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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-27 12:31:11 Reply

Hello. I'm just posting to ask what do you talk about in here?

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-27 12:33:14 Reply

At 1/27/05 12:31 PM, sabosh wrote: Hello. I'm just posting to ask what do you talk about in here?

anythign that is English or remotly connected to england old boy. Just put on a chipper toff accent like the rest of us and you'llfit in perfetcly what what!

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At 1/27/05 05:29 AM, -StormWolf- wrote: The trouble is with the discworld novels being made into set of films is there are so many of them. Open riots would start between Discworld and Harry Potter fans.

Discworld Vs Harry Potter? What would be the point? Harry Potter is vastly inferior to Discworld, which has got a 15 year head start, but is so much more well developed. Besides, Potter will only go on for another few books, while Discwolrd will run and run and run.

At 1/27/05 11:59 AM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote: well Im off to rekindle the hatred between the french and British. Anyone coming with me or will it just be me and simmons storming calais?

One's just off to Hereford, to see if the chaps from 22 reg are up for it. Result should be with you by tomorrow, so let's call a rain check, eh chaps.


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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-27 15:16:16 Reply

At 1/27/05 03:03 PM, Coop83 wrote: One's just off to Hereford, to see if the chaps from 22 reg are up for it. Result should be with you by tomorrow, so let's call a rain check, eh chaps.

jolly good show! Will be waiting t here if you will be joining us. We march at Dawn!

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-27 15:26:16 Reply

At 1/27/05 03:16 PM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote: jolly good show! Will be waiting t here if you will be joining us. We march at Dawn!

Well, that gives us a 2 hour headstart over you, should we wish to go.

Jolly Good!


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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-27 15:30:38 Reply

At 1/27/05 03:26 PM, Coop83 wrote: Well, that gives us a 2 hour headstart over you, should we wish to go.

Jolly Good!

well if thats the case! SIMMONS! FETCH THE TES WE ARE OFF TO WAR.

Anyone know any good war chants that will raise the mens spirits?

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well if thats the case! SIMMONS! FETCH THE TES WE ARE OFF TO WAR.

Anyone know any good war chants that will raise the mens spirits?

I should do old bean i've just passed basic training for the TA, after im through UNI on ones scholarship I'll be a proper Toff. My favourite chant would be "A para fell into a tree" or anything from the SHARPE series the books are jolly good. They are what pushed my towards the military.

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At 1/27/05 06:45 PM, The_Patriot wrote: I should do old bean i've just passed basic training for the TA,

Which regt are you in old bean. One was thinking of join the TA RLC, but the travelling was to damn far.

My favourite chant would be "A para fell into a tree" or anything from the SHARPE series the books are jolly good. They are what pushed my towards the military.

Something from sharpe would be good. One is a big fan of it, something to get the troops moving would work well.

Come on you buggers. Let them hear you!
What are you for loitering for? Its just there. France, FRANCE!

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-28 12:06:17 Reply

tally ho chaps! It seems my plan to invade france didnt go so well. Got to the channel tunnel and realised ID forgotten my passport. lokms like Ill have to reshedule everything :-(

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-28 12:33:53 Reply

I think we should destroy the channel tunnel. Then attack by sea and air. Customs can't stop us bring back cheap drink if we don't use them. We will use ones private air field.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-28 12:40:29 Reply

At 1/28/05 12:33 PM, -StormWolf- wrote: I think we should destroy the channel tunnel. Then attack by sea and air. Customs can't stop us bring back cheap drink if we don't use them. We will use ones private air field.

a veyr good plan but unfortunatly one is to tired to do anythign and oen is rather annoyed at myself for I got my results back for my geography and I was two marks off of the A i wnated.....bloody hurricanes its their fault I didnt gtethe A

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-28 12:50:23 Reply

At 1/28/05 12:40 PM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote: a very good plan but unfortunatly one is to tired to do anything and one is rather annoyed at myself for I got my results back for my geography and I was two marks off of the A I wanted.....bloody hurricanes its their fault I didnt get the A

I say Manic, thats not like you. One found lots of mistakes in your last post. You should start righting slower.
Hard cheese about the exam, but not to worry it is only a mock and has little to do with the really things.
When one did ones mocks one got an E in History, when one got the really ones it had gone up to a C. Things can change a lot.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-28 12:55:16 Reply

At 1/28/05 12:50 PM, -StormWolf- wrote: I say Manic, thats not like you. One found lots of mistakes in your last post. You should start righting slower.

bah. My posts are one of the most typo ridden posts on NG. My Brian mvoes faster than my hands so I create typos.

Hard cheese about the exam, but not to worry it is only a mock and has little to do with the really things.
When one did ones mocks one got an E in History, when one got the really ones it had gone up to a C. Things can change a lot.

yes I know im just annoyed that Iwa s so close and dint gte it. i did worse than you in my history mock. I got an F an im predicetd a B :-)

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At 1/28/05 12:06 PM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote: tally ho chaps! It seems my plan to invade france didnt go so well. Got to the channel tunnel and realised ID forgotten my passport. lokms like Ill have to reshedule everything :-(

Manic, were you aware that you didn't need a passport to enter France? Since it's part of the EU, which we are also part of, unfortunate as it may seem.

I'd even got the boys ready for it. How does next Wednesday sound? One is free then.


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At 1/28/05 03:24 PM, Coop83 wrote: Manic, were you aware that you didn't need a passport to enter France? Since it's part of the EU, which we are also part of, unfortunate as it may seem.

really? I thought that we weren't included in that little EU rule thing about free movment........damn. Ah well.

I'd even got the boys ready for it. How does next Wednesday sound? One is free then.

Indeed wednsday is a good day for me to. we shall both meet at the tunnel and make our wya to france and show them what for!

