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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 05:53:06

I Just spent like 3 hours of my life reading the whole damn thing! And for the record my IQ is #@!159!@# Bitch!

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 05:58:40

your very lucky to be so smart even i the genius of the famouse zimbabwe dont have a %$# in my iq all i have is a pitiful gayman@@!22gayboysthatlikehardcock.cum

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 06:12:09

The whole thing had me fooled. Big hearty fuck to everyone who was involved.


fuck you

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 06:36:21

Just finished reading this from Page 4...Sheer hilarity.

It's hilarious how idiots just jump in on the bandwagon and insult Zerok in an attempt to look "cool". It was pretty damn obvious that this was a parody thread, because the title was worded similar to mine, and Zerok's "reaction" to it, how he acted EXACTLY like Ceciliantas (Those of you who STILL don't know what/who he is...Then you suck, I can't be assed to post the link) threatening with sueing...Man that's a giveaway right there!

Everything looked fine until people started ACTUALLY TAKING IT SERIOUSLY and thought it was true...That's the entire comedy of this thread. Those of you who DID take it seriously, and especially those who tried insulting Zerok...Then you obviously have a two digit IQ.

So I thank both Dirty Syko and Zerok for putting together a comedy goldmine...Really made my day :P

5.56

P.S. Zerok

Secks? :)

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 06:38:46

At 1/1/05 03:54 PM, Chrome- wrote: Picturez plz.

Do you really get a boner when looking at an AIM window?

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 07:16:09

At 1/1/05 11:49 PM, Zerok wrote: I would've liked to see some BazzMann action and maybe some Ron and pox replies too. Can't have it all though.

WELL I'M HERE NOW! :o My computer crashed last night just as I was about to reply to page 3.... so I went to sleep, woke up, and it'd risen to page 11. I've now only just finished reading every single post.

Rather than add to the jokes (the comedy's too gold to mar with my inferior wit... seriously, nothing I could ever say would score as high as this), or insult the retarded idiots (for of course it's only obvious...), I'll just add my thoughts.

Reading this post, it's VERY clear that those that were first to throw real insults, were merely trying to gain their own status. I don't blame you - it's a dog-eat-dog world on the NG BBS... sometimes I find it hard surviving day by day (note: sarcasm>. However, don't you people realise that guys like DirtySyko probably won't give 2 shits about you whether or not you jump in with your "OMG j00 got pwned"'s? He doesn't care. I don't care. Zerok doesn't care.

If you want to have some sort of position on the NG BBS, some sort of worth more than to spam post and side with the nearest regular/mod/admin... then you need to develop a fucking personality, and a sense of humour to match. There, I said it. I really do hope to god that the idiotic pricks who showed themselves up on this thread, don't make any more stupid posts in other topics - because I have no doubt you'll probably have participants of this thread that DID know the joke, on your back.

Thank you, come again. I'm just pissed I missed the post :(

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 07:22:04

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 07:34:37

At 1/2/05 07:22 AM, The_Bi99man wrote: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.

...And that contributes what to this thread?

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 08:05:25

At 1/2/05 06:38 AM, Goatpower wrote:
At 1/1/05 03:54 PM, Chrome- wrote: Picturez plz.
Do you really get a boner when looking at an AIM window?

LOL there's a new idea. AIM porn. Just show screenshots of AIM cybersex...

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 08:11:16

At 1/2/05 04:55 AM, Rice_Lock wrote: Uhhh...yeah...

That picture is SO awesome.
I now have an e-bonerz.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:23:53

Thread bookmarked.

Less than three


FUCK

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:25:03

why would you cyber with a girl named dirtysyko?


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:26:26

At 1/2/05 09:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: why would you cyber with a girl named dirtysyko?

I think what you meant was...why WOULDN'T you. ;)


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:27:43

At 1/2/05 09:23 AM, Tremour wrote: Thread bookmarked.

Less than three

OMFG me too! I've included it in my sig for an everlasting memory. This thread truely is one of the best I've ever seen on Newgrounds...

