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Why did newgrounds ban me? That was just totaly gay. My old screen name was SquallGunblade and I did actualy clean up this place. Yes I did indeed link to a very disturbing image of a woman in a bathtub shooting a forbidden geyser of evil out of her ass and onto her face, but at least I made newgrounds a better place.
Newgrounds used to be one of the best sites, ever. With great flashes and great creativity from the artist, newground's potential was limitless for people of all ages. Do you remember the great flashes of strawberry clock, the foamy series, salad finger series, legendary frog, mr chocobo, arfen house, and soo much more.There were also many other great amatuer artist with great artistic skills...But...
..Now look at it, what it has become. Newgrounds, I visit your site, and what do I see? Pure porn, hentai, animal porn, abuse, vulgar language for porn, links to porn, flashes with porn, banners with porn, adds for porn, banners for porn, spam, reviews requesting cheats for porn, reviews telling how to get porn, and porn games. Is this the reputation you want to have, newgrounds? That your site is a place for horney, loser male teenagers with no lives or girlfriends because they are too lazy to have any sense of responsibility to have a girlfriend or a life, a place to sit down and masterbait to things that never were?
Dont get me wrong...I have nothing against hentai, regular porn, or masterbaition. But newgrounds is not a place where such material belongs, newgrounds was a place for teenagers and young adults in college, not 9 year olds who havent reached puberty and giggle at the sight of a "titty" (ehem, the artist/loser known as zipperfish). It sickens me to see that a great, wonderful, and beutiful flash, achieve soo much as a 3.2 overall average whereas a flash with pure crap and boring gameplay/entertainment achieve higher than a 4 because of the fact it had hentai. Such a crap flash that is not even worth its value is any flash or game by the artist "Klacid" father of the plagerized love hina sim dates rpgs.
The audacity of the people here would dare to give a great flash a low grade because it did not feature any porn. Look at the most famous flash artist today, do they make hilarious or powerful flashes? Or do they just plagerize the gameplay and porn off another game and site? Honestly if I were to do something soo simple as to make a flash that featured pornographic images, I garuntee you it will have a popularity of over 4.2
So is that what you guys at newgrounds want? To be filled with horney teenagers to release semen into their keyboards every 2 hours after they are finished stalking some hentai girl? Honestly, you guys had the potential to be great, now all you have is pure crap. A pure crap of a site you call newgrounds, which features nothing but hentai and pornographic material for little 9 year olds that can read. I'm glad you can live, knowing that whenever someone says newgrounds they think "Hey, you talking about hentai?".
That is all I have to say, hopefully you guys will take into consideration what I had to say and my part in making this site a a crappier place for the freaks that have ruined this place.
I am aware fags are going to vote this as abusive, please do so, as I want newgrounds to read this and be better enlightend of the fags who have ruined this place for me and my 7 year old cousin.
Ps...For GOOD porn, go to google, type in tubgirl, click I'm feeling lucky. Hopefully you will be feeling very lucky.
At 12/18/04 11:45 PM, Newgrounds_Sucks wrote:
LOLOLOLOLOL, Talk to somebody who cares. Like a tree or something.
At 12/17/04 06:10 PM, TomFulp wrote: I went completely nuts today with re-organizing the Christmas Collection!
The entries are now sorted by year, each year with its own page. I've gone back and catalogued a lot of older material from past years, as well as a lot of new stuff! Feel free to make suggestions for more additions, or report any errors!
I just love the Christmas Spirit........yea..Well anyways merry Christmas!
It's looking pretty good for sure. You should also add all sorts of e-Cards in there (*hint hint*ahem, ahem, add all the Brackenwood e-Cards (including mine) ahem ahem *hint hint*).
After all, e-Cards are really nice :)
I play lottery. I always lose.
LOOK at my CAR VIDEOS on YouTUBE !!
At 12/18/04 11:45 PM, Newgrounds_Sucks wrote: -SquallGunblade
Review by SquallGunblade:
ARGH!!!!! October 7, 2004
Overall Score: 0
WGHERE THE FUCK WAS THE PORN YOU FUCKING TERROIST?!
You fail at life.
At 12/18/04 11:45 PM, Newgrounds_Sucks wrote:
Haha. This is priceless! You say:
"..Now look at it, what it has become. Newgrounds, I visit your site, and what do I see? Pure porn, hentai, animal porn, abuse, vulgar language for porn, links to porn, flashes with porn, banners with porn, adds for porn, banners for porn, spam, reviews requesting cheats for porn, reviews telling how to get porn, and porn games."
And yet, in many of your reviews (for which you have been banned from making - your account still exists), those are the very things you're requesting. What a fool.
well tom i like to thank u for busting your ass with this x-mas collection it is very well done good job!
cool ive been watchin the newgrounds x-mas stuff for ever and this will make it that much eaisier to see th older ones
At 12/18/04 11:45 PM, Newgrounds_Sucks wrote: Why did newgrounds ban me? That was just totaly gay. My old screen name was SquallGunblade and I did actualy clean up this place. Yes I did indeed link to a very disturbing image of a woman in a bathtub shooting a forbidden geyser of evil out of her ass and onto her face, but at least I made newgrounds a better place.
I do not believe that linking to Tubgirl is cleaning up Newgrounds.
I am aware fags are going to vote this as abusive, please do so, as I want newgrounds to read this
This is not a review, so I cannot vote this as abusive, but I can definitely call your language abusive.
the fags who have ruined this place for me and my 7 year old cousin.
Your 7-year-old cousin goes on Newgrounds? You should have realised in the first place that Newgrounds is not meant for children! What kind of a cousin are you?
From the comments above, the Christmas spirit is REALLY jumpin' this year on Newgrounds, huh? 'Tis the season, I guess.
Wheres the drunkmagikoopa collection?????
i know you want to tommy boy....
y so srs
At 12/17/04 06:10 PM, TomFulp wrote:
report any errors!
Right, in every collection I go to the page is twice as wide as it should be, with one of the side adverts in the middle and all the animations off screen to the right including the backgrounds.... I don't know what is causing it but its a pain...
Nice. Now we can all watch new Christmas flash animation every year for our traditions! That's what everyone does on Christmas, right? .........right?
I've put the skyscraper ads into i-frames... This should solve the problems people have with the page being pushed way out and not having a proper table structure.
If the Christmas collection page still looks all messed up after I've made this post, please let me know! Be sure to clear your cache to be sure you have the latest file!
here's a suggestion for you to add into the 2001 Christmas collection. It's by one of my favorite author's, Madflex. Check it out. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=39814
Tom, it's time to supplement Christmas 2004 section:
1. MERRY XMAS!!! by Vencelbros
2. Shellshock episode 6 xmas by stuart white
3. LittlBits Holiday Special by TLG_Media - this one is the BEST from new ones
4. Eddsworld Christmas by eddsworld
5. A Very Shabot Christmas by Ben Baruch
6. *!~Santa Surprise!~* by Ryan Khatam
7. Slugger's X-Mas Greeting by The Walrus
I guess we will have lots of Xmas flash till Xmas :P