Thread Assessment: Part 1
How did this all start?
I was talking on MSN to DirtySyko about this thread.
I thought it was funny. So did he.
So DS, being the character he is, informed me of his grand wit and linked me to what is the first post in this rather entertaining thread. Naturally I played along, copying the original guy as best I could. We came up with the idea for the fake convo. Orginally, I thought this topic would go for maybe 20 replies, with some people 'lol'ing and some halfhearted references to the original thread. You'll notice me not taking it seriously at all during the start.
Why are you going through the trouble to "assess" this?
I'm not sure, actually.
It could be that this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on NG so far.
(Other mentions go to the GoldenCat fiasco, and that wicked joke thread that spanishfli cooked up. I can't remember the name of it though).
So on that note, I feel I owe you all a bit of a grand finale, because I know it entertained a whole bunch of you.
This was such a great social experiment. These silly intrawebs are goofing everyone up!
Why did this get so out of control?
I thank them for their ignorance. And those who helped make it worse on purpose.
Okay. So how's this assessment going to work?
Basically, I'm going to look at every unique poster and give them a rating.
I'll stick comments in there too, depending on the weight they threw in this topic.
Dobio, if I can be bothered to do something as silly as this, surely you can filter through 10ish pages of nominations. ;-D
What do you mean, "give them a rating" ?
I'll do it with numbers. How about like our portal does it?
Here's how it'll work.
 - Complete and utter moron. I am convinced this tard was tricked by DS, myself, and all the others who have an IQ greater than week old ejaculate. I'm sure those who have followed this thread can guess who will get this rating. The thread wouldn't have been what it was without these failures! Give them a hand!
 - Yeah, I'm pretty damn sure you were completely oblivious to what was going on. But you didn't really press it. Said what you had to say and moved on.
 - Okay, these are those tricky people Evark mentioned. My sarcasm and idiot detectors were confused and such. I didn't know if they were just being silly or actually serious. You oddballs got lucky. ^_^
 - Bah. You were off topic and such. Didn't say anything one way or another.
 - Yeah, you knew what was going on. Pointed out that this was a big joke, made a few posts, (maybe a funny one or two) and that was all. Good job, you get 10 internet points!
 - Hahaha! You helped stir this shit around. Catching on and playing along. Kudos! You won the internet and can come to the gay secks orgy party later on. <3
Onward! This might take awhile. I hope I have to break it up into separate posts.