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Salutations all, one has returned from a trek into the depths of the university library in search of nazi gold or a particular book, whichever came first, alas neither did and i was rescued by a librarian who found me gibbering on about almanacs. Still a stiff drink later and I was feeling more myself. Seriously one shouldn't enter into these things likely!

At 11/21/06 08:55 AM, LightMemories wrote: * whispers *
Oh so this is the briton gay-speaking club.....

Excuse me? Where-ever did you get that impresion sir? I say the spam has reached new heights...

At 11/21/06 08:55 AM, LightMemories wrote: * whispers *
Oh so this is the briton gay-speaking club.....

<Monocle pops out of eye>
I say sir, that is bad form in the extreme!

At 11/21/06 12:53 PM, Lord-Kensington wrote: Salutations all, one has returned from a trek into the depths of the university library in search of nazi gold or a particular book, whichever came first, alas neither did and i was rescued by a librarian who found me gibbering on about almanacs. Still a stiff drink later and I was feeling more myself. Seriously one shouldn't enter into these things likely!

Nazi gold? One won't ask as I'm not sur eone would like the answer.

In todays news, Birmingham is colder than Hitler's heart, my hands are frozen, my feet are wet and my central heating isn't working.

Don't you just love Winter?

At 11/21/06 02:53 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Nazi gold? One won't ask as I'm not sur eone would like the answer.

In todays news, Birmingham is colder than Hitler's heart, my hands are frozen, my feet are wet and my central heating isn't working.

Don't you just love Winter?

Quick lad!
Put the fire on and wrap up in a blanket!
You'll catch your death in weather like this!

At 11/21/06 02:58 PM, IAmSaul wrote: Quick lad!
Put the fire on and wrap up in a blanket!
You'll catch your death in weather like this!

You're too kind sir.

Now if you would be as kind as to fetch me a drink I would be eternally grateful.

here sir, have some congnac, puts fire in your belly!
Just what's needed in cases like this.

At 11/21/06 03:00 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: You're too kind sir.

Now if you would be as kind as to fetch me a drink I would be eternally grateful.

That's a necessity, what will it be?
Cup of tea? Mug of good old hot chocolate?

At 11/21/06 03:04 PM, Lord-Kensington wrote: here sir, have some congnac, puts fire in your belly!
Just what's needed in cases like this.

<down Cognac>

Why thank you old boy

At 11/21/06 03:04 PM, IAmSaul wrote: That's a necessity, what will it be?
Cup of tea? Mug of good old hot chocolate?

Hot chocolate/? what a good idea. i'll have one of those.

I msut say, you and Kensington make fine butlers. Should you ever require employment in the profession I'll be more than happy to write you a reference :-)

Shortly before I prepared this evening's usual tea with two sugars and a few dabs of milk (I was not pleased at the lack of cream in my refrigerator), I had witnessed on YouTube a very disturbing thing.

If many of you have not yet heard, Michael Richards (the bloke who played Kramer on Seinfeld) made a fool of himself several days ago at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. According to several accounts, the comedian was heckled and interrupted during his routine and several minutes into the act began swearing and berrating the two black audience members with racial name calling and profuse swearing. He then proceeded to linger on stage for a short while arguing with the patrons, who had remarked on his recent lack of professional success, before leaving the stage.

I, for one, am shocked. He followed this outburst with a public apology on The Letterman Show, which is almost as fascinating to watch as the outburst itself. You can view both of these without too much searching on YouTube, though one of the Letterman clips have been removed due to copyright issues. So watch it while you can!

Don't you just love Winter?

Yes, indeed I do.

At 11/21/06 02:23 PM, Spiked wrote: Excuse me? Where-ever did you get that impresion sir? I say the spam has reached new heights...

At 11/21/06 02:48 PM, Lord-Kensington wrote: <Monocle pops out of eye>
I say sir, that is bad form in the extreme!

Gentlemen, if you would but read my retort, the post you are both referring to has been dealt with. I do not condone flaming within this club from either party, so consider yourselves warned.

At 11/21/06 02:53 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Don't you just love Winter?

One finds curling up on the sofa over an episode of Torchwood with one's girlfriend makes an excellent way to stave off winter's chill

[whispered] Because it made me happy!

At 11/21/06 09:05 PM, kreten wrote: I, for one, am shocked. He followed this outburst with a public apology on The Letterman Show, which is almost as fascinating to watch as the outburst itself. You can view both of these without too much searching on YouTube, though one of the Letterman clips have been removed due to copyright issues. So watch it while you can!

I had a look at it, and it was most interesting. Really bad show on his part though.

At 11/23/06 04:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: One finds curling up on the sofa over an episode of Torchwood with one's girlfriend makes an excellent way to stave off winter's chill

[whispered] Because it made me happy!

That does indeed sound like a "Happy moment".

:sigh:

Oh for the joy of some female company.

Oh well...bottoms up!

<downs brandy>

At 11/23/06 11:28 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote:

At 11/23/06 04:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: One finds curling up on the sofa over an episode of Torchwood with one's girlfriend makes an excellent way to stave off winter's chill

That does indeed sound like a "Happy moment".

sigh:

Oh for the joy of some female company.

Chin up, old boy. She's out there somewhere, it's just a matter of finding her.

At 11/23/06 11:49 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/23/06 11:28 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote:

At 11/23/06 04:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: One finds curling up on the sofa over an episode of Torchwood with one's girlfriend makes an excellent way to stave off winter's chill

That does indeed sound like a "Happy moment".

sigh:

Oh for the joy of some female company.

Chin up, old boy. She's out there somewhere, it's just a matter of finding her.

