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Yeah Im not christian but If you actually read the bible technically your not allowed to take a shit....

At 12/29/04 10:27 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: i don't understand why masturbating is so illegal because a man would be wasting their sperm... i masturbate all dee time. And new sperm is made all of theee time. Everyone knows that.

Well duh thats why we have testies.

Hey, if wanking is a sin then how come we have testies to make more sperm!

Becuase god would give us enough sperm to have 3 or 5 babies!
So why do we have testies?

So therefore IT IS NOT A SIN!

At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin.

I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.

Because I said so.

At 12/29/04 10:29 AM, ref wrote:

You make 10 million a day. How can it be considered a waste?

It's a waste if you plan on getting 30 billion girls pregnant. Masterbating might cause you to run short.

At 12/29/04 12:04 PM, Lord_Jesus_Christ wrote:

At 12/29/04 10:29 AM, ref wrote:

You make 10 million a day. How can it be considered a waste?

It's a waste if you plan on getting 30 billion girls pregnant. Masterbating might cause you to run short.

ahaha
thats not how it works little kid.
only one little sperm can go in an egg, it practically a race when the sperm is released.
go back to 4th grade dumbass

ahaha
thats not how it works little kid.
only one little sperm can go in an egg, it practically a race when the sperm is released.
go back to 4th grade dumbass

First off, you're the little kid. Secondly, ever here of artificial insemination? dumbass.

because.

I jack off to the Tele-Tubbies.

At 12/29/04 12:16 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: I jack off to the Tele-Tubbies.

thats tasty...

masterbating is not a bad thing, OR a good thing because it's not included in the bible... BUT i know that people need to choke their chicken to grrow up, but just don't do it every day, it drains your life force... :S

At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin.

I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.

its not a sin.

premarital sex is.

*unzips pants*

Well, I converted to Wicca from Christianity, i masturbated a lot knowing it was a sin. you're killing millions of little possible babies.

At 1/14/08 08:52 PM, sweetace2 wrote: masterbating is not a bad thing, OR a good thing because it's not included in the bible... BUT i know that people need to choke their chicken to grrow up, but just don't do it every day, it drains your life force... :S

Nice, you bumped a topic from '04.
Anyway, I really don't see why it is.

At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin.

I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.

Because God doesn't have a penis so he prohibits people to masturbate

its not a sin if ur not thinking of another person while doing it, if u are its a lust and yes, to all chrsitians, it is a sin...

Because it's a waste of the sperm. You have it there to make people, not to waste them away.

I believe that masterbating is not a sin either is having sex a lot. I believe that it is a gift from god for us to have so pleasure in our life. Also i believe that being a homosexual is not a sin. You cant help being Homosexual now can you ?

At 1/14/08 08:54 PM, soulblud wrote: Well, I converted to Wicca from Christianity, i masturbated a lot knowing it was a sin. you're killing millions of little possible babies.

not really..because sperm always come back..they produce more so yeahs..god dosnt want you to think like that i believe..because its a a gift from god and the chance of making a baby is very little so dont feel that bad about yourself..because sperm reproduce =)

"One of their main teachings was that God had created only the spiritual world; the entire natural physical world, including human beings and their bodies, were created by Satan. They began to teach that the human body and its functions, especially its 'sexual functions' were totally evil, and tolerated only because there was no other way to produce children. For the first time masturbation was said to be evil, for two reasons: it 'wasted one's life force', which they believed was limited in supply; and it was pleasurable."

Obviously a reason

Anything that feels good isn't.

At 12/21/04 07:37 PM, Vince50 wrote:

At 12/21/04 06:39 PM, Intenseman wrote: thought this is none of anyone's business I masturbate every night (day) once i did it three times in one day!

my record is 5
O:-)

7 for me, morning to night.

So sore...

At 12/29/04 12:15 PM, Lord-Jesus-Christ wrote:

ahaha
thats not how it works little kid.
only one little sperm can go in an egg, it practically a race when the sperm is released.
go back to 4th grade dumbass

First off, you're the little kid. Secondly, ever here of artificial insemination? dumbass.

Dont talk that way to a lv 17 you prick!

because god said so. Also:

my email: heyheyitszac@gmail.com

porn, please?

Technically, it's because in ancient times (when the Bible was written), people believed that men produced a limited amount of sperm in their lifetime (which we now know to be untrue), so they believed that "spilling the seed" was essentially killing children. It's the same rationale for why Christianity frowns on homosexuality.

I think that is stupid, does that mean most males are sinners, now?

At 4/24/08 08:28 PM, Kyuumi wrote: I think that is stupid, does that mean most males are sinners, now?

It means all of them are sinners.

I never got how is a natural drive a sin.