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Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:53 PM

That is right, my friends. A NG member was caught cybering! I got all of the proof right here...

Zerok: Hey, who are you?

DirtySyko: im a hawt gurl. wanna cyber?

Zerok: K

DirtySyko: i unzip my pants, exposing my bare ass. i have a clit boner the size of a banana.

Zerok: Mmmm, I like it baby. Keep going.

DirtySyko: I take my shirt off, revealing my triple D breasts. They are so large they droop down, covering my vagina.. Making it nearly invisible.

Zerok: Mmm. I love big titties baby. *Strips down naked, throws DS on the bed, and begins fingering her very hardly*

DirtySyko: Oh god, harder. Make me bleed!

Zerok: I go balls deep inside of you with my 10 inch cock. I scramble your brains and give you a case of minor brain damage

DirtySyko: Oh fuck yes. Keep poking my brain please! I'm about to cum!

Zerok: I go harder and harder, until I get close to climax

DirtySyko: HAHAHHAHA FAG, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

Zerok: ....... What?

DirtySyko: This is DirtySyko, from Newgrounds! I'm going to show this log to everybody and you're reputation is going in the shitter. NERD!

Zerok: NO PLEASE DS, I DIDN'T KNOW. DON'T TELL ANYONE... I'LL PRESS CHARGES.

Haha, what a douche bag. I sure got him!


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:56 PM

Were are the tissues?


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:56 PM

Tee hee, you leveling up BASTARD.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:57 PM

hawt

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:57 PM

NOEZ.

That is a FABRICATED document.
I assure you that I will take legal action if any damages to my online reputation occur.

Omg I e-secks Ds and j00 didn't.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:57 PM

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:57 PM

At 1/1/05 03:57 PM, Zerok wrote: That is a FABRICATED document.
I assure you that I will take legal action if any damages to my online reputation occur.

EWW Zerok is gay.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:58 PM

masterbates mmmmmmmm


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:59 PM

At 1/1/05 03:57 PM, Zerok wrote: NOEZ.

That is a FABRICATED document.
I assure you that I will take legal action if any damages to my online reputation occur.

Omg I e-secks Ds and j00 didn't.

its your fault for not knowing dirtysyko


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:59 PM

How do all the regulers find this so funny...?

Do they have there own little fourm or something were they plan this...

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:00 PM

Triple D breasts... WTF????


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:01 PM

LoL what a fag... anyways, you leveled up again you bastard, i should have leveled up with you but i missed another month of depositing because i havent gotten time for the computer, but hey since i got some time now for you to talk to me, Dirtysyko i gotta ask you a private question, holla at me on A.I.M, i should be on.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:01 PM

thats awsome!lol!"and i really did laugh out loud at this.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:02 PM

At 1/1/05 03:57 PM, da_pope wrote: EWW Zerok is gay.
At 1/1/05 04:01 PM, ICY_HURR wrote: LoL what a fag...

NO! You can't make fun of me!
It didn't even happen!
PROVE IT DS!


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:03 PM

haha DirtySyko, you're a true friend. ;)

/bookmarks topic.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:03 PM

At 1/1/05 03:54 PM, Chrome- wrote: Picturez plz.

J00 WANT PIKZ? I G0T PIX!!1!

Dumbass from NG caught cybering!


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:04 PM

wow DS ur my god now....*praises

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:05 PM

Pics please! This sounds HAWT! Zerok u are a loser HAHAHA!

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:05 PM

At 1/1/05 04:03 PM, DirtySyko wrote: J00 WANT PIKZ? I G0T PIX!!1!

Yeah right you just used photoshop I am on the phone with my lawyer right now!


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:06 PM

At 1/1/05 04:05 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 1/1/05 04:03 PM, DirtySyko wrote: J00 WANT PIKZ? I G0T PIX!!1!
Yeah right you just used photoshop I am on the phone with my lawyer right now!

since when does a 15 year old have a lawyer?
n00b
leave NG
kthnxbai


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:08 PM

A Banana?!

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:08 PM

At 1/1/05 04:06 PM, etch-a-sketch wrote:
At 1/1/05 04:05 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 1/1/05 04:03 PM, DirtySyko wrote: J00 WANT PIKZ? I G0T PIX!!1!
Yeah right you just used photoshop I am on the phone with my lawyer right now!
since when does a 15 year old have a lawyer?
n00b
leave NG
kthnxbai

scratch that, wrong profile
but still how would you win in court?


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:11 PM

At 1/1/05 04:06 PM, etch-a-sketch wrote:
n00b
leave NG
kthnxbai

He's not the one with "I have reached 1000 posts! YAY" in his sig, so you are in no position to be calling him a n00b.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:13 PM

At 1/1/05 04:08 PM, etch-a-sketch wrote: but still how would you win in court?

Because it is harrassment, he's hurting my online reputation.

Yea I admit it is funny. Its quite amazing what you can do with an editor. The person that did this got some skills, however lifeless he is it still astonishing.

Angreee FAIC!


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:13 PM

At 1/1/05 04:11 PM, pink-beer wrote: Dude he's fucking messing around.
Douche.

Yup. You have to be a fucking idiot to beleive it's true.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:17 PM

At 1/1/05 04:05 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 1/1/05 04:03 PM, DirtySyko wrote: J00 WANT PIKZ? I G0T PIX!!1!
Yeah right you just used photoshop I am on the phone with my lawyer right now!

Dont be mad because you got caught masterbating to a fucking computer while on the other side of the IM was a man. Stick to watching porno's and sex hot lines, the internet can fuck you over prettty bad socially, i mean hot lines can fuck you over too but finanically, which one are you willing to lose, you choose.


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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:20 PM

Man, Zerok is an idiot and you are to for doing this just to ruin his rep. Man.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:20 PM

LMAO, dirtysyko good going dude!! lmao what a fag zerok you suck ass "im gonna go get my lawyer" my ass...youd actually let your "lawyer" you are a cybering bastard oh and im sure your "mommy" would notice you are running around with a "lawyer" pressing charge....my ass!! see you later NERD!
ps: get the real thing not cyber...loser.

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:22 PM

At 1/1/05 04:13 PM, NachoZS wrote:
At 1/1/05 04:11 PM, pink-beer wrote: Dude he's fucking messing around.
Douche.
Yup. You have to be a fucking idiot to beleive it's true.

if you read the post before you could see that i didnt believe him


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to Dumbass from NG caught cybering! Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 04:25 PM

At 1/1/05 04:22 PM, etch-a-sketch wrote: if you read the post before you could see that i didnt believe him

I wasnt calling you a fucking idiot. I just said that if anyone actually beleives him, is a fucking idiot. For example: the newbie above you.