I need two good VAs PLEASE :)
Its called "5 stages of mario death"
Type of voice actor: American accent, And I need a voice actor who can sound..normal but sound like a male in his 25s-30s, i need a comical voice actor basically.
I also need someone who can sound like god, with a deep voice (yet comical)
Summary: Mario is strolling through the desert until he is suprised by a sinking sensation O.O
Ok here is the full script.
*Mario somehow wakes up to find out he's stuck in quicksand*
Mario -.....Uh oh
STAGE 1: DENIAL
Mario - Ha, this isn't nothin, I got outta worse crap then this! Besides,
I packed some extra 1-up mushrooms in my overalls..the other ones...I left..
in the fridge............*histerical fake laugh*
STAGE 2: ANGER
Mario - OH..OH MY GOD. HOW THE HELL DID I JUST APPEAR IN QUICKSAND?
WHAT THE F-***! STUPID QUICKSAND, STUPID F-***ING DESERT
WHO JUST APPEARS IN QUICKSAND?!?! F-****!!!!! DUMBASS ANIMATOR, YEAH YOU
I'M LOOKIN AT YOU, YOU CHICKEN S-*BEEP* THANKS ALOT, NOW IM GONNA DIE
BECAUSE OF YOUR SICK, CRUEL MIND! THANKS A -FUCKING LOT!! >.< WHAT THE F-****
STAGE 3: BARGAINING
Mario - God..? are you there? if you give me an extra life on this quicksand
right here, I promise, I won't secretly shit on the princesses hair!
God- Will you shut up and die already so I can collect your soul? I have two hot chicks up here who is "begging for repentence"
if you know what I mean, WINK, WINK!
Mario - NOOO!!! WHY ME?! IM THE HERO of Mushroom kingdom, Why couldn't it have been Luigi, or a Koopa? Is this the pay I get for
Mushroom Kingdom? WHY FATE WHY?
-Koopa- Cry more n00b *Koopa pisses on Mario's head*
Mario - WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU BI-*scene ends*
STAGE 5: Acceptance
I accept my fate, I don't need to worry about mushroom kingdom, Luigi will take my place!
Heaven has all the mushrooms I can eat, and I don't need to worry about that bitch of a princess no more.
I can't wait, take me NOW!!!
Mario - I hit the bottom..?
*Koopa and his friends star pissin on his head*
Thanks Luigi for helping me out of this! I can't thanky ou enough!! Ok so yeah...star tthe car and lets get outta here.
*ZOOMS OUT* To find the car is sinkin in quicksand.
Mario- *very long and loud yell of the F word*