef...

At 11/30/06 07:34 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Neither does corned beef...

I don't know what Corned Beef tastes like at all. I used to eat it, but it certainly doesn't taste like Beef or Corn

At 11/30/06 07:49 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/30/06 07:34 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Neither does corned beef...

I don't know what Corned Beef tastes like at all. I used to eat it, but it certainly doesn't taste like Beef or Corn

Possibly not, but it tastes even less like chicken, I can assure you.

At 11/30/06 07:49 AM, Coop83 wrote: I don't know what Corned Beef tastes like at all. I used to eat it, but it certainly doesn't taste like Beef or Corn

What the hell is corned beef any way?!
All that disheartening white stuff around it...
Unless of course its with picalili! Ah yes... although Spam is better (Spiced ham, that is..).

At 11/30/06 02:55 PM, Spiked wrote:

At 11/30/06 07:49 AM, Coop83 wrote: I don't know what Corned Beef tastes like at all. I used to eat it, but it certainly doesn't taste like Beef or Corn

What the hell is corned beef any way?!
All that disheartening white stuff around it...
Unless of course its with picalili! Ah yes... although Spam is better (Spiced ham, that is..).

Corned beef is, as then name suggests, beef that has been "corned" whatever that is. The ingredients list on one particular tin states that it is over 90% beef, with sugar, salt, and water. Plus the obligatory conservative.

I believe that white stuff may merely be fat, though it could also be a variety of the jelly they use in pork pies.

In my mind Rimmer matured in the later series. Maybe he and Lister reached a point where they started to cancel each other out. Maybe he saw the futility in getting angry at somebody who didn't give a toss. Or maybe time just gave him a slap round the head and he grew up. We may never know.

An interesting theory has come to my attention. Being that I probbably have a better chance of getting myself a shag if I actually go out and meet people rather than sitting at home. As one was paid at midnight last night, one will be hitting the town and trying to conquor one's discomfort in meeting new people. If I'm not in bead by 10, I will come home.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/351621

Yet more reason to keep our club running. Pip pip!
"Limey bastards"

At 12/1/06 02:02 PM, Spiked wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/351621

That was absolutely excellent.

And so true to how we would behave in space.

God save the queen.

<wipes a tear from eye>

At 12/1/06 02:02 PM, Spiked wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/351621

Hurrah!

Tea, anyone?

<collapse sinto chair>

One has not long got back from a chairty walk for World AIDS Day. Needless to say ones feet are killing.

Jeeves! Fetch the foot oil and give me a foot massage.

You might want to put your nose pegs on chaps.

At 12/3/06 11:34 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: One has not long got back from a chairty walk for World AIDS Day. Needless to say ones feet are killing.

I say sir, you are quite the activist, chharity walks, fighting off the BNP, well done kind sir!

At 12/3/06 04:32 PM, Spiked wrote:

At 12/3/06 11:34 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: One has not long got back from a chairty walk for World AIDS Day. Needless to say ones feet are killing.

I say sir, you are quite the activist, chharity walks, fighting off the BNP, well done kind sir!

Indeed, bravo! Tea tree oil for your feet?

At 12/3/06 08:44 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Indeed, bravo! Tea tree oil for your feet?

Thank you old boy.

Though I'd prefer a bog standard cup of tea really :-)

So, any of you esteemed gentlemen seen this?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061203/ap_on_re_ us/wiccan_soldier

To be honest I am suprised it takes so long to get these things aproved....

At 12/4/06 02:43 PM, Spiked wrote: So, any of you esteemed gentlemen seen this?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061203/ap_on_re_ us/wiccan_soldier

To be honest I am suprised it takes so long to get these things aproved....

About bloody time, indeed. But it's good to see earthly faiths getting a good rep, instead of all this medieval superstitious paranoic witchcraft dogma.