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Posted at: 12/24/04 11:03 PM
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Eveybody knows that you'll dick will fall off one day while you're peeing. Just like that KAPLUNK into the toilet, and you'll be all afraid to get it so you'll have to get your mom to get and she'll be like "SON YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING! THAT'S WHY IT FELL OFF!" And she'll flush it down the potty and you'll be dickless.
But it's cool for girls to masturbate. We don't have anything to really waste.
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At 12/21/04 06:40 PM, Cyberttd wrote: this is the most obvious reason...
Glad i hate cats :D
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Posted at: 12/24/04 11:05 PM
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its a sin cuz the catholic church is so uppity about sex they dont want you peeing till your married
its an old thing dating back thousands of years but you know what as long as catholic priests are allowed to molest kids and get away with it everyone will masterbate to pics of pamela anderson lee getting it on with a redhead and a asian chick
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Posted at: 12/24/04 11:12 PM
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At 12/21/04 07:41 PM, bleedinnotmyblood wrote: 8 Juda, therefore said to Onan his son: Go in to thy brother's wife and marry her, that thou mayst raise seed to thy brother. 9 He knowing that the children should not be his, when he went in to his brother's wife, spilled his seed upon the ground, lest children should be born in his brother's name. Genesis 38:8-9
I think you left out the part where god gets angry and SMITES THAT SUCKER GOOD!
It does happen, too. I've read that bit.
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Posted at: 12/24/04 11:15 PM
techically we are not suppose to drink till we are well into our late 20s
we not polllute our bodies with drugs even caffine is a drug
not shit and wipe
no sex before marriage
we are suppose to go to chuch every sunday and listen to our elders
in a perfect world maybe
this world is far from perfect so i say sin away and repent one time in your life and be sin free
Posted at: 12/24/04 11:16 PM
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At 12/24/04 11:03 PM, BonusStage wrote: At 12/21/04 06:40 PM, Cyberttd wrote: this is the most obvious reason...Glad i hate cats :D
Yeah me too.
Posted at: 12/24/04 11:17 PM
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Masturbating is only a sion when you spell it wrong.
Guess you're screwed.
Posted at: 12/24/04 11:18 PM
At 12/24/04 11:17 PM, J3nabe wrote: Masturbating is only a sion when you spell it wrong. Guess you're screwed.
sin*** duh... guess I'm screwed too.
Posted at: 12/24/04 11:20 PM
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What if the bible was written by a bunch of these preachers that didn't know shit back in the day, though? Why should we get our sources from the bible when its explanations are less plausible than what the bums and freeloaders have to say?
Posted at: 12/25/04 12:42 AM
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Because they want boys to not know what to do when a girl is "in the mood".
Posted at: 12/25/04 01:06 AM
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I wonder what God thinks of Hentai....
Oh wait the Bible is Obsolete.
Posted at: 12/25/04 01:57 AM
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DOnt take any of these reply's serious. I take this serious. Masterbation is not a sin and if it is I'm going to hell in 900 degrees :-D anyways u are suppose to masterbate because u have to have fresh sperm masterbation is really healthy and 2 many reason's to name. So forget the fact that masterbation is a sin cuz it's not. That rumor probably was started by those sister Nuns who wish they had a penis.
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Posted at: 12/26/04 08:33 AM
At 12/25/04 01:57 AM, krazy-d wrote: Masterbation
Yes, I can't help but see that you spelled it wrong... again.
Repeat after me boys and girls... M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
Posted at: 12/26/04 08:35 AM
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Because of sites like this... :|
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Posted at: 12/26/04 09:56 AM
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THAT IS FALSE !!!
its just a bunch of catholic bullshit... if you read the bible it says nothing about pleasuring yourself ... besides theres alot you learn from readin the bible that the catholic preiests dont want you too know... They even changed the 10 comandments !! they got rid of the worshiping flase idles part !! and made 1 comandment into 2 !!
anyway that is my interesting facts for today
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Posted at: 12/26/04 10:09 AM
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At 12/24/04 11:15 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: we are suppose to go to chuch every sunday and listen to our elders
But what matters is whether the person's mind is there, so all those church sessions might be in vain if the person's not there in-mind.
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Posted at: 12/26/04 11:10 AM
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At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin. I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.
Basically the answer is that sex and fun and all must be avoided, you must focus on serving god and giving in to temptation will make you forget god and make you focus on yourself instead. Extreme christans have the idea that the life on earth is just meant to serve god, and you will be rewarded in heaven when you die. That was just to answer your question, thats not what I belive in ;) Masturbation and sex are basic human instincts, so jerk away! It is indeed very natural, and people who claim otherwise belong to the middleages.
Posted at: 12/26/04 11:17 AM
At 12/21/04 06:37 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: Because God doesn't want you to waste any of your sperm, which is for reproduction only.
If you dont masturbate you will have nightly sperm ejaculations (im sure you catholic ppl dont belive that, but its true, ask your biology teacher, provided you know what sperm is of course). So basically you will waste sperm either way, so why not have fun wasting it?
Posted at: 12/26/04 12:09 PM
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Because everytime you do it, God kill a kitten.
Posted at: 12/27/04 04:37 PM
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BECAUSE U TOUCH URSELF AT NIGHT.
IM BACK LIKE CRACK THC
Posted at: 12/27/04 04:40 PM
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Masterbation is a sin because s3x is 124740404127042790721 times better
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masturbatting is sin because if it makes ytou happy its wrong. (i was raised catholic, lol)
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Posted at: 12/27/04 04:43 PM
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Well, god gave meh free-will! :O FAP FAP FAPFAPFAPFPFPFPFPPPPP!
Posted at: 12/27/04 04:49 PM
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Because rape is more fun.
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The Bible states something about only experiencing pleasure when you are with your wife, or husband. Anything else would be considered unpure.
There's where the masturbation is a sin comes in.
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Posted at: 12/27/04 04:52 PM
At 12/27/04 04:49 PM, Dobio wrote: The Bible states something about only experiencing pleasure when you are with your wife, or husband. Anything else would be considered unpure. There's where the masturbation is a sin comes in.
So, according to 'The Bible', if I never gain attachment to a woman and vice-versa, I can't relieve my sexual tension ?
Dude, that would suck!
Posted at: 12/27/04 05:01 PM
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cause
Posted at: 12/27/04 05:02 PM
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At 12/27/04 05:01 PM, Morextremist wrote: At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin. I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.
'cause it is solo-sex.
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Posted at: 12/27/04 05:07 PM
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"Every sperm is sacred; Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."
Great, I'm gonna watch Monty Python and the Meaning of Life now.
Posted at: 12/27/04 05:08 PM
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They say it's a sin but that won't stop them. Everyone masterbates
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