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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:12 PM

Well, that was interesting...

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:15 PM

At 1/1/05 10:00 PM, Matt-G wrote: Maybe it is a joke, who cares, it's the immature way that you are reacting to it, saying it's a way to express yourself and what not.

My reaction was the joke, you tool.
You can join the list of people that DS and I own.

At 1/1/05 10:02 PM, -EVA- wrote: When I read the original thread, I had to pounce. It was just too good to pass up....

I was quite astonished when a real Eva popped up.
Alt didn't even cross my brain for a while.
You get 25 points, ma'am (sir).


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:19 PM

At 1/1/05 08:26 PM, Kinsman wrote: and that would be an irresponsible betrayal of the moderator's role, since moderators really ought to be above all this.

You must be new here.

At 1/1/05 09:49 PM, Maus wrote: You're just mad because you thought it was real. Nice ancient .gif that I've only seen all over the internet for 2 years at least.

Just put "ebaumsworld" on the bottom of it and it will be complete.


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:20 PM

lol u a hawt gurl?

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:21 PM

I see how it is, Zerok. After we had so many plans for our beautiful baby globe, you go and do this? Why man, how could you? >;-(

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:22 PM

dude,zerok, that wasnt a fake thing and you still are gay..and im not a tools ..the tool is in your ass.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:22 PM

At 1/1/05 10:22 PM, blizzard713 wrote: dude,zerok, that wasnt a fake thing and you still are gay..and im not a tools ..the tool is in your ass.

How do I sig pic here?


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:23 PM

At 1/1/05 10:19 PM, TheJoe324 wrote: Just put "ebaumsworld" on the bottom of it and it will be complete.

Eureka! That's exactly it!

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 10:57 PM

Damnit. I missed all the rest of the fun as it unfolded.

I could have at least stretched the entertainment out by another page.

Good times, good times.

Now I can't wait for the assessment. :-)


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:01 PM

At 1/1/05 10:57 PM, Evark wrote: Now I can't wait for the assessment. :-)

Yeah that's going to take a while.
I refuse to do it soon. ^_^


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:03 PM

syko wouldn't cyber with me

Penor-lucy in the sky with diamonds- merry fucking newyears ever everyone 4:57 says:
H ey waqnna cyber?
Penor-lucy in the sky with diamonds- merry fucking newyears ever everyone 4:57 says:
ARe you therykjo?


LSD!

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:04 PM

Didn't DirtySyko die having an operation? Does this mean Zerok is into Necrophilia?

I never knew x.x

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:05 PM

At 1/1/05 11:01 PM, Zerok wrote: Yeah that's going to take a while.
I refuse to do it soon. ^_^

I'd help, but there is no way you or I could ever let that subtract from the unbridled "awesomeness" that you will breath into that assessment.

The only problem I can see is those damned ambiguous opinions. I can't understand how they could phrase their words so carefully as to completely fool everyone on whether or not they had any idea. They say there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I think the people who managed to successfully keep us in the dark as to which side of the fence they were on toed that line perfectly. Too many metaphors.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:08 PM


Because it is harrassment, he's hurting my online reputation.

the whole piont of the internet is to be able to bash on other users you moron. If you werent such a pervert none of this would have happned .

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:13 PM

At 1/1/05 09:58 PM, Zerok wrote: I'm just looking forward to people who will read the first 4 posts or so.
At 1/1/05 11:08 PM, the_letter_j wrote: the whole piont of the internet is to be able to bash on other users you moron. If you werent such a pervert none of this would have happned .

Looks like we have a new customer. Horray for more assessment goodness.

Oh, and Happy New Year Newgrounds. I don't think I said that before.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:39 PM

At 1/1/05 04:05 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 1/1/05 04:03 PM, DirtySyko wrote: J00 WANT PIKZ? I G0T PIX!!1!
Yeah right you just used photoshop I am on the phone with my lawyer right now!

Ha its always funniest when someone tries to sue someone with no money for something petty like slander. get over it zerok, it was a joke and by fighting it you just hurt your rep.

the best thing you could have said when you first posted would have been
"i got cum in dirtysykos hair"
but you had to go and be all synical about it.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:42 PM

DIRTYSYKO! YOU UNLOCKED THE INTERNET!!111111

Winner!

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:48 PM

At 1/1/05 04:06 PM, Etch-A-Sketch wrote:
since when does a 15 year old have a lawyer?

Well did you ever hear about famaly lawyer..?
But hmm k that was prety gay Zerok. =|

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:49 PM

At 1/1/05 09:58 PM, Zerok wrote: So I browsed through the thread.
And some more <3 to ArtistJ and Maus and whoever else saw through it right away. I'm just looking forward to people who will read the first 4 posts or so.

Going to go get some food now. Take luck!

See, I try to make more jokes, and the thread is over already....

:( oh well. <3 to my boi's Dirtysyko & Zerok...

Orgy?


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:54 PM

I read through and watched the obviousd joke unravel.
It made me fap so much my e-penors fell off.
>:o


R.I.P LIVECORPSE

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:55 PM

At 1/1/05 11:49 PM, ArtistJ wrote:
Orgy?

Which song? Personally, I like "Stitches" myself... ;P

;)

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 11:56 PM

At 1/1/05 11:49 PM, ArtistJ wrote: See, I try to make more jokes, and the thread is over already....

I would've liked to see some BazzMann action and maybe some Ron and pox replies too. Can't have it all though.