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At 1/28/05 04:58 PM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote: Indeed wednsday is a good day for me to. we shall both meet at the tunnel and make our wya to france and show them what for!

Capital! See you there, old bean.


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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-28 17:11:44 Reply

At 1/28/05 05:05 PM, Coop83 wrote: Capital! See you there, old bean.

one shall provide the tea if you provide the biscuits.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-28 17:24:46 Reply

One has a plan. Tis a very simple plan that will give us hours of jolly wizard time.
We will get the SAS to destroy the channel tunnel and when the French are complainning about we will get over to France by ferry, plane, submarine, heilcopter. We shall go on the mother of brandy hunters. Getting back might be the only problem. Therefore one will us a large amount of cars on the ferry. This why the alcohol will be spread over a wide area before it is spread to our mansions.

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At 1/28/05 05:24 PM, -StormWolf- wrote: One has a plan. Tis a very simple plan that will give us hours of jolly wizard time.
We will get the SAS to destroy the channel tunnel and when the French are complainning about we will get over to France by ferry, plane, submarine, heilcopter. We shall go on the mother of brandy hunters. Getting back might be the only problem. Therefore one will us a large amount of cars on the ferry. This why the alcohol will be spread over a wide area before it is spread to our mansions.

spififng plan only problem is if we blow up the tunnel they will stop all ferrys and planes form leaving so we wouldnt be able to get across.

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At 1/28/05 05:31 PM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote: spififng plan only problem is if we blow up the tunnel they will stop all ferrys and planes form leaving so we wouldnt be able to get across.

Now that is a problem. At least we still have the submarines and one is sure we could find somewhere where they could surface without being picked. Then we fill them up and its back across the channel. Then once we have got all the alcohol we need, then we can go and pick a fight with the French.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-29 05:42:53 Reply

At 1/29/05 05:19 AM, -StormWolf- wrote: Now that is a problem. At least we still have the submarines and one is sure we could find somewhere where they could surface without being picked. Then we fill them up and its back across the channel. Then once we have got all the alcohol we need, then we can go and pick a fight with the French.

Capital idea old sport! Im off to france as we speak to get the wine!

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At 1/29/05 05:42 AM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote: Capital idea old sport! Im off to france as we speak to get the wine!

Maybe we could use Switzaland as a storage country. After all there is nothing else thats good in Switzaland.
One might also pay a visit to Russia. That the trouble with the world, if you want a good form of alcohol you have to get it from the country it started in.

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-29 05:57:01 Reply

At 1/29/05 05:51 AM, -StormWolf- wrote: Maybe we could use Switzaland as a storage country. After all there is nothing else thats good in Switzaland.

yes that woudl be a ratehr good idea.

One might also pay a visit to Russia. That the trouble with the world, if you want a good form of alcohol you have to get it from the country it started in.

I know what you mena you just cnat get good alcohol if it isnt from the source........wheres the best palce to get whiskey then? Scotland Or Irlenad? my History teacher insists that Whiskey is an Irish drink but I though it was scottish can anyone enlighten me?

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-29 06:16:10 Reply

who ever watches ultimate force should go and see a doctor

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-29 07:18:58 Reply

At 1/29/05 06:16 AM, flashy10 wrote: who ever watches ultimate force should go and see a doctor

What ultimate force was good for the first two series. Now it has gonme down hill. They seem to be killing off the good members of red troop.
Also they seem to take longer at getting a job done.
Why do they need to see a doctor then?

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-29 10:18:35 Reply

Hello chaps, just popped in to see what you old boys where chatting about and so far one has seen Discworld, alchoholic beverages and war mongering! One must say that this all seems jolly good fun and is there any chance one could join this fine establishment?

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-29 10:36:45 Reply

At 1/29/05 10:18 AM, Tvmorbid wrote: Hello chaps, just popped in to see what you old boys where chatting about and so far one has seen Discworld, alchoholic beverages and war mongering! One must say that this all seems jolly good fun and is there any chance one could join this fine establishment?

Oh course you maybe. Jeeves take this chaps got and get him a brandy. I there anything you wish to add to out wizard travel plans or anything you wish to add?

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Response to English Gentleman's Club 2005-01-29 10:57:17 Reply

At 1/29/05 10:36 AM, -StormWolf- wrote:
Oh course you maybe. Jeeves take this chaps got and get him a brandy. I there anything you wish to add to out wizard travel plans or anything you wish to add?

I say old boy, your speech souds decidedly slurred, have you been at the scotch? If so then pass the bottle haw haw! All one requires is a large bottle or alchahol strong enough to crinkle paint thank you ever so much.

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At 1/29/05 10:57 AM, Tvmorbid wrote: I say old boy, your speech souds decidedly slurred, have you been at the scotch? If so then pass the bottle haw haw! All one requires is a large bottle or alchahol strong enough to crinkle paint thank you ever so much.

*Falls out of chair.* What ever gave you that idea old bean what. I say has anyone seen my toasting fork?
Of course one hasn't been on the scotch.......it was brandy.
Jeeves get the banks's in there a good chap.

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At 1/29/05 10:57 AM, Tvmorbid wrote: I say old boy, your speech souds decidedly slurred, have you been at the scotch? If so then pass the bottle haw haw! All one requires is a large bottle or alchahol strong enough to crinkle paint thank you ever so much.

He is always liek that old bena in time you'll learn to decihper what he means.....just like you'll leanr to decipher my typo ridden posts :D

One has just seen an advetr for the magic round about movie. It is now on my Must watch list! And the fatc that Zebadee(sp?) is being played by tom bakerr makes it even better1 I have also found the greatest quote of the year so far from the advert.

"Fetch the garlic butter! Im feeling peckish!"