It's the finding that's the difficulty, my good man. Moreover, the finding her before some other blighter does.

Have any of that brandy left, TNT?

Well my good sir, you shouldn't really be that concerned about the difficulty of finding her, because there's plenty more ladies along the way. I've got some brandy left, high quality too is what.. Here, have a glass.

At 11/24/06 05:22 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: It's the finding that's the difficulty, my good man. Moreover, the finding her before some other blighter does.

Look on the bright side, I spent 5 1/2 years wandering the wilderness from my last meaningful relationship before getting together with Becki. Can you really blame me for being happy?

At 11/24/06 08:20 AM, Coop83 wrote: Can you really blame me for being happy?

Not at all. I'm sure each and every member of the club wishes you and her a very happy time together.

But that doesn't man I don't have the right to sulk over the fatc that you've got someone and I don't :P

<clears throat>

In todays news the University of Wales, located in Aberwystwyth is so desperate for the pelasure of my company the blighters are telling me to enter an exam for a scholarship.

Fun eh?

At 11/24/06 11:09 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: But that doesn't man I don't have the right to sulk over the fatc that you've got someone and I don't :P

There are Pros and Cons to being Single as well as being in a relationship. I fully intend to explore the Pros of being in a relationship :P

In todays news the University of Wales, located in Aberwystwyth is so desperate for the pelasure of my company the blighters are telling me to enter an exam for a scholarship.

Well, you're up to 3 now, but keep your options open and have fun sorting through it all

At 11/24/06 11:38 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/24/06 11:09 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: But that doesn't man I don't have the right to sulk over the fatc that you've got someone and I don't :P

There are Pros and Cons to being Single as well as being in a relationship. I fully intend to explore the Pros of being in a relationship :P

Ah, yes, exploration can be so much fun.

In todays news the University of Wales, located in Aberwystwyth is so desperate for the pelasure of my company the blighters are telling me to enter an exam for a scholarship.

Congratulations! You have quite the selection, now, don't you, old bean?

At 11/24/06 01:12 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Congratulations! You have quite the selection, now, don't you, old bean?

Only two actually :-\

Abery-what-ya ma'callit, and Birmingham ar ethe only oens to actually accept me so far.

LSE told me to bugger off, and I'm still waiting to ehar from Warwick, Durham and the all important OXford. Wish they'd all hurry up :-\

At 11/24/06 01:12 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Ah, yes, exploration can be so much fun.

*Attempts to resist innuendo involving miner's light and related paraphernalia. Fails.*

At 11/24/06 01:36 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: LSE told me to bugger off, and I'm still waiting to ehar from Warwick, Durham and the all important OXford. Wish they'd all hurry up :-\

Well, you still have two. Personally, I'd hope you get to go further afield than Birmingham, although Aberystwyth is a bit of a dive

Of all the Universities in Wales, I've only heard of good stuff about Bangor... mainly because they took my best mate's sister away for three years

Tally-ho chaps, not been very active for a while, (post wise).
I am just here to remind you, I have not... expired as it were...

Pip, pip!

At 11/25/06 01:29 PM, Spiked wrote: Tally-ho chaps, not been very active for a while, (post wise).
I am just here to remind you, I have not... expired as it were...

Pip, pip!

Huzzah!

Rather good to be reminded that there is life in this place yet...

It does get rather disconcerting when one wakes up to find Jeeves dusting cobwebs off one's dinner-jacket. Especially when one is still wearing it.

Now, speaking of exploration, I'm going up to the tower. Perhaps there is yet something I have not seen...

*toddles off*

Oh woe is I!

It is with a heavy heart and sad tidings that I must bring you news that I, Tri-nitro-toluene, BSC, SSC,GSC and PEGC have been rejected form that fine old establishment known as oxford univeristy.

But enough one that, I'm not going to el tit ge tme down. If anything it's made me even more resolved to do better in 6th form and in my life in general so i stick me middle fingers up at them sand say " This is what you rejected you elitist bastards!"

More tea anyone?

At 11/26/06 02:51 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Oh woe is I !

Condolences, my good sir...

so i stick me middle fingers up at them sand say " This is what you rejected you elitist bastards!"

Glad to see you still have that fighting spirit! I'm sure you won't need them to flourish...

More tea anyone?

I'd love some thanks for asking!

At 11/26/06 02:51 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: It is with a heavy heart and sad tidings that I must bring you news that I, Tri-nitro-toluene, BSC, SSC,GSC and PEGC have been rejected form that fine old establishment known as oxford univeristy.

Trust me, it's for the best. Attending Oxbridge is like joining the Hitler Youth. They constantly indoctrinate you with the feeling that all other universities are lesser places, which is certainly not the way to go through your education.

Bronze Swimming Certificate
Silver Swimming Certificate
Gold Swimming Certificate

My dear old boy, you most certainly are NOT Arnold Judas Rimmer

At 11/26/06 02:51 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: More tea anyone?

Well i say, if anyone deserved to attend those wonderful schools it was you. I tell you though, whatever fine establishment you do attend will be golden by the time you leave my good man.

I'd love a cup of tea, thank you :)

At 11/27/06 08:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: My dear old boy, you most certainly are NOT Arnold Judas Rimmer

Nor would I want to be old boy. The lack of being able to tocuh anything would be a small problem.

At 11/27/06 12:47 PM, IAmSaul wrote: I'd love a cup of tea, thank you :)

One lump or two?

I hope i'm not causing offence but i do have a rather sweet tooth, could i possibly have three my good man?
Also, news just in that i am getting myself a kitten next week, rather excited as a pet has never been mine to own before.