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At 11/10/06 01:15 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:
Indeed I do. For I am in celebration.

Oh yes...

First of all, I am finally visiting home for the first time since my departure here to university. I shall finally be able to sleep in my own bed again.

Good...

Second. I have just recieved results from my first official, marked test for my course. 100%, I tell you!

Oh, Good gracious, well done old boy!

Jennings! Fetch that blackberry conserve I've been saving!

It only gets better as I go along!!

We are certainly going to "live it up" this evening!

Jeeves bring the booze in biblical proportions! I say blackberry and crumpets!!

Hello chaps,
I really must get online more often, have just slogged through the however many posts since my last one. It was heavy going.

Well as you seem to have noticed the bush administration is slowly begginning to visibly crumble. About time too.

Honestly who puts the evolutionary missing link in-charge of the worlds leading superpower and equpis them with a nuclear arsenal?

Its like a Marx Bros. Film!!!

Anyhoo, one must dash its 00.53 GMT and one is (excuse the phrase) Fucked.
HIBBSWORTH, fetch the hot water bottle and Sir Digby Bear!

Im not in this club but i am gonna re-state something that TexicoMexico said about

Hilary Clinton wanting to take over the world. Well we really all want to take over the world we

just dont want the other person to do it first we wnt to take it over for ourselves

So really its simply a race to the TOP. oh yea and sup im new in the code lyoko club

At 11/10/06 07:55 PM, Lord-Kensington wrote:
Honestly who puts the evolutionary missing link in-charge of the worlds leading superpower and equips them with a nuclear arsenal?

Good one.

At 11/11/06 09:18 AM, Spiked wrote:

At 11/10/06 07:55 PM, Lord-Kensington wrote:
Honestly who puts the evolutionary missing link in-charge of the worlds leading superpower and equips them with a nuclear arsenal?

Good one.

Bravo, sir, bravo!

Alas, I think we need to recruit somemore English gentleman. It is awfully quite here...

At 11/13/06 02:31 PM, Spiked wrote: Alas, I think we need to recruit somemore English gentleman. It is awfully quite here...

Oh I don't know. It's nice to have the place for just a few good chums don't you think?

In todays news

I have discovered the wodner sof decaffinated tea. it's the wholesome taste of tea, but without the chemical that keeps me up for half the night.

But this begs the question> Should the holy mother of all drinks be altered and tampered with for any purpsoe or left alone?

And am I less of an Englishmen for not drinking the caffinated stuff anymore?

At 11/13/06 02:44 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: And am I less of an Englishmen for not drinking the caffinated stuff anymore?

Absolutely not. You're English by where you were born or how you act. Technically Chavs are English, but acting like one forfeits your right to being a proper English gentleman

Looks at Jogging bottoms, trainers and NYY cap... Well, at least I wear these at the gym

At 11/13/06 02:44 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

I have discovered the wodner sof decaffinated tea. it's the wholesome taste of tea, but without the chemical that keeps me up for half the night.

I could just do with a cup of tea now...

*glances at pocket-watch - 00:59 . . . 01:00*

Ah, yes. Tea, to go with the large quantities of birthday chocolate...

One shall not rest tonight!

At 11/13/06 08:01 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Ah, yes. Tea, to go with the large quantities of birthday chocolate...

Birthday, eh?

Many happy returns, old boy!

At 11/14/06 04:25 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/13/06 08:01 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Ah, yes. Tea, to go with the large quantities of birthday chocolate...

Birthday, eh?

Many happy returns, old boy!

Why thankyou, sir! It was on the Sunday just passed. We had glorious quantities of chinese food and Tsing Tao. Most wonderful.

At 11/14/06 07:41 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Why thankyou, sir! It was on the Sunday just passed. We had glorious quantities of chinese food and Tsing Tao. Most wonderful.

Well, I've never been one for eating much chinese food, but it sounds like a raring good time was had by all

Tsing Tao, a most marvelous beverage of the alcoholic type. One has gotten a fancy for a dilectable white beer called Hoegaarden, I think its danish but am not sure. (will research online).
Many belated happy returns old bean.

well, it turns out the beer is from Begium. Still it tastes good so I'm not complaining.

Hello is there anyone there?
*Looks round the seemingly deserted club*

I say chaps this isn't another game of Hide and Seek per chance?

(I know what will rouse them, every English Gents fatal flaw)
TEA AND CRUMPETS ANYONE???

At 11/13/06 08:01 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: *glances at pocket-watch - 00:59 . . . 01:00*

Ah, yes. Tea, to go with the large quantities of birthday chocolate...

One shall not rest tonight!

I say, old boy happy bloody birthday! Sorry its late, I have been a little ill...

Oh and to re-cap, de-caffe makes you no less of an Englishman! Just a slightley healthier one!

At 11/14/06 01:26 PM, Lord-Kensington wrote: (I know what will rouse them, every English Gents fatal flaw)
TEA AND CRUMPETS ANYONE???

<leaps up from behind sofa>

Crumpets? Where?

Oh...bother. Blast you Kensington :-(

You've gone and ruined the game.

Ah well, time for tea then.

At 11/14/06 03:07 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 11/14/06 01:26 PM, Lord-Kensington wrote: (I know what will rouse them, every English Gents fatal flaw)
TEA AND CRUMPETS ANYONE???

<leaps up from behind sofa>

Crumpets? Where?

Oh...bother. Blast you Kensington :-(

You've gone and ruined the game.

Ah well, time for tea then.

TEA!!!
*glances at pocket-watch*
Blast. Four minutes past midnight. I cannot drink tea this late tonight, for I must be up at seven, and require at least five hours sleep.

Hmm, perhaps a little milk and honey....

One as just seen the delightful Russel Howard live. Brilliant comic. Was a guest during the last round of Mock the Week, if you didn't know. Absolutely marvellous!

