Forum Topic: Way I don't like that D&D game.

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Why is this number 1? I really did give that game a chance. Honest! I respect the action scripting and most of the graphics (but that grey is more then a bit ugly), but after the Dark Knight kills you the fifth time in one damn hit I got more then a little pissed off at it! I mean I had this huge guy with a big sword and armour and tonnes of other crap and the first monster jumps out and kills me without me even rolling! What ever you do or have it don't mean shit! Games like the great Tiapan 3000 uses a random hit/miss system for fighting but it's FAIR! My shitty review I did for it came about from playing for about 30 minuets and getting nowhere and VERY annoyed!

I've never liked D&D that much anyway and Something Awful's "LowTax" summed up my D&D experiences nicely...

Ripped from somethingawful.com:

DUNGEON MASTER: "You're in a room. There is a door. The room is moist."
ME: "I want to open the door."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You can't open the door. You're an elf and your elven saving throw versus door opening failed." (Rolls dice) "Also, you took 2 damage points."
ME: "Wait, damage from what? Nevermind, I want to throw my flask of flaming oil and burn down the door."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You throw it but miss the door because you're an elf and you can't throw." (Rolls dice) "The oil burns you for 18 damage."
ME: "Fine, I want to cast a 'Open Door' spell."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You screw up the spell and instead end up casting 'Open Sore.' The dwarf behind you suddenly shouts while dwarf goo drips out of his STD." (Rolls dice) "You take 9 damage points."
ME: "Huh? From what? Okay, whatever, I want to give the dwarf all my gold in exchange for him opening the door."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "He accepts your proposal and opens the door for you."
ME: "Great, finally I didn't get hurt by-"
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You get hit in the face by the door for 12 damage points."
ME: "Goddammit."
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "Inside the room is a set of chainlinked iron coif shell plate scale power armor."
ME: "I want to wear the armor!"
DUNGEON MASTER: "You can't because you're an elf and the only things elves can wear are those sissy green folded hats and a light cotton blend shirt that attracts enemy projectiles."
ME: "Wait, you never told me that-"
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "You suffer 21 damage points of sheer embarrassment for failing to put on the armor in front of the dwarf. You have died."
ME: "Hold on a fucking second here-"
DUNGEON MASTER: (Rolls dice) "Your corpse takes 15 damage points."


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I want to punch you in the face


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At 1/10/02 09:42 PM, TesterIine wrote: I want to punch you in the face

Ah, nice constructive augment you have there!

Predictable comeback:

"Stupid D&D geek! Like I'd notice you hitting me you wimpy, pasty faced grease stain!"

Also, note to self: "Watch out for typos in the topic title"


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oh what you think your somthing your nothing your nothing

do you like tacos?


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At 1/10/02 09:56 PM, TesterIine wrote: oh what you think your somthing your nothing your nothing

Hehe, being told I'm nothing by 16 year old daily swirly sufferer is really cutting! Truly!


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At 1/10/02 10:05 PM, BigBadAl wrote:
Hehe, being told I'm nothing by 16 year old daily swirly sufferer is really cutting! Truly!

its okay im just playing sugar but seriously do you like tacos?

Way I don't like that D&amp;D game.


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At 1/10/02 10:08 PM, TesterIine wrote:
At 1/10/02 10:05 PM, BigBadAl wrote:
its okay im just playing sugar but seriously do you like tacos?

Only when I'm drunk.


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that sounds like a good time its to bad you cant post in this topic for a while yet


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I thought that game was very well done.
It also isn't very hard. I beat it the 3rd or 4th time I played it. If you don't like it, don't play it.


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At 1/10/02 10:42 PM, fourchinnigan wrote: I thought that game was very well done.
It also isn't very hard. I beat it the 3rd or 4th time I played it. If you don't like it, don't play it.

It's not that simple. I WANT to like the game but it keeps letting me down. I know actionscript so I know this took time and a level of skill... That just makes the randomness of it all the more annoying
to me.


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I dodge
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SHIT!!!!

Way I don't like that D&amp;D game.


