Im looking for someone who's dumb enough(no offence) to sing this, so i can have it and be a proud (kinda) songwriter'ish guy
I rewrote (in other words made a parody) of Singer Pink's If God is a DJ. If you want to see the difference, then google the lyrics......
HERE IT ISVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
If God Is a Con man
I've been the boy with his pants pulled down
Been the pervert never running without unopened flies
Now I see the world as a giant whore.
With a cigarette smile, doing things you can't ignore
Later I'll pay you
Let prudes rate you
Mommy I need you
Sure, I’ll "f*** you"
''I can see everything here with my 'third eye''
Like the neon in the sky
[CHORUS:]
If God is a Con man
Life is the Victim
We are the money.
And Faith is what hit 'em.
If God is a Con man
Life is the Victim
We are the money.
And Faith is what hit 'em.
[Verse 2:]
I've been the boy- who starts most affairs
How may guys, 20?: I don't care
''So open your mouth and stick out your tongue''
I might as well drop trou, you can't take back what you've begun
So find a new lifestyle
A new reason to live
Look for whores
Under the street lights
Sequins and sex dreams
I whisper to her
There's no reason to cry
[CHORUS:]
If God is a Con man
Life is the Victim
We are the money.
And Faith is what hit 'em.
If God is a Con man
Life is the Victim
We are the money.
And Faith is what hit 'em.
[BRIDGE:]
You take what you get and you love what you get
I say don't run from me, girl, 'that's no way to live'
I've got a sucker in my bag you should give it a lick
put your hands in the air so that I can begin
If God Is a Con man... If God
If God is a Con man (life is the Victim)
And you got your ass shot
[CHORUS (2X):]
If God is a Con man
Life is the Victim
We are the money.
And Faith is what hit 'em.
If God is a Con man
Life is the Victim
We are the money.
And Faith is what hit 'em.