Political Achievement Awards 2004

