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OMG OMG OMG
A club!
Let me join. >_>
My voice will make you cream like...all over your keyboard.
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Gender = Male
Age Range = 5 - any age
Specialities = Anything...except ANIME
Resume = Nope
Examples = none, sorry.

Ways to contact me:
AIM = Tw15t3d2005Dud31 ( Lame I know...made it a couple years ago...too lazy to change it)
Yahoo = Twisted_Newgrounds_Corpse
MSN and Regular email = TwistedCorpse@gmail.com

CorpseFucker: Please read the post above Hobbes_The_Prince. Thank you.

At 4/4/05 12:15 AM, Elliair wrote: CorpseFucker: Please read the post above Hobbes_The_Prince. Thank you.

Actually fuck it.
A few minutes ago I felt like being in a club...but now I don't give a fuck...so naw.
By the way, I didn't read any page other than the first. So please get that fucking banana out of my face. =P
Bye.

hello all in the VAC... I'm a sound editor and i work with voices all day long (I work on books on tape and dialog for tv)... so if anybody wants some help with their demo's for sound FX, cleanup, or any idea you might have, I'd be more than happy to help anyone out. Email me at unitysound@gmail.com

Well, it took me a large portion of today, but I finished animating the first of my three deleted scenes. :D

http://img17.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img17&image=deletedscene11df.swf

Corpse dude sounds pretty dumb....
Also it's kinda funny how he put "anything except ANIME" lol because that's what I want to do the most...Oh well, leave the anime voices to me! I don't mind calling him dumb because he's probably never going to check this again.

Sorry Oma! Even deep anime voices are pretty whiny =_O"" (Had to turn down a fellow Aussie cuz he sounds like Darth Vader =_=).

Ellair dont be so down on yourself...its not like Kagome is made of choclate...or...nah.
Im having trouble deciding between you two for the part of ZeeZee...if you could both send some more tries (and sound as super anime happy as possible...shes always happy)
And no one has yet fit the part of Nora.

oh and anyone have any idea i could get in touch with a miss Isca?

to the movers and jives of VAC how you lot been?
I been ill/sleepy/overwork/working on flash/ working on my oh so bad voice/ working on school work/ect

so what’s been happen? did ya lot miss me
to all members of a sprite way of life (I need a new title) the work is coming along fine, anim the first scan and whatnot and have (2)notepads full of wacky ideas

I need a new member of the team though someone to help me find music and sound effects

KagomeHigurashi: fancy doing a Tea aswell as Konoko when the yugi bit comes around…there will be jokes about his size and hair gel
I have heard your part b4 and its yours if you want it

Isca & Shock_dingo: both vikky red and Axel low are now
Shock_dingo: your friend got the part for stan but I have lost his username, what is it?

I still need a someone to do small random parts like clowns and man1

Esp1 voice list *=main role

*Jamie: Shock_dingo
*Scott: gamesdisk -Jme-
*Stan: Shock_dingo mate
Clown: not taken (gruff)
*ButlerBot: not taken (a posh robo)
*Vivi(monkey) not taken (he has the best lines, yet only makes monkey sounds)
Tax man: not taken (plain boring voice)
Cat in the hat: not taken (movie)
(almost*)Yugi: not taken (t.vs. star of yu-gi-oh)
*Dixon: Shock_dingo
Zadien: not taken (many for tail practice, ff9)
Konoko:KagomeHigurashi (I manged to get her into the last ten seconds)

Well that’s good not only do you get the games disk back but you also get 8 parts!

p.s I kewn you missed me!!!! you didn't....*gos of and crys*

*rises back from a bad case of the flu to the portal*

god.... now i know why i get that shot every year....

oh I missed this from the big post

Bezo:Mahahahaha...hehehhe..aa...ryo..heheh..that music never good......
hahahahahah..hhheeee ooohh
that was an ok flash (I loved it)

I need to start reading this hourly. I left for a week and there were 30 new pages! You guys just never stop talking! :P

There should be a club where people do the animation and drawing for you (besides that Actionscript topic, and whatever art topics there may be). That way I could just write a script, come over to the VAC and round up people, then make somebody from the second club do whatever work was left, and take nearly complete credit myself.