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I have a few beefs with that game. It is waaaaaaaay too simple (keep rerolling until you have 28+ bonus points, get as low a WIS score as possible (utterly useless) and CHA (Less useful) then put everything into (in order of importance) DEX, INT, STR, CON. You buy platemail, a huge sword and whatever potions/icewands you can get your hands on. You cream the kobold, and press the fish, talk to the orcess, be too cheap to buy anything, hunt kobolds, press the fish marker again, see orcess, be too cheap, hunt kobolds, press fish marker (I was able to do this until I had an AC of -22, since that armor gives you -2 to whatever armor you have), kill the wolves enough times to get the gold to get 4 fire wands and 3 ice wands from the orcess, get the ring of DEX, nail the black knight with at least 1 fire wand and whatever other stuff you want (if you have an AC of -22, you can friggin' well take him on in hand to hand combat if you want), then when you meet the Minotaur, you flamebroil his ass with your wands, and if you hit them a certain way, you can get more than the number of flame wands you actuall own)

(orcess means orc female in -bomb-ese)


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At 1/10/02 11:17 PM, BigBadAl wrote:
At 1/10/02 10:42 PM, fourchinnigan wrote: I thought that game was very well done.
It also isn't very hard. I beat it the 3rd or 4th time I played it. If you don't like it, don't play it.
It's not that simple. I WANT to like the game but it keeps letting me down. I know actionscript so I know this took time and a level of skill... That just makes the randomness of it all the more annoying
to me.

OK, slow down here...first you say that its a dumb game, keeps letting you down blah blah blah blah, then you say that you WANT to like it so why dont you? Probably because you're a fucking dumbass can't you make up youre mind? Its like saying you hate eating carrots but you just cant stop staring at it, stupid.


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At 1/11/02 01:07 AM, pantyraider12354 wrote: OK, slow down here...first you say that its a dumb game, keeps letting you down blah blah blah blah, then you say that you WANT to like it so why dont you? Probably because you're a fucking dumbass can't you make up youre mind? Its like saying you hate eating carrots but you just cant stop staring at it, stupid.

It's called being "flawed". Look the word up when you go back to school tomorrow you fuck-tard! Most of it's good but there's a few big fat problems with the game that ruin it.


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At 1/10/02 10:42 PM, fourchinnigan wrote: I thought that game was very well done.
It also isn't very hard. I beat it the 3rd or 4th time I played it. If you don't like it, don't play it.

exactly, it rocks.

People bred on so called "RPG"'s like Final Fantasy will never understand true RPG like D&D


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At 1/11/02 08:29 AM, BigBadAl wrote:
At 1/11/02 01:07 AM, pantyraider12354 wrote: OK, slow down here...first you say that its a dumb game, keeps letting you down blah blah blah blah, then you say that you WANT to like it so why dont you? Probably because you're a fucking dumbass can't you make up youre mind? Its like saying you hate eating carrots but you just cant stop staring at it, stupid.
It's called being "flawed". Look the word up when you go back to school tomorrow you fuck-tard! Most of it's good but there's a few big fat problems with the game that ruin it.

If it was flawed, why dont you just say that? Instead of using other words to describe it, you dont sound smart, you just sound like a fcuking nerd that spends his entire day thinking about what hes going to do on the next turn. And speaking of looking up words, i'm pretty sure fuck-tard isnt anywhere in the dictionary. Have a nice day.


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i like d&d, i just don't have any time, or friends, to play it.

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If it was flawed, why dont you just say that? Instead of using other words to describe it, you dont sound smart, you just sound like a fcuking nerd that spends his entire day thinking about what hes going to do on the next turn. And speaking of looking up words, i'm pretty sure fuck-tard isnt anywhere in the dictionary. Have a nice day.

Well you see "fuck-tard" is TWO words, not one and the second is abbreviated (opps, sorry for the long words you probably can't read). "Fuck" and "retard" ARE in the dictionary, so fuck off and stuff your 30 sided dice up your arsehole you fucking loser!


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At 1/12/02 08:40 AM, BigBadAl wrote:
If it was flawed, why dont you just say that? Instead of using other words to describe it, you dont sound smart, you just sound like a fcuking nerd that spends his entire day thinking about what hes going to do on the next turn. And speaking of looking up words, i'm pretty sure fuck-tard isnt anywhere in the dictionary. Have a nice day.

