Who do you want to beat up and how?

[shock-value]

What people would you just love to take a few punches at, even if you know you never will? I'm talking about both specific persons (ie: Bill Gates) or just general categories of people (goths, nerds, jocks, etc.).

I'm interested in who you guys want to take your frustrations out on just because I think that would make an interesting topic, AND because I am working on a Flash (for submission on Newgrounds) that will actually allow you to beat up stereotypes, celebrities, etc. (basically any skin that I decide to add to the game) in a number of ways. So what people in the world really piss you off?

Also, how would you want to beat them up? Suggest anything crazy and I'll see if I can make it workable. Examples of things I already have implemented are throwing bowling balls at them and using a stun gun (among MANY others). Just try not to be TOO sadistic, ok? :)

Also, note that this Flash is not your typical press-button-watch-animation variety. It includes a physics system (although a somewhat simple one--no crazy HL2 Havok stuff here :) ) and is fully dynamic. So please take that into account in your suggestions.

So, what are your ideas? And don't worry if they are so crazy or unworkable that you know I won't be able to add them, just post anything as long as it keeps this topic going.

[Terrifyer]

I want to slap you with my pen0r.

[dpack22]

wow, this is some sort of new record. Someones first post that is actually a really good idea.

Lets see, i would want to beat up Robert De Niro, with..... a cd rom, a sharp one.....

[Blam-Master]

I hate muslims that make plans to attack countries that are better off than they are for no apparant reason other than for their own enjoyment.

~blam master

[joe1690]

i didnt even read all of that. next time make your posts shorter n00b.

[Shnoorum]

At 12/23/04 04:56 PM, shock-value wrote: What people would you just love to take a few punches at

NEDS!!

:Just try not to be TOO sadistic, ok? :)

A million paper cuts then throw em in a huge tub of salt!

[Terrifyer]

But seriously, I'd like to beat up every snobby, eliteist hipster on earth with a 16" heated steel dildo.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 12/23/04 04:58 PM, joe1690 wrote: i didnt even read all of that. next time make your posts shorter n00b.

so your calling him a n00b just becuas ehe is low level and its his first post?

Whats funny is that your more of a n0bb than he is as Im sure your first post wasnt as good as his now please stfu

And I woul wnat to beta up Rene Zellwegger(sp?) HEr voice annoys me so much and I would wnat to use a sonic screw driver(if you dont know what one is go watch Dr Who)

[kamakazi-squirrel]

At 12/23/04 04:58 PM, Blam_Master wrote: I hate muslims that make plans to attack countries that are better off than they are for no apparant reason other than for their own enjoyment.

~blam master

geez, who invited this racist shitface?
Anyways, i would beat justin hawkins with his own album, and then make him eat the rest of his band...

[Joel-Gruesome]

A metal thick chain!

[CheeseManBlue]

At 12/23/04 04:58 PM, joe1690 wrote: i didnt even read all of that. next time make your posts shorter n00b.

you are obviously the n00b by not having the patience to read more thn a few sentences. it's a good idea that he's working out, and looking to take suggestions from the public.

anyway, I think you should be able to beat up those annoying popular highschool kids who constantly make you feel like crap, are arrogant, and ignorant. also mindless goths and gun freaks, like charleton heston.

as far as how to beat them up, I suggest a variety of blunt objects, such as golf clubs, bats, etc. also, a fist, and objects pertaining to the stereotypes you are beating up.

you should make 2 versions of the game: one with stereotypes, the other with celebrities. make sure to add willem dafoe in the celebrity one.

[shock-value]

At 12/23/04 05:04 PM, Crap_Clock wrote: A metal thick chain!

Hmm... well I already have a flail in (basicly a wrecking ball on a smaller scale). Will that suffice, since it is basicly a metal chain with a large metal ball on the end?

[ZigZag]

I will like to kill childrens with a machine gun. kids make me sick

[HilariousGenocide]

i'd like to take Ghandi's old staff & knock his kneecaps with it

[I-am-Iron-Man]

Where to start? Where to start?

Eminem, for selling his bitch-ass out.
Metallica, for that whole Napster deal, which means they sold out, too.
Barbra Streisand, for being a scary old bitch.
Sean Penn, for being an asshole to photographers.
Fiona Apple for writing a CD title far too long to read in under 10 seconds.
Various PETA members, for being a bunch of assholes.
Various Greenpeace members, for being another bunch of assholes.

[BazookaNinja]

At 12/23/04 04:58 PM, Blam_Master wrote: I hate muslims that make plans to attack countries that are better off than they are for no apparant reason other than for their own enjoyment.

~blam master

You should hate bad flashes, not muslims!

[I-am-Iron-Man]

Pardon the double-post.

I also want to beat up every member of the Ku Klux Klan, for being fucking bigots.

And I'd do it the same way I always do. Hard, fast, and often.

[ZeroAsALimit]

Spooky Kids and Skaters. They are destroying previous subcultures. The young rapscalloion whippersnappers!

[Ghetto-Penguin]

At 12/23/04 08:55 PM, CrazytheClown wrote: Where to start? Where to start?

Eminem, for selling his bitch-ass out.

When did he sell himself out? Oh wait your thinking when he made his best work right?

Metallica, for that whole Napster deal, which means they sold out, too.

Metallica was never that good to begin with.

Barbra Streisand, for being a scary old bitch.

Point taken

Sean Penn, for being an asshole to photographers.

Sean who?

Fiona Apple for writing a CD title far too long to read in under 10 seconds.

Now your just get'n picky.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 12/23/04 09:01 PM, Ghetto_Penguin wrote:

At 12/23/04 08:55 PM, CrazytheClown wrote: Fiona Apple for writing a CD title far too long to read in under 10 seconds.

Now your just get'n picky.

ROFFLE.

A band that I am in has a name of 28 words length! Wait...no...don't beat me up....aarggghhh....

[Dragonmas121]

I would like to beat up ''~blam master" With a bat, For being a moron, that always puts "~blam master" at the end of his posts...

[crapspatula89]

I would like to beat the shit out of a wigger, with two sawed off shotguns

[EtchASketchClock]

Id beat up all the wiggers...
damn i hate them
"fo' shizzle" my ass

[Pilot-Doofy]

I want to beat up all guys with shaggy hair because they are undeservingly getting all the girls.

[shortcut3352]

I would like to beat up, Simon Cowel from American Idol. He's such an ass. I would like to make him sing his lungs off!!

[Jack-the-Ripp3r]

Anyone who worships any God other than Satan. So basically 80% of the world

[HilariousGenocide]

ghandi, with frisbee's

[Dude]

Hitler, with my kung fu skills.

[evilXbanana]

At 12/23/04 05:01 PM, Manic_streetpreacher wrote:

At 12/23/04 04:58 PM, joe1690 wrote:

much and I would wnat to use a sonic screw driver(if you dont know what one is go watch Dr Who)

its Dr. No

and i'd like to have all those crackers who make viruses to get mustard gas up the poop-shute.

[BARMan]

? I'd like to beat up bush with a sack of pennies