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At 1/12/02 08:32 PM, Sivak wrote:

At 1/11/02 01:02 PM, traekwon_ wrote: People bred on so called "RPG"'s like Final Fantasy will never understand true RPG like D&D

I like the Elder Scrolls series, myself.

everytime someone asks for "your top 5 favorite games", I have daggerfall as #1.

If you haven't played Wiz 8 yet, you really missing something. It should tie you over till Morrowind

At 1/12/02 09:07 PM, traekwon wrote:

At 1/12/02 08:32 PM, Sivak wrote:

At 1/11/02 01:02 PM, traekwon_ wrote: People bred on so called "RPG"'s like Final Fantasy will never understand true RPG like D&D

I like the Elder Scrolls series, myself.

everytime someone asks for "your top 5 favorite games", I have daggerfall as #1.

If you haven't played Wiz 8 yet, you really missing something. It should tie you over till Morrowind

Ah! A fellow fan of great games!

Hey shuddaup this is a family orieanted or whatever site thingie you cant say fuck and shit and piss and pussy...oppsies forgive master squrile for i have sin ed

At 1/12/02 09:32 PM, sk8ter1187 wrote: Hey shuddaup this is a family orieanted or whatever site thingie you cant say fuck and shit and piss and pussy...oppsies forgive master squrile for i have sin ed

and which planet do you hail from

and which planet do you hail from

Uranus!

At 1/12/02 10:12 PM, BigBadAl wrote:

and which planet do you hail from

Uranus!

ZeroBassX: OMG! funny thingy!

Uranus!

ZeroBassX: OMG! funny thingy!

his butt's big enuff 4 a whole family 2 live in

At 1/12/02 10:12 PM, BigBadAl wrote:

and which planet do you hail from

Uranus!

And yet, he calls me a fucking loser......? *shakes head and walks off*

OMG THAT GAEM IS SO FAGGY
CLICK HEAR FOR A BETTAR OEN

At 1/13/02 01:18 AM, somebody wrote: OMG THAT GAEM IS SO FAGGY
CLICK HEAR FOR A BETTAR OEN

That's one cool game Somebody!

At 1/13/02 08:24 AM, BigBadAl wrote:

At 1/13/02 01:18 AM, somebody wrote: OMG THAT GAEM IS SO FAGGY
CLICK HEAR FOR A BETTAR OEN

That's one cool game Somebody!

It really is. One of my favorites. Anyway, all of you D&D freaks suck. You can't sense the extreme sarcasm of ZBX's OMG's and whatnot. HE IS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! OMG I'M SUCH A FAG. AT LEAST I'M NOT A D&D DORK LIKE YOU GUYS. OMG, MILES IS FLAMING IN CAPS!!!

*AHEM* Anyway, good work, Al. I love your first post.

/me sex0rz Miles_B

At 1/13/02 05:08 PM, ZeroBassX wrote: /me sex0rz Miles_B

Someone please post the coxxorous monkewy.. please. it must be done./.

/me unsexes all the NG feagS OMG THEY ALL SUXXOR HARDER THAN MILES ON MY CXOPXXOPR N$GHHGWHHQQHQRWhwr

At 1/10/02 09:38 PM, BigBadAl wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=41202
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DUNGEON MASTER: "You're in a room. There is a door. The room is moist."
ME: "I want to open the door."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You can't open the door. You're an elf and your elven saving throw versus door opening failed." (Rolls dice) "Also, you took 2 damage points."
ME: "Wait, damage from what? Nevermind, I want to throw my flask of flaming oil and burn down the door."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You throw it but miss the door because you're an elf and you can't throw." (Rolls dice) "The oil burns you for 18 damage."
ME: "Fine, I want to cast a 'Open Door' spell."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You screw up the spell and instead end up casting 'Open Sore.' The dwarf behind you suddenly shouts while dwarf goo drips out of his STD." (Rolls dice) "You take 9 damage points."
ME: "Huh? From what? Okay, whatever, I want to give the dwarf all my gold in exchange for him opening the door."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "He accepts your proposal and opens the door for you."
ME: "Great, finally I didn't get hurt by-"
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You get hit in the face by the door for 12 damage points."
ME: "Goddammit."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "Inside the room is a set of chainlinked iron coif shell plate scale power armor."
ME: "I want to wear the armor!"
DUNGEON MASTER: "You can't because you're an elf and the only things elves can wear are those sissy green folded hats and a light cotton blend shirt that attracts enemy projectiles."
ME: "Wait, you never told me that-"
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You suffer 21 damage points of sheer embarrassment for failing to put on the armor in front of the dwarf. You have died."
ME: "Hold on a fucking second here-"
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "Your corpse takes 15 damage points."

You must've been playing with some shitass DM, if it was anything like that. I mean, I've only had 1 or 2 bad experiences, and those were all with either really inexperienced, or really bad DMs.

You should never let really crappy gamers be your first few D&D experiences, it'll ruin it for you. I know, it almost ruined 3rd edition for me.

>>>Ripped from somethingawful.com:<<<

Damn, Ralfie, pay attention. Making us all look bad.