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At 12/21/04 06:37 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: Because God doesn't want you to waste any of your sperm, which is for reproduction only.

umm... sperm is replenished by the millions EVERY SINGLE DAY.

8 Juda, therefore said to Onan his son: Go in to thy brother's wife and marry her, that thou mayst raise seed to thy brother. 9 He knowing that the children should not be his, when he went in to his brother's wife, spilled his seed upon the ground, lest children should be born in his brother's name.

Genesis 38:8-9

how many times do i have to tell you? masterbating is not a sin if you do it right... just ask for full details...

At 12/21/04 06:37 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: Because God doesn't want you to waste any of your sperm, which is for reproduction only.

Yet wet dreams aren't a waste. Or do Catholics don't ejaculate during their sleep?

At 12/21/04 07:34 PM, Crimson_Edge wrote: The Bible is literally a compilation of stories that were ALL written about 200 years AFTER the death of Jesus Christ.

The Old Testament is the Torah, which is thousands of years old. The New Testament is what you are thinking of.

The Italian poet is Dante Alghieri, who wrote 'The Divine Comedy.'

Because god said your not supposed to touch yourself at night

At 12/21/04 06:37 PM, BananaBread_Muffin wrote: Because you're only allowed to use your penis to shove in somebodies vagina with the sole purpose of having babies.

FUN IS NOT ALLOWED.

Preach Brother!

At 12/21/04 06:37 PM, BananaBread_Muffin wrote: Because you're only allowed to use your penis to shove in somebodies vagina with the sole purpose of having babies.

FUN IS NOT ALLOWED.

Exactly. Sex is meant strictly for procreation.
This is the same reason why homosexuals and whores and hookers are sinners. Because they don't use sex for procreation.

Umm, cuz it's not a sin. It's a blessing in disguise. Unless you have a girlfriend at the time.

At 12/21/04 06:37 PM, BananaBread_Muffin wrote: Because you're only allowed to use your penis to shove in somebodies vagina with the sole purpose of having babies.

FUN IS NOT ALLOWED.

It was never written that one may not masturbate. Probably the "good" Catholics that exist in basements believe that sex is dirty.

masturbation is for those timesbetween when you are not having sex at the moment...

maybe cause u impregnat the air? or if u get caght it gets extremly embrassing enough to be a sin?

At 12/21/04 07:27 PM, NormaJeanx wrote: thats why im proud to be an anti religionist

You mean "Atheist"

man I just did a sin like fifteen minute ago!

Aaaah I don't like cooky catholics especially if it's a girls parents, I have alot of friends who's parents are like that.. It's terrible one girl wasn't even allowed to read harry potter when it first came out.

At 12/21/04 07:56 PM, Revolutionist wrote: man I just did a sin like fifteen minute ago!

Aaaah I don't like cooky catholics especially if it's a girls parents, I have alot of friends who's parents are like that.. It's terrible one girl wasn't even allowed to read harry potter when it first came out.

I know what you mean. Most catholics, the type that it seems like jesus shat on them make me sick. Most of them are psychos, and I bet they probably soak themselves in cold showers everytime their hormones do anything when they view the opposite sex. Remember Carrie folks? The mother's a example.

At 12/21/04 07:19 PM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Whoever quoted that google article hasn't read anything from the Bible. Satan was an angel. He could not create anything. He did not create sin either. The first sin was commited by Eve (and that is the reason why women have been considered inferior for such a long time).

Actually Satan was not an angel because angel are god's serveants they have no free will of their own. They are unable to sin or commit bad deeds.

"Satan" Is a Djinn. The first sin was commited by Satan for being a racist.

In my relegion women are to be treated equally.

Now, on to why masterbation is a sin. People had no idea what this white stuff was and went to the church for answers. In a quick spurt of holy-bullshit, they said "DEVIL FLUID!"

Agreed

It does not say masterbating is a sin ONCE in the Bible. Don't listen to preachers, don't listen to other people. If you want answers about Christianity, read the Bible.

Agreed.

It really is a good fairy tale.

Its not a fairy tale just a perverted text altered by humans to fit their needs and wants.

But I guess you can call it that since its been altered so many times.

hey, I'm devout Christian, and I masterbate more often than everybody else on the East Coast put together. My record stands at 20 times in one day. So cheer up, wax your surfboard, beat your meat like it owes you money. Tomorrow is national Masturbation Day!

At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin.

I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.

it is not a sin masturbation is a natural thing for humans.

I remember on NG some1 posted a article of 2 German couple, Catholics of course who did not know babies came from sex.

I don't think that wacking off is a sin. If it was, God would've given us shorter arms.

At 12/21/04 08:31 PM, Hivezsoldier wrote: I don't think that wacking off is a sin. If it was, God would've given us shorter arms.

God has perfectly made our bodies so we can sin in every single way possible it is to sin. (Well except for people born without certain limbs, but god made them that way.)

Masturbating is not a sin, it is just "unclean".

At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin.

I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.

because god dosent want sperm all over the place

At 12/21/04 07:41 PM, bleedinnotmyblood wrote: 8 Juda, therefore said to Onan his son: Go in to thy brother's wife and marry her, that thou mayst raise seed to thy brother. 9 He knowing that the children should not be his, when he went in to his brother's wife, spilled his seed upon the ground, lest children should be born in his brother's name.

Genesis 38:8-9

jesus wept

religion is just a waste of time. I think that only younger children should go to church every once in a while. just to give them a good moral foundation. once they learn right from wrong, that is all you really need to know to become a good person. i really hate the people who live by the bible to an almost fanatical degree. they change how they eat, and interact with other people for no reason whatsoever, save what a book is telling them, or what they THINK, its telling them. religion should be a guideline for moral principles, not a formula to being a good, person and not being a sinner.

It isn't.
God has more things to worry about than sex.

HAHAHA WHATEVER you can beat if all you want, it keeps you from knocking up your girlfriend and getting VD and whatnot. Just don't be beating off to pictures of dead kids and shit

At 12/21/04 06:36 PM, xcloudx wrote: Ok, iv heard being christian (or something like that) makes u not allowed to masterbate, as it is a sin.

I just want to know, WHY is it a sin? its natural n all.

they dont believe in pleasure. i mean, isnt that what life is about. if god exists (im agnostic), then im my opinion, hes probably a good guy who doesnt care if youre gay or straight, black or white, or if you jerk off. he probably just doenst like evil people and murderers

At 12/21/04 06:43 PM, -king-o-games- wrote:

At 12/21/04 06:40 PM, -king-o-games- wrote: Google loves us, and we love it.

Here, I'll quote:

"One of their main teachings was that God had created only the spiritual world; the entire natural physical world, including human beings and their bodies, were created by Satan. They began to teach that the human body and its functions, especially its ‘sexual functions’ were totally evil, and tolerated only because there was no other way to produce children. For the first time masturbation was said to be evil, for two reasons: it ‘wasted one’s life force’, which they believed was limited in supply; and it was pleasurable."

In the jewish (not that i am) bible it states that satan is not an adversary of God, but of humans. he tests their faith to God. He may even wipe out entire families to prove peoples faith to Him. The dumbass christians came up with the satan=bad=hell thing. if uve read the Da Vinci Code u should begin to question religion. i did a research paper on the topic of the Code and it is surprising how much of it is quite possibly true

Because the pope said so.