Well you see "fuck-tard" is TWO words, not one and the second is abbreviated (opps, sorry for the long words you probably can't read). "Fuck" and "retard" ARE in the dictionary, so fuck off and stuff your 30 sided dice up your arsehole you fucking loser!

OMG i hate laggrounds so many popups

ahem

yay for al

he is win.

that is all.


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At 1/12/02 09:14 AM, NumbTheo wrote:
At 1/12/02 08:40 AM, BigBadAl wrote:
If it was flawed, why dont you just say that? Instead of using other words to describe it, you dont sound smart, you just sound like a fcuking nerd that spends his entire day thinking about what hes going to do on the next turn. And speaking of looking up words, i'm pretty sure fuck-tard isnt anywhere in the dictionary. Have a nice day.

Well you see "fuck-tard" is TWO words, not one and the second is abbreviated (opps, sorry for the long words you probably can't read). "Fuck" and "retard" ARE in the dictionary, so fuck off and stuff your 30 sided dice up your arsehole you fucking loser!


OMG i hate laggrounds so many popups

ahem

yay for al

he is win.

that is all.

Oh my god!!!!! MAN! WEAR YOUR SCARY MASK AND PUT IT HERE!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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im with chud...NERDS!!11

FAGS DIE, GOD LAUGHS

Way I don't like that D&amp;D game.


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At 1/12/02 10:42 AM, ZeroBassX wrote: im with chud...NERDS!!11

FAGS DIE, GOD LAUGHS


I WANT TO FUCK THAT HOT LITTLE NUMBER IN THE RED SHORTS!!! RAWR!!!


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I WANT TO FUCK THAT HOT LITTLE NUMBER IN THE RED SHORTS!!! RAWR!!!

Oh Dave, you so silly! *giggles*


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At 1/12/02 03:10 PM, BigBadAl wrote:
I WANT TO FUCK THAT HOT LITTLE NUMBER IN THE RED SHORTS!!! RAWR!!!
Oh Dave, you so silly! *giggles*

one question

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE


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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE

yeah ditto there have been lots of people around that i dont know


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At 1/12/02 03:10 PM, BigBadAl wrote:
I WANT TO FUCK THAT HOT LITTLE NUMBER IN THE RED SHORTS!!! RAWR!!!
Oh Dave, you so silly! *giggles*

NG is being invaded by gay nerds that play D and D and shove 30 sided dice up each others asses, who think they know everything, its quite pathetic actually.


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At 1/11/02 01:02 PM, traekwon_ wrote: People bred on so called "RPG"'s like Final Fantasy will never understand true RPG like D&D

I like the Elder Scrolls series, myself.


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At 1/12/02 03:12 PM, traekwon_ wrote: one question


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE

i got a better question...WHO THE HELL R U U FAG OMG

i'm a level 21 newgrounds user thingy, would be higher (possibly the highest) but i didn't register for Grounds Gold when it first came out (but i was AROUND then) and there was times where i went weeks or longer not voting for points...therefore i've PROBABLY been here longer than you, i just dont post on the BBS cos i don't have the time for that...i'm a big poster over at fucksociety, and so are chud and al...

anyways, D&D does suck, u nerds omg

Way I don't like that D&amp;D game.


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At 1/12/02 08:55 PM, ZeroBassX wrote:
At 1/12/02 03:12 PM, traekwon_ wrote: one question


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE
i got a better question...WHO THE HELL R U U FAG OMG

i'm a level 21 newgrounds user thingy, would be higher (possibly the highest) but i didn't register for Grounds Gold when it first came out (but i was AROUND then) and there was times where i went weeks or longer not voting for points...therefore i've PROBABLY been here longer than you, i just dont post on the BBS cos i don't have the time for that...i'm a big poster over at fucksociety, and so are chud and al...

anyways, D&D does suck, u nerds omg

Hah, I'm the fag, yet you use OMG multiple times and say words like "thingy"

You go, girl.

P.S. Bitch, look at the level.

so much better than YOU


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