That is right, my friends. A NG member was caught cybering! I got all of the proof right here...
Zerok: Hey, who are you?
DirtySyko: im a hawt gurl. wanna cyber?
Zerok: K
DirtySyko: i unzip my pants, exposing my bare ass. i have a clit boner the size of a banana.
Zerok: Mmmm, I like it baby. Keep going.
DirtySyko: I take my shirt off, revealing my triple D breasts. They are so large they droop down, covering my vagina.. Making it nearly invisible.
Zerok: Mmm. I love big titties baby. *Strips down naked, throws DS on the bed, and begins fingering her very hardly*
DirtySyko: Oh god, harder. Make me bleed!
Zerok: I go balls deep inside of you with my 10 inch cock. I scramble your brains and give you a case of minor brain damage
DirtySyko: Oh fuck yes. Keep poking my brain please! I'm about to cum!
Zerok: I go harder and harder, until I get close to climax
DirtySyko: HAHAHHAHA FAG, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
Zerok: ....... What?
DirtySyko: This is DirtySyko, from Newgrounds! I'm going to show this log to everybody and you're reputation is going in the shitter. NERD!
Zerok: NO PLEASE DS, I DIDN'T KNOW. DON'T TELL ANYONE... I'LL PRESS CHARGES.
Haha, what a douche bag. I sure got him!
I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.