At 11/14/06 07:06 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: TEA!!!
*glances at pocket-watch*
Blast. Four minutes past midnight. I cannot drink tea this late tonight, for I must be up at seven, and require at least five hours sleep.

Well, one can say the same about the old lack of sleep, but one's lady friend is certainly a most welcome distraction from the rigours of sleep

I say chaps one has been watching her majesty's opening of parliament. Makes one feel proud to be english! A most fantastic ceremony.

A toast! To her Majesty the Queen!

At 11/15/06 08:44 AM, Lord-Kensington wrote:

A toast! To her Majesty the Queen!

To the Queen!

At 11/15/06 09:23 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: To the Queen!

To the Queer old dean!

Wait...that didn't come out right...

At 11/15/06 08:44 AM, Lord-Kensington wrote: I say chaps one has been watching her majesty's opening of parliament. Makes one feel proud to be english! A most fantastic ceremony.

A toast! To her Majesty the Queen!

Can't say I did old boy, but a toast a toast never-the-less!
Huzzah!

At 11/15/06 04:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, one can say the same about the old lack of sleep, but one's lady friend is certainly a most welcome distraction from the rigours of sleep

Oh you dog you!

At 11/15/06 02:55 PM, sapper119 wrote: this has got to be the shitest post i have ever seen lol i know im english and all but ive never ever talk like how your talking and also the guy whose hosting this is from Birmingham lol oh year his gentlemens accent must be great lol!!!

Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave due to your utter slaughtering of the English language.

If you don't find this post amusing, then, it's quite simple, don't post in it. Ignore it. Leave it alone.

This thread is a joke. It was designed to take the piss out of how the English are perceieved as talking. If you don't find it funny, then fine. Just don't spam up the place.

Oh, and for your information, just 'cause s Coop comes from Birmingham doesn't make a damned difference. This thread is a joke. No one here actually talks like this. Understand?

Now, do us all a favour and bugger off. If you post here again with seemingly malicious intent or try and start a flame war I will have no problems in getting the attention of mods.

Much <3

TNT

At 11/15/06 03:04 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave due to your utter slaughtering of the English language.

Much <3

TNT

Please don't insult Coop or anyother members of this unique congrigation.
Please don't take this as a flame, so much as a critique, when I say SPAM!!
Please leave, and don't hurt our collective feelings.
Please don't make me pull out the SMRM

Best Wishes.

Spiked

At 11/15/06 03:48 PM, Spiked wrote:

At 11/15/06 03:04 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave due to your utter slaughtering of the English language.

Much <3

TNT

Please don't insult Coop or anyother members of this unique congrigation...

Best Wishes.

Spiked

Kindly leave the premises with all haste, before I tell the butlers to release the hounds.

Yours forebodingly,

Leonardo-Da-Finchy

At 11/15/06 02:32 PM, Spiked wrote: Oh you dog you!

Jeeves, put an extra sugar in one's tea this morning. One is conserving energy levels!

At 11/15/06 02:55 PM, sapper119 wrote: this has got to be the shitest post i have ever seen lol i know im english and all but ive never ever talk like how your talking and also the guy whose hosting this is from Birmingham lol oh year his gentlemens accent must be great lol!!!

Two points I would like to make about this:

1) I am actually from a town called Kidderminster, but since no-one knows where that is, I say Birmingham. I don't have a Brummie accent, or a Black Country accent either. As you may have guessed, I don't have a posh accent, either. We're poking fun at the perceptions of how English people talk and act. If you would like further information, please PM me

2) Expect a visit from some mods

WOW

One Has Just found out about this wounderful English Club

England Power

Did you See
England Lose to Argentina At Rugby
How Embarrasing

Tally Ho good Fellows

At 11/15/06 02:55 PM, sapper119 wrote: this has got to be the shitest post i have ever seen lol i know im english and all but ive never ever talk like how your talking and also the guy whose hosting this is from Birmingham lol oh year his gentlemens accent must be great lol!!!

Well I must be frank with you old bean, there is the door, close it on your way out!

And another point whilst I'm on the topic. Have you seen the length of this thread? Two words: TRIPLE FIGURES!!! So for it being the 'shitest' post, as you so eliquently put it, we havent done too bad.

Actually I fear I have a fair few points to raise here so bear with me fellow Gents.
1. your age on your profile is 14, now assuming that is correct (and judging by the childish display of language thereon I assume it is) what would you know about Englishness??? You have just got to an age where you can wipe your own rear without assistance, so dont be surprised if I dont take you seriously. (I'm ranting on like this just for pure pleasure rather than to prove a point)
2. This thread is a break from the norm of the childish nuance's that the youth of today seems to never be without on the BBS (lol, N00B etc...), so one would summise that this would be the perverbial 'diamond in the rough'. Therefore in summation you should embrace this quintessentially English thread with both hands fear we loose this wonderful dialect to the deamon that is 'NETSPEAK' <Recoils in horror>
3. What is wrong with this thread, compared to some of the others floating around the BBS this one does have decent conversations, topics and atmosphere. Something akin to that of the Gentlemens' clubs of the 20's and 30's; an age of refinement and class, something you, my dear sir, could do with learning.

Finally I shall close with a Latin prose I find useful in times like this:
'Nil illigitimus carborundum'

(Oh and COOP I know where Kidderminster is!)

At 11/16/06 09:56 AM, Lord-Kensington wrote:

(Oh and COOP I know where Kidderminster is!)

Whereabouts is it again? All I know and, indeed, knew, is that it is in the vicinity of Birmingham. Is it north, east, southwest? Approximately how far.

I live in Bingham, about 10 miles west of Nottingham. Though I am not currently there, I have residence in Lincoln currently.