Lucky Charms 3 is going to be the first official Lucky Charms movie (all of which spoof Lord of the Rings and Pop Culture) which will feature characters voiced by anyone other than me. Although I retain the voice acting for Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Gollum, Treebeard, and a few other small parts; many of the other characters are available. And so, without further adieu... THE LIST!
I need actors able to produce the following characters..
Lucky Charms 3...
Gandalf Lines...
- Screw it. Throw him on the beacon and light it.
- Peregrin Took! Sing him a song, we want to stay on his good side.
- Aragorn! Are you stoned again?
Pirates (Both) Lines...
- Are you going to stop us?
- What a tool!
- ARR! YArr!! I like treasure.
Gimli Lines
- Aragorn. Say just because!
- You are an idiot
Legolas Lines
- Aragorn, don't you mean you'll do it with the help of THE ARMY?
(Sorry for there being only one, the other lines are for a specific joke)
Denethor Lines
- Can you sing master hobbit?
- Now why should your songs by unfit for my evil ti- I mean... my... uh... halls?
- Well then, I guess I'll just have to sing one
Merry Lines
- Treebeard, how old is the forest?
- Ah, I see. How much farther do we have to go?
- Oh. What are we going to do when we get there?
Witch King
- Well.. Erm.. Just.. Give me the ring.. PLEASE?
- Shut up! Stop stalling. Just give me the ring and I'll leave you alone.
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The last order of business today is for yet another movie project..
The Adventures of Punchy The Pirate...
The Following Lines Are Not From The Official Script
Choppy The Chef Lines (Think French Accent or Lumpy the Cook from King Kong)...
- Punchy the Pirate was a good man... as of three days ago. Before that he could go suck a c- (gets cut off)
- Want some more fried rat droppings? They're honey-glazed...
Satan Lines (Silly evil voice. Ei: The Count from Sesame Street)...
- I will tell you where the trans-dimensional treasure is if you sell me your soul. And a bag of two-bite brownies. I just love those things.
- No you fool! Don't press the button that opens the rift into the third dimension! Nooo!!!!
Oscar The Cabin Boy Lines... (Worried and anxious teen)
- How about two bags of brownies instead?
- Sure. I'd love to come on another one of your adventures. The last one was sooo completely safe and fun. I totally didn't almost lose an ear. I never came close to getting eaten by natives of that godforsaken isla- what? You'll pay me double? Off we go men!
This new series consists of episodes starring Punchy The Pirate - voiced by me - and several other original characters. Although a final script has not yet been worked out, and therefore and official character list is not made-up, I will be merely requesting samples of anyone interested.
The first episode (as it stands) is titled Satan and the Transdimensional Treasure. If you are interested in a role in this production, or would like more information, contact me with the info below...
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CONTACT:
Email - disadvantage@gmail.com
- cronicshroomwizard@gmail.com
MSN - disadvantage@gmail.com
AIM - disadvantagemg
Thank you all for your support, patience, and artistic skill;
Keegan Flick-Parker
aka Slinker
http://PiratePunch.tk