Samus Aran vs. Master Cheif

[NanoBeer]

who would win, Samus or Master Cheif
i personally think samus would!

[STEM]

they'd fuck first.

[BazookaNinja]

At 1/3/05 12:22 AM, -stem- wrote: they'd fuck first.

Robot sex... I knew this would happen one day...

[NanoBeer]

more like robot suit sex

[MuyBurrito]

At 1/3/05 12:23 AM, NachoZS wrote:

At 1/3/05 12:22 AM, -stem- wrote: they'd fuck first.

Robot sex... I knew this would happen one day...

Toaster on Toaster Hawt xXx
anyway though

Neither of them are robots. There'll be about ten billion posts saying this. Even more than the number of people who mistakenly call Samus a man.

[TomFlump]

more like sex robot

[BazookaNinja]

At 1/3/05 12:25 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: Neither of them are robots. There'll be about ten billion posts saying this. Even more than the number of people who mistakenly call Samus a man.

I realized this moments after. I hope this doesnt become a fanboy flame war of "j00 n00b, their robot suits!!!!1"

[dontknowwhatIam]

They would start off fighting until one point when they start noticing each others fighting style. They respect each other for that and end up having sex.

[Hokey-Mokey]

At 1/3/05 12:24 AM, NanoBeer wrote: more like robot suit sex

Master Cheif would have to unscrew his nozzle, and Samus would have to lift up her ass plate. Hawt.

[ERPMISTER]

Hmmmmm, after thinking about it. Samus can roll up into a ball and is a women, while master chief is a guy and would probably die not being able to be flexible enough to roll up into a ball, so Samus wins!

[SeizureDog]

Master Cheif. And they wouldn't have sex >:(

[MuyBurrito]

At 1/3/05 12:26 AM, NachoZS wrote:

At 1/3/05 12:25 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: Neither of them are robots. There'll be about ten billion posts saying this. Even more than the number of people who mistakenly call Samus a man.

I realized this moments after. I hope this doesnt become a fanboy flame war of "j00 n00b, their robot suits!!!!1"

Uh oh...
*pushes up glasses*
Haw haw haw. You iiiiiidiot! You must understand that Samus Aran is mightily superior to the Master Cheif in all ways except stamina because she has the ability to upgrade her suit to extend physical capabilities. Guhyuck guhyuck. You call yourself not stupid? Haw haw haw. You're such a [obscure alien race from even more obscure Sci-Fi show], looooooooser!

[BazookaNinja]

At 1/3/05 12:29 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Master Cheif. And they wouldn't have sex >:(

If they did, now that would be a hit game!

[Nuck0]

Samus would roll into her morphball, and hit him in the balls, and then lay a bomb there.

[Nicko9y]

Does Master Cheif have an arm that shoots in 100 diffrent flavors?
Has master cheif ever killed anything bigger than 50 feet in hight?
SAMUS

[Tornado-Of-Souls]

samus. she has better weapons and energy containers. lots of life for her. master cheif gots a little shield then he die.

[Cook3777]

Master chief would totally beat her up cus shes a girl. Master chief is the best robot in the universe. He destroyed halo in the first game, beat the covanent in numerous battles and stopped the flood from destroying are home world (Earth). And now hes back in part 2 to defend earth from the alien scum of the universe. In the end I know that Master Chief would beat Samus Aran because he's my hero.

[TheLastDinosaur]

At 1/3/05 12:57 AM, Nicko9y wrote: Does Master Cheif have an arm that shoots in 100 diffrent flavors?

.......no

Has master cheif ever killed anything bigger than 50 feet in hight?

........kinda, If you count the big spider thingy.....that's not really "alive"...

SAMUS

does Samus have an erection 24/7 because she gets to talk to a sexy voice all day?
NO.

MASTER CHIEF

[squonky]

samus > master

[TheArmedApple]

At 1/3/05 12:22 AM, NanoBeer wrote: who would win, Samus or Master Cheif
i personally think samus would!

they would definately fuck

[GadoExodus]

Samus has got Master Cheif beat but uhh....i think its funny as hell how quickly the jump from a fight to them having sex took place....still....Samus and mega man would be a better fight

[questionbox]

At 1/3/05 01:30 AM, Cook3777 wrote:

:Master chief is the best robot in the universe. In the end I know that Master Chief would beat Samus Aran because he's my hero.

You Fuckin wierdo. Are you fuckin queer with "your hero" or sumpthing???

[newbman]

Samus would kick ass. She doesn't need any ammo, while if master cheif runs out than he's down to melee.

[synchronixxxer]

Who is this "Samus Aran and Master Cheif" guy?

[Gheyz0r]

Samus because Master Chief is a dime-a-dozen pussy

Also I'd fuck Samus and I wish she was my girlfriend and also Germaine from NY

[Kozzkick]

uve been living under a rock!

[Umsutfeersme]

Master Chief. Why? Because he's a 7 foot tall super soldier in an 1,000 alloy suit. Two punches in the head from him will kill a grown man. He can pilot anything, shoot anything, and generally find a way to kill anything that pisses him off. Not to mention that he can jump, like, 8 feet in the air.

What can Samus do? She can roll into a ball, and kill big bad aliens with her little pop gun. I mean, she's small and lightweight. He's huge and hulking. She would get owned so fast.

[<deleted>]

Neither. Comparing the two is like comparing Spiderman and Batman. They would never fight and any comparison about the two is completely based off of who likes what more.

[IonBlaster]

At 1/3/05 12:22 AM, NanoBeer wrote: who would win, Samus or Master Cheif
i personally think samus would!

heres what would happen.

Samus and Master cheif would be sent to the Liandri building for a deathmatch on the map Antalus. As they were battling, a bunch of Skarjj start attacking them and Samus and MC ally up to fight them. Then they realize they have no way home, but Samus did have her ship lieing around somewhere, but it's on the other side of the planet.

So they battle their way through covenant aliens and eventually see a city. However, the city is controlled by the combine, but the resitance troops outside have a warthog. So MC is driving, Gordan Freeman is in the back as a gunner, and Samus is in the passenger seat with her plasma blaster. They rip through the combine and eventually get to her ship. MC and Samus are stuck in the ship for 3 days and begin getting cabin fever, so they both break out their xboxs and play Halo 2, but MC ends up kicking Samus' ass. Then they take out the gamecube and play Metriod Prime Echoes, and Samus has the upper hand, this time. Then they get out their high-end pcs and play Doom 3 deathmatch, but then the power goes out in the ship. Samus looks outside of the ship and sees a bunch of cacodemons. Master Cheif hops outside, takes out his covenenant sword and rips through them all.

Then, on their way back, they decide to try Counter Strike source, but Gordan, Alyx, Gman, and Barney get onto the server they were playing on and begin owning Samus and MC. Samus uses her Xray visor and Alyx accuses Samus of wallhacking. The server gets shut down due to massive ping because MC and Samus were lagging since they were in a ship and Gordan's crew were lagging because their modem speed wasn't as fast as Samus's ship.

Finally, they decide they won't do a fight. They end up going home and doing nothing.