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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:05:08 Reply

who cares ? theres no secret to losing weight, its called "stop eating so much and start running you fat fucker" its a great program.

and wheres the link ?


as a wise man once said - " i don't know whats i be doin'... "

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:08:54 Reply

At 1/11/05 04:03 AM, GhostMint wrote:
Wayne Knight, AKA Newman from Seinfeld has lost almost 120 pounds, and you will never guess how. Not through plastic surgery, not trendy carb counter dieting, but through hard work and determination! Good ol' Newman, he is a pillar of self control!

He will never find work again now. If I was a director, wouldent have him in anything unless he was fat.

Its a well known fact that people like to laugh at fat people.

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:14:40 Reply

I think it's excellent that he has lost so much weight, especially since he did it the old fashioned way.

He looks almost like a different person! O_O

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:17:38 Reply

"Professionally, the trimmer Knight is thriving; in December he’ll be seen in the Steve Martin comedy Cheaper by the Dozen."

What the hell? how old is this news?


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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:17:39 Reply

Aww.....he's not funny anymore :'(

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:18:18 Reply

...Fucking, December 03.

hes probabally a fat shit again, by now.


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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:22:19 Reply

At 1/11/05 04:20 AM, GhostMint wrote: This news may be slightly dated, but it is new to you, so stop actin a foo!

Straight arrow, dog, just frontin the low-down. you dig it?


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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:33:16 Reply

At 1/11/05 04:08 AM, W31RD0 wrote: Its a well known fact that people like to laugh at fat people.

this is true...

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as a wise man once said - " i don't know whats i be doin'... "

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 04:35:11 Reply

At 1/11/05 04:23 AM, GhostMint wrote:
Clearly he has been subject to some pretty severe typecasting, but hopefully with his new found motivation comes a reinvention of his approach to acting. No longer will Wayne just be, "The fat guy".

If he gets really buff, he can start playing as "The gay guy".

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 19:56:30 Reply

*bumped*

Ahahah GO NEWMAN. He kicks incomprehensible amounts of ass now that he dropped a good chunk of his former bodyweight.

All hail Wayne Knight.

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 20:00:14 Reply

I lost 50... by running and eating pizza.

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 20:00:41 Reply

Hey Newman!

He's still a pork chop though, I should get some bacon from his fat ass.

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 20:03:31 Reply

Wow, he actually has some muscle. Good for him, even if this is old news.


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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 20:05:47 Reply

hey he isn't fat anymore, now he's just ugly.


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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 20:42:35 Reply

For people who say he's gonna lose some work, what's better lose some work or lose your life? Nobody lives to be old with that kind of fat body. Look at John Candy and Chris Farley, both died of a heart attack. He just won't get any jobs being the fat guy anymore.

Besides, he's rich as it is. Now he can go be a poster boy for fat guys who want to lose weight, if he wanted to. Once you got fame and money, you don't have to worry about getting jobs in the future. Just look at George Foreman, you'd think that after boxing he wouldn't have a job either, but look at him now.

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 20:51:28 Reply

At 1/11/05 04:04 AM, GhostMint wrote:
http://www.healthygourmetmeals...ressreleases/people_knight.asp

Hmm... he looks almost buff. Poor guy, buff people arent funny. With the exeption of Ah-nold.


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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 21:19:08 Reply

He probably looks like a bean bag.

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 21:22:04 Reply

wow thats pretty cool i guess

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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 21:24:32 Reply

At 1/11/05 08:42 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: John Candy and Chris Farley, both died of a heart attack.

Chris Farley died of a drug overdose..


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Response to Wayne Knight! (Alastor take notice) 2005-01-11 21:37:59 Reply

At 1/11/05 09:24 PM, Admiral_BBQ wrote:
At 1/11/05 08:42 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: John Candy and Chris Farley, both died of a heart attack.
Chris Farley died of a drug overdose..

Ok whatever, but still you're not going to live to be old and fat.