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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 16th, 2006 @ 10:20 AM Reply

about 10 miles west of Nottingham.

Damn it!!

East, gents, I apologise.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 16th, 2006 @ 10:37 AM Reply

At 11/16/06 10:18 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:
At 11/16/06 09:56 AM, Lord-Kensington wrote: (Oh and COOP I know where Kidderminster is!)

You're probably the third BBS member I know who does, other than myself and one of those is my brother.

Whereabouts is it again? All I know and, indeed, knew, is that it is in the vicinity of Birmingham. Is it north, east, southwest? Approximately how far.

About 20-25 miles Southwest of Birmingham

I live in Bingham, about 10 miles west of Nottingham. Though I am not currently there, I have residence in Lincoln currently.

Well, at least you don't live in Newark (and have the well know acronym for your town)


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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 16th, 2006 @ 11:07 AM Reply

At 11/16/06 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: 1) I am actually from a town called Kidderminster, but since no-one knows where that is, I say Birmingham.

I know where Kidderminster is. Used to go past it quite a bit but never actually went inside to visit the place.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 16th, 2006 @ 01:59 PM Reply

At 11/16/06 06:01 AM, geo177 wrote: One Has Just found out about this wounderful English Club

Welcome old chap, care for a drink?

At 11/16/06 09:56 AM, Lord-Kensington wrote: Well I must be frank with you old bean, there is the door, close it on your way out!

Some fine points there sir!

(Oh and COOP I know where Kidderminster is!)

Me too old boy, never graced the vicinity though...

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 17th, 2006 @ 09:45 PM Reply

Jennings, my warm milk and honey, if you will!

I fear I am becoming a creature of the night. Not good when a Friday's lectures span from 9 in the morning to 6 in the evening.

Does anyone have any suggestions for natural sleeping aids besides a hot-wattle boter?

... the hour is getting to me...

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 17th, 2006 @ 10:25 PM Reply

Oh Ho! In my half-sleep-walkings about on the internet, I have stumbled across a remarkable array of... Remixes for the BBC News 24 theme! I'm sure we all recall Mr Bill Bailey's rendition, I must say that a 3 minutes long version has been officially adopted by the glorious news channel, and can be heard in full here:

BBC News 24 Remix Entries

Much glorious listening...

Jennings! My milk!

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 01:51 PM Reply

At 11/17/06 10:25 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:
BBC News 24 Remix Entries

Ha! Thats fantastic, never realised how intricate the song was!
Natural sleep remedies, hmmm... not really, unless you count herbal remedies. Or if all else fails you could try the jolly old night-cap, probably not a good idea though...

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 11/16/06 01:59 PM, Spiked wrote:
At 11/16/06 09:56 AM, Lord-Kensington wrote: (Oh and COOP I know where Kidderminster is!)
Me too old boy, never graced the vicinity though...

It sounds like everyone in this club knows where my home town is! The point I was making is that no Americans have ever heard of Kidderminster, so if I say Birmingham, they might have a slight idea


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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:18 PM Reply

At 11/17/06 10:25 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: BBC News 24 Remix Entries

Those are pretty good.

Though I can't help but think of Bill Bailey as well. That was a good night out when I went to see him live :-)

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 11/18/06 04:18 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote:
At 11/17/06 10:25 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: BBC News 24 Remix Entries
Those are pretty good.

Though I can't help but think of Bill Bailey as well. That was a good night out when I went to see him live :-)

Live? Good show! Indeed, it was late, and BBC News 24 came on in the usual slot. I remembered Bill Bailey's rendition, and decided to look for a version I could download and play among other niknaks, such as the heavy metal version of the Countdown theme I found in the portal. Alas, no luck. But what I did find, and shared, was sufficient.

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At 11/18/06 10:59 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: such as the heavy metal version of the Countdown theme I found in the portal. Alas, no luck. But what I did find, and shared, was sufficient.

Heavy metal Countdown theme? That is something I have to hear.

Link?

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At 11/19/06 05:14 AM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote:
At 11/18/06 10:59 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: such as the heavy metal version of the Countdown theme I found in the portal. Alas, no luck. But what I did find, and shared, was sufficient.
Heavy metal Countdown theme? That is something I have to hear.

Link?

Here you go old boy

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 11:30 AM Reply

At 11/19/06 09:45 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Here you go old boy

If that was the original theme tune, perhaps it would be slightly bearable...
Don't get me wrong I love words... but Noel... oh dear...

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 01:20 PM Reply

At 11/19/06 09:45 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Here you go old boy

This needs to become the official themesong.

One ahs jsut returned from leafletting the Streets of Wallsall in ana ttempt to dissuade the voter sin their by-election there from voting BNP. I am frozen from head to toe yet feel content that I've done my bit to hinder the progress of the Facists.

Now pass the tea. I need a hot drink to warm me up!

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At 11/19/06 01:20 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Now pass the tea. I need a hot drink to warm me up!

Right away sir! I hope no, skinheaded-neo-nazis turned up...

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 02:51 PM Reply

At 11/19/06 02:34 PM, Spiked wrote: Right away sir! I hope no, skinheaded-neo-nazis turned up...