TIPS:
practise talking to the voice robots on the phone like that one what tells the time.its funny

Erm could some one tell me wtf is going on with me ?? cos i introduced my self few days back but with no demo and then i got on and alll tht and so and so on but i have know idea wtf is happening with me an VAC could some one explain ??? :S

-Your name or screen name
Joshua Blake AKA Maddog/Xeon
-Gender
Male
-Age range
10-20 (I think)
-Specialties
Getting to know the character
-Resume URL
None
-Example(s) of your voice
Example (Warning - 2.05 MB)
-Ways to contact you
Maddogmcree2@Hotmail.com
Animorphmaster20@AOL.com
Admin@zerogamer.net

*Sigh* Tis a quiet day here at the VAC, eh?

Bezo: W00t. I'm on another computer (which has flash player) and now am able to see your progress with yer flash movies and what not. Nice job!

CorpseFucker: Hey, at least I asked nicely. If anyone else had told you, you'd been given the bold text treatment *cough*Omahdon*cough*, you...you! Meh. Guess there's no use in calling you names, since your alias already suits you.

GooGum: Aw! And I had only auditioned for ZeeZee. ;-; Oh well, I suppose Kagome should get the part. I'm not able to record this week, my laptop, as well as my microphone, was confiscated from me. Thanks a lot, mom.

vel_jack: Huh?

Maddogmcree2: Welcome to the VAC Maddog! Thanks for having some examples of your voice. You are now officially a member of the VAC. Congrats. :) You will be added to the roster later. Have fun 'round these here parts. I reckon you will. Yeeup. Audition and post here regularly now, ya hear! </southern accent>

At 4/4/05 07:02 PM, Elliair wrote: I'm not able to record this week, my laptop, as well as my microphone, was confiscated from me. Thanks a lot, mom.

0_o what did you do?

At 4/4/05 07:19 PM, LazyKenny wrote: 0_o what did you do?

I'd rather not talk about it. >.>;

Thanks Elliair. It's hard work, and I still don't think I'm very good. But every time I do it, I get better and that's the important thing.

Kagome - How should I credit you? I'm liking my deleted scenes so much I may submit them seperately. ;) (Though still in Konquest Adventure Episode I, mind).

MadDogMcree2 - Good demo, but a little on the short side. You'd get a lot more mileage out of a sample like that in MP3 format. When submitting lines .WAV is best, but for anything you're going to have up on the 'net, .MP3 all the way. Compression, compression, compression. I cannot stress this enough. ;) It's kinda like artists who post their art in .BMP format. Only people with extremely good/large/expensive monitors will be able to tell the difference between a .BMP and a well compressed .JPG. Just like only people with really impressive speakers/headphones will be able to tell the difference between a .WAV and an .MP3.

Damn, I'm like a quarter-Omahdon today. Omahdon will probably feel the need to assert himself now and unleash the Giga-Post (collective gasp).

Omahdon - How do you pronounce your name anyway? Where's the syllabic emphasis? OH-mah-don? oh-MAH-don? oh-mah-DON? ;)

sheesh this crew is getting alot of members.... i wonder how many more will join within the next week and a half...

and how did a paco of oreos get into my briefcase.... ah well, free oreos.

hey, do any of you guys know where i could get help for flash. as in people who can animate for me. i know this sounds like i'm imcompetent, but i'm writing a story for a flash, and i can't animate. don't tell me to learn, i can't draw either, and animating isn't my thing. i know this isn't related to this topic, but i'm getting to the voice acting part. i'm going to need voice actors for this flash, and lots of them, cuz it will become a series. it's based on lots of forms of entertainment like video games, anime and mangas.

kagome, sorry i haven't been very talkative lately. it's just my project has sort of hit a snag. mayb you don't even remember me. :) well, anyways, the project's still on, but it's going to take a while.

Bezo: I've always thought Omahdon's name would be pronounced oh-MAH-don. But I too, am not sure.

twilight_venom: Sorry Twilight, I'm not sure you'll be finding any animators willing to help you here. You can try the Flash forum, however I doubt you'll receive any positive response or anyone willing there. Just try making it yourself. Practice makes perfect (sometimes). And hopefully by the end of this week, if you start casting for any roles, I can audition for you. That is, if, I had convinced my mother to give me back my damned laptop and microphone by then. Or at least, my microphone. ;-; Anywho. Good luck with flash 'n stuff.

I figure Omahdon's name sounds like a Transformer's name would. Because that's sort of what it makes me think of. I bet he'd be a Decepticon, too. Or one of those other ones disguised as quality furniture or a toilet. Of course, I think that was after the death of Harry Goz. RIP

Elliaie: Why'd your mother take away your mic? Did she watch the terri vs dynamite thing or something?

By the way, hows the commercial thing coming?