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:28:50

At 1/2/05 09:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: why would you cyber with a girl named dirtysyko?

Beacuse the person is a kinky little human.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:39:58

HAHAHAHA Good job DirtySyko :)

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:40:18

At 1/2/05 09:27 AM, BazzMann wrote: This thread truely is one of the best I've ever seen on Newgrounds...

Not in my wildest NG dreams, and God knows I've had a few of those, could I pull a trap thread like this. The best I could ever come up with was this or this. My meatballs are burning, and not in a figurative sense, mind

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 09:51:54

At 1/2/05 09:40 AM, Tremour2 wrote: The best I could ever come up with was this or this.

Bwahahaha, I participated in one of those, and was mentioned countlessly without actually being part of the second one.

*sigh* I didn't get a look in with this thread though.... someone, anyone... I need a hug right now.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 10:02:35

Lol u pwned that gay dude.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 10:03:02

A total disgrace.

*sigh*

Dumbass from NG caught cybering!


*grabs dick*

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 10:49:47

At 1/2/05 09:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: why would you cyber with a girl named dirtysyko?

Where the fuck have you been? The joke is over.

NOBODY CYBERED WITH ANYBODY. READ THE GOD DAMN THREAD YOU TWATS BEFORE YOU POST IN IT! JESUS CHRIST, YOU COULD EVEN JUST SKIM THROUGH A LITTLE BIT AND FIND OUT IT WAS A JOKE... BUT EVERYBODY INSISTS ON POSTING WITHOUT READING!

You know what's the funniest thing of all, though? I've said this thread was a joke like 5 times now, and even after I post them someone else will jump in, and say I "pwned Zerok"


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 10:51:26

At 1/2/05 10:03 AM, Modjo wrote: A total disgrace.

*sigh*

8========D (;)

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 10:52:06

At 1/2/05 10:49 AM, DirtySyko wrote: stuff

lol, you pwned Zerok man - I hate that whining fag. I can't believe he wrote those emails to get your thread locked.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 10:58:40

You know what's the funniest thing of all, though? I've said this thread was a joke like 5 times now, and even after I post them someone else will jump in, and say I "pwned Zerok"

As a n00b trap veteran in politics, you have to understand that the purpose of this thread isn't to laugh at the DIRECT humor of the parody, but the INDIRECT humor of idiots who don't understand it.

No matter how many times the cover is blown, some idiot will reply only to the first part of the thread, burying the admission, AND ALLOWING US TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN! YAY!!!!

In politics, the Illegalize Masturbation topic lasted over a year. It started out as a rip on the way the War on Drugs was based upon logical fallacies, and ended up being just about the funniest thing EVER.

So, waddaya say? Wanna give it another go?


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 11:01:16

At 1/2/05 10:58 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: As a n00b trap veteran in politics, you have to understand that the purpose of this thread isn't to laugh at the DIRECT humor of the parody, but the INDIRECT humor of idiots who don't understand it.

Yeah, very true, but the DIRECT parody is still hilarious. "clit boner the size of a banana"? Hahahaha... that still cracks me up

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 11:34:00

Well I thought it was bullshit at first, but once I saw the real picture in the first page, I mean I dunno how real it is, but it seems like this guy got served. But honestly now everyone...let's be real honest here...we've all cybered once or twice in out lives...haven't we? No? ok maybe it's just me...what?! Who said that?!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 11:38:51

At 1/2/05 11:34 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I'm the world's biggest ass-master.

READ THE FUCKING THREAD. It is a JOKE. THEY WERE BOTH IN ON IT. I was in on it too - I would have posted earlier had my computer not crashed last night.

No-one got served. The idiots that believed it got owned. End of.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 11:42:29

In the words of Jesus...

LOL CRANKT!


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 11:43:28

At 1/2/05 11:38 AM, BazzMann wrote: No-one got served.

Zerok did. That faggot got owned. Lol, he thought it was a girl, lol.

lolrflmao

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! 2005-01-02 11:50:05

that's weird how stupid people can have fun with that shit!
come on... go read a good book or even the newspaper besides doing this!


Why should I care?!