Your Way of Ultimate Pwnage

[Viper-Studios]

My ultimate pwnage would be to jack off and blow it in someones mouth while there sleeping

[Dry-Ice]

Have a fist fight, and win by Charging in a throwing a huge flying uppercut, while shouting 'SHOOOOREYOKEN' very loud.

:D

[Darklilangel23]

take someone whos asleep and take them to a grave yard and put them in a coffin in the ground and have a tombstone with thier name on it above the open grave

have makeup on them so they look like they are undead they will freak out

or

when someone askes u who that was on the phone say it was that persons mom/ dad brother and someone in thier family died

[UndeadManchester]

Cricket bat to the face

[Twin-Uzis]

Never saying "lol", "lmao", "rotfl", and most of all, "Pwnage".

[Enoll]

Bend someone over and just force my foot into thier arse.

[LeonardSprinkles]

At 12/30/04 10:40 AM, UndeadManchester wrote: Cricket bat to the face

Oh no, you've broken their monocle.

[Darklilangel23]

push an old lady down the stairs and laugh at her while shes in a broken heap on the ground take a dump on her face

[Enoll]

tie someone down and give then an autopsy while they
are awake and show them all the bits I take out.
.."oh look, you had sausage for breakfast"
...
Oh lord, i get a spicy boner just thinking about it.
..
Muhahahah
>:)

[NecrophiliacOrgy]

Rape their babies.

[Darklilangel23]

At 12/30/04 10:49 AM, BloodiedFangs wrote: Rape their babies.

even better find someone u hate tie them up and make them eat thier own babies cut an arm leg and yum yum eat up

[BaronVonBadGuy]

Give them a Chia Pet for Christmas.

Mike

[Eldarion]

The ultimate pwnage is to tie someone's hands to their shoelaces, take a few steps back, run at them, and bury your boot up their arse!

[Letahlity]

Watching their last sigh of life leave their eyes as you hand it to them in a brutal hand-to-hand battle.
Ahh....

[Barry-Fanilow]

My ultimate pwnage would be to chop off somoenes testicles and penis and shove them in their mouth, like this

[Mops]

no...thats evil

[Mops]

At 12/30/04 10:55 AM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: Give them a Chia Pet for Christmas.

Mike

i gave my dad a Chia Homer for x-mas cause he loves the simpsons...

[DJRunaway]

At 12/30/04 11:31 AM, Barry_Fanilow wrote: My ultimate pwnage would be to chop off somoenes testicles and penis and shove them in their mouth, like this?

Don't make me randy... *boner-time*

[Darklilangel23]

having someone who has a prized pet cut the head off and put it in bed with them via like godfather scene with the horsehead hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 12/30/04 10:43 AM, SillyKnifeBall wrote: Oh no, you've broken their monocle.

That's so coldhearted. :'( Monacles are pretty sweet and shouldn't be broken.

My two methods of pwnage:
1) Use their system of logic to destroy their own argument
2) Swift kick to the bollocks.

[BaronVonBadGuy]

At 12/30/04 11:32 AM, -Mops- wrote: i gave my dad a Chia Homer for x-mas cause he loves the simpsons...

Sadly, unknown to you, he died a little inside that day.

Mike

[That-Is-Bull]

Tie their arms and legs to a chair so they can't move, then stick a long metal needle in both of their eyes, almost going to their brain, but not killing them. Then lock them (still stuck in the chair) in a small room with no way out, and throw a thousand mosquitos in there, so they get bit a shitload with no was to itch. Then keep them there until they die of starvation.

That would kick ass.

[King-Laharl]

At 12/30/04 11:32 AM, -Mops- wrote:

At 12/30/04 10:55 AM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: Give them a Chia Pet for Christmas.

Mike

i gave my dad a Chia Homer for x-mas cause he loves the simpsons...

I got a Chia Homer too...

[DevoLver]

have joe and ron pop out of someones birthday cake naked with big floppy sex toys in their hands.

i know i would enjoy that way too much though, so not for me

[The-Protector]

eat chiken
post in the "Your Way of Ultimate Pwnage" topic

[Liquid5150]

Tie them to a railroad track so that they are in a doggy style position. Use plaster to put their legs and arms in casts so they can't move. Then put a lit candle under their genitals.

[Umsutfeersme]

At 12/30/04 10:34 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Have a fist fight, and win by Charging in a throwing a huge flying uppercut, while shouting 'SHOOOOREYOKEN' very loud.

D

Oh man, now I have to go do that. I would be revered as the coolest nerd EVER. Of course I have to wear a red headband, though.

put my dick in their mouth and take pictures

[hydroxyl]

At 12/30/04 10:42 AM, Twin_Uzis wrote: Never saying "lol", "lmao", "rotfl", and most of all, "Pwnage".

Word.

[Khantaters]

ping them in the eye with a elastic band and thus causing them to die from bleeding.... pwned