At 4/4/05 08:37 PM, Shalamaseskia wrote: Elliaie: Why'd your mother take away your mic? Did she watch the terri vs dynamite thing or something?

Heh, no. Actually, it was something I said to her, that apparently, made her really pissed off (can't really tell you what I exactly said). *Sigh* Oh well. All I know is, what came out of my mouth was the truth. And so, I suppose she thought she could take away the two things I might miss the most (laptop + microphone). Yup. But it won't last for long. I'll convince her to give 'em both back, one way or another.

By the way, hows the commercial thing coming?

Working on more art as of now, as well as a menu thingy for the movie. ^.^

Another page, another one of these...

Hello and Welcome to the VAC if you are not already familiair with this place.

The following is important for all newcomers of the VAC who wish to join:

NG VAC ROSTER!!11!!!1!!1

All Who Wish To Join The VAC: Click right here.
When joining, remember: NEVER post your profile when joining UNLESS you have a demo of your voice ready! Yes! THAT MEANS YOU! Ignore this requirement when joining and you will be beaten severely with a banana. And it will hurt. A lot.

If you need any additional help, contact me via AIM or E-mail (my contact information is in my profile) or contact -Frogs-. Once again, welcome to the VAC (to all who are new here) and enjoy your stay! <3

To the Talented Flash Animators & Producers: Thank you for choosing the NG VAC for your voice actor/actress source! We all hope that you are able to find voice actors and actresses suitable for any roles that you may have available. Click here.

~[This is the Unofficial first page post of the NG VAC - brought to you by Elliair]~

At 4/4/05 08:47 PM, Elliair wrote: Another page, another one of these...

Hello and Welcome to the VAC if you are not already familiair with this place.

The following is important for all newcomers of the VAC who wish to join:

NG VAC ROSTER!!11!!!1!!1

All Who Wish To Join The VAC: Click right here.
When joining, remember: NEVER post your profile when joining UNLESS you have a demo of your voice ready! Yes! THAT MEANS YOU! Ignore this requirement when joining and you will be beaten severely with a banana. And it will hurt. A lot.

If you need any additional help, contact me via AIM or E-mail (my contact information is in my profile) or contact -Frogs-. Once again, welcome to the VAC (to all who are new here) and enjoy your stay! <3

To the Talented Flash Animators & Producers: Thank you for choosing the NG VAC for your voice actor/actress source! We all hope that you are able to find voice actors and actresses suitable for any roles that you may have available. Click here.

~[This is the Unofficial first page post of the NG VAC - brought to you by Elliair]~

oh my god, that made me laugh so much. anyways, i'll try to practice my animating skills, but as i said before, i suck at animation and it's simply not my thing. now, making stories and writing scripts, that's what i'm good at (i think). i know i'm a n00b, but that doesn't mean i'm less capable than anybody else.

At 4/4/05 02:45 PM, grim_studios wrote: I need to start reading this hourly. I left for a week and there were 30 new pages! You guys just never stop talking! :P

What?!? Voice actors who won't shut up? Never heard of such a thing!!

At 4/4/05 03:49 PM, bongo_banana wrote: TIPS:
practise talking to the voice robots on the phone like that one what tells the time.its funny

Yes. I will do as you command.

At 4/4/05 04:04 PM, vel_jack wrote: Erm could some one tell me wtf is going on with me ?? cos i introduced my self few days back but with no demo and then i got on and alll tht and so and so on but i have know idea wtf is happening with me an VAC could some one explain ??? :S

Well, you should get your special secret decoder ring in the mail any day now...

At 4/4/05 03:28 PM, vashtsakared wrote: There should be a club where people do the animation and drawing for you...

And then...

At 4/4/05 08:02 PM, twilight_venom wrote: hey, do any of you guys know where i could get help for flash. as in people who can animate for me...

Man-O-man. Lazy lazy lazy people. You could try the general flash forum, but seriously... No one is gonna do work for you. Anyone who is good with flash is busy making their own ideas into movies. LEARN/PRACTICE/PUT IN THE EFFORT. This is the only way.

At 4/4/05 08:43 PM, Elliair wrote: it was something I said to her, that apparently, made her really pissed off (can't really tell you what I exactly said). *Sigh* Oh well. All I know is, what came out of my mouth was the truth.

Isn't it funny how the truth always causes more trouble than a carefully crafted web of lies? Kids: this is your moral for the day.

i never go by daily morals, they caused me to get constipated once....

don't ask