Actually they did. When the group iw as with were setting off after being given the leaflets some BNP leafletters started up a " Nick Girffin Rocks!" chant and began hurling abuse at us.

To which our response was to ignore them and carry on walking down the street and left them standing there like the idiotic chavs they are.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 20th, 2006 @ 05:53 AM Reply

At 11/19/06 09:45 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:
Heavy metal Countdown theme? That is something I have to hear.
Here you go old boy

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At 11/19/06 02:51 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Actually they did. When the group iw as with were setting off after being given the leaflets some BNP leafletters started up a " Nick Girffin Rocks!" chant and began hurling abuse at us.
To which our response was to ignore them and carry on walking down the street and left them standing there like the idiotic chavs they are.

And that is the English way of dealing with things! I saw something on TV which used DNA to prove that even if we claim to be English, we probably have more Middle Eastern and Southern European DNA in us than actual English

Some Illegal immigrants are probably more English than BNP members, that's for sure!


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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 20th, 2006 @ 06:49 AM Reply

At 11/20/06 05:53 AM, Coop83 wrote:
And that is the English way of dealing with things! I saw something on TV which used DNA to prove that even if we claim to be English, we probably have more Middle Eastern and Southern European DNA in us than actual English

Some Illegal immigrants are probably more English than BNP members, that's for sure!

Most likely. Someone chould send them a flag or banner or something enscriberd with the words "Bastard Ni***r Party". That'd throw them into such a frenzy they'd most likely genocide themselves out of existance.

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At 11/20/06 06:49 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Most likely. Someone chould send them a flag or banner or something enscriberd with the words "Bastard Ni***r Party". That'd throw them into such a frenzy they'd most likely genocide themselves out of existance.

Unfortunately, the innocent casualties would far outnumber the BNP casualties for me to condone such an action.


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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 20th, 2006 @ 11:52 AM Reply

Good day to you all,

I came across this fine establishment whilst browsing the Newgrounds 'Clubs & Crews' section of the forums. I must say, what a spiffing idea for a club this is and you shall be seeing more from me. One will naturally join in with your current conversation as i don't quite feel pledged to create my own.

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At 11/20/06 11:52 AM, IAmSaul wrote: I came across this fine establishment whilst browsing the Newgrounds 'Clubs & Crews' section of the forums. I must say, what a spiffing idea for a club this is and you shall be seeing more from me. One will naturally join in with your current conversation as i don't quite feel pledged to create my own.

Poppy cock! Feel free to start a conversation of your own if you wish old boy.

Now pull up a chair have a muffin and either start up a new conversation or join in the debate on the BNP.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 20th, 2006 @ 02:13 PM Reply

Well sir, thank you very much!
I will accept your muffin offer, who doesn't love a good ole muffin.
One has had a very pleasant welcome!

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At 11/20/06 11:52 AM, IAmSaul wrote: Good day to you all,

I came across this fine establishment whilst browsing the Newgrounds 'Clubs & Crews' section of the forums...

Welcome good sir, nice to meet you, what is ones faviourite bevarage? To which I may partake in serving it.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 20th, 2006 @ 03:08 PM Reply

Oh well, if i do say so myself, you're being quite the kind people today oh..
I do like a nice glass of Martini i do.. Will you be joining one for a drink?

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At 11/20/06 03:08 PM, IAmSaul wrote: Oh well, if i do say so myself, you're being quite the kind people today oh..
I do like a nice glass of Martini i do.. Will you be joining one for a drink?

Ah, quite so. Tell me, how is it an upstanding gentleman such as yourself has not discovered us before?

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 21st, 2006 @ 07:44 AM Reply

Oh, I have noticed you here and there, i've just never ventured further than that i'm afraid.
Now i know what i've been missing out on!

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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 21st, 2006 @ 08:55 AM Reply

* whispers *
Oh so this is the briton gay-speaking club.....

no offence......

I'll join then.........Oh,and isn't it a mighty fine day today?

Tea anyone?
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At 11/20/06 02:05 PM, Tri-nitro-toluene wrote: Poppy cock! Feel free to start a conversation of your own if you wish old boy.

Now pull up a chair have a muffin and either start up a new conversation or join in the debate on the BNP.

BNP good sir?
No,begging your pardon but my ears have not been so sharp all these years.....

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At 11/21/06 08:55 AM, LightMemories wrote: * whispers *
Oh so this is the briton gay-speaking club.....

no offence......

Judging by your profile picture, I'd say that you're the gay one.

I'll join then.........Oh,and isn't it a mighty fine day today?
Tea anyone?

When you come in and insult us, the worst thing you can say is 'No offence', as it means you obviously considered that statement was offensive. If you hadn't meant it, I'd suggest that you didn't say it at all.

Application rejected.


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Response to English Gentleman's Club Nov. 21st, 2006 @ 12:17 PM Reply

Oh deary me, troublesome few posts there i say..
Now i think we should all refresh and have a nice slice of victoria sponge cake.. Mm..mm.
Oh, these winter days though, not for my sort no.. I'd rather be at the bottom of a country house garden enjoying a nice relaxing snooze i would.