( oh well. <3 to my boi's Dirtysyko & Zerok...

<3 !

Orgy?

You know the time, and the place. =D

Okay, I'll cook up the endgame assessment within the hour.
I drank a bunch of pop earlier so sleep shouldn't be an issue for a while. Man, it's going to be long.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:29 AM

This is all pretty stupid i couldnt read past page 5...jesus christ people more than half of you here are complete morons, espically you Zerok. But i dont think DS would lie at all and i am certain you cant get sued for this cause it hasnt physically damaged you or any of your belongings. DS has a freedom of speech and can say what he wants about someone, even though this could be true, he couldnt and SHOULDNT get flammed and/or
"sued" as you would put it. I agree with the majority of this thread, you are kinda gross and weird, i am not saying i totally believe its true but i don't think DS would lie like this, and you should just admit what happened and stop talking about this Court and policeman shit. It just gets you deeper into your own shit.

Yours truely
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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:30 AM

Ok scratch what i just said i didnt read the rest. But it was convincing...too-shay


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:31 AM

Thread Assessment: Part 1

FAQ

How did this all start?
I was talking on MSN to DirtySyko about this thread.
I thought it was funny. So did he.
So DS, being the character he is, informed me of his grand wit and linked me to what is the first post in this rather entertaining thread. Naturally I played along, copying the original guy as best I could. We came up with the idea for the fake convo. Orginally, I thought this topic would go for maybe 20 replies, with some people 'lol'ing and some halfhearted references to the original thread. You'll notice me not taking it seriously at all during the start.

Why are you going through the trouble to "assess" this?
I'm not sure, actually.
It could be that this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on NG so far.
(Other mentions go to the GoldenCat fiasco, and that wicked joke thread that spanishfli cooked up. I can't remember the name of it though).
So on that note, I feel I owe you all a bit of a grand finale, because I know it entertained a whole bunch of you.
This was such a great social experiment. These silly intrawebs are goofing everyone up!

Why did this get so out of control?
Simple: idiots.
I thank them for their ignorance. And those who helped make it worse on purpose.

Okay. So how's this assessment going to work?
Basically, I'm going to look at every unique poster and give them a rating.
I'll stick comments in there too, depending on the weight they threw in this topic.
Dobio, if I can be bothered to do something as silly as this, surely you can filter through 10ish pages of nominations. ;-D

What do you mean, "give them a rating" ?
I'll do it with numbers. How about like our portal does it?
Here's how it'll work.
[0] - Complete and utter moron. I am convinced this tard was tricked by DS, myself, and all the others who have an IQ greater than week old ejaculate. I'm sure those who have followed this thread can guess who will get this rating. The thread wouldn't have been what it was without these failures! Give them a hand!
[1] - Yeah, I'm pretty damn sure you were completely oblivious to what was going on. But you didn't really press it. Said what you had to say and moved on.
[2] - Okay, these are those tricky people Evark mentioned. My sarcasm and idiot detectors were confused and such. I didn't know if they were just being silly or actually serious. You oddballs got lucky. ^_^
[3] - Bah. You were off topic and such. Didn't say anything one way or another.
[4] - Yeah, you knew what was going on. Pointed out that this was a big joke, made a few posts, (maybe a funny one or two) and that was all. Good job, you get 10 internet points!
[5] - Hahaha! You helped stir this shit around. Catching on and playing along. Kudos! You won the internet and can come to the gay secks orgy party later on. <3

Onward! This might take awhile. I hope I have to break it up into separate posts.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:33 AM

At 1/2/05 12:29 AM, -Mops- wrote: That went right over my head -_-

Yours truely
Mops

And so it goes . . . .

Btw, how was the orgy last week? Sorry I missed it, was snowed in -_-

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:42 AM

Technically dirtysyko cybered to so he is just as guily

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:51 AM

this really has to be one of the funniest joke threads ever. someday, maybe, ill do something this good *looks to sky with hand on heart*


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:52 AM

At 1/2/05 12:51 AM, Sheck wrote: this really has to be one of the funniest joke threads ever.

It's definitely the funniest one of the year so far. :)

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 02:10 AM

Well since the cat is out of the bag, I guess I'll jump in and start talking. I haven't been posting much because I was really just more of a spectator for this hilarious thread, and I'm working on this drawing I've been doing for the past 4 hours.

So, it's time to jump in.

This was all made up. At first I can kind of understand how people may have fallen for it, but by page 6 you guys should have realized this was all set up. But thanks for defending me, and putting down Zerok, without knowing what was really going on.. It cracked me the FUCK UP!

I can safely say this thread helped start the NG BBS off on the right track! I'm glad everyone thought it was funny stuff. Honestly, this was not my intention. I made this thread assuming I would have MAYBE 2 pages of some giggles, and that was all. The real comedy didn't start until people were actually falling for the joke. I guess some of the best threads are unintentional.

I have a real bad feeling that even after I make this post, people will still bag on Zerok, because they won't read through the rest of the thread... Well, whoever does it, you're fucking stupid. Seriously, take a trip to Oz, find the wizard, and ask for a brain.

I would like to give my thanks to Zerok for helping make the fat chat log I took a picture of, and everyone else who didn't ruin the joke, but helped participate in it! I'm also glad a lot of you found it enjoyable.

That's all for now, I have to finish this drawing before the morning.

<3 Newgrounds, and how oblivious some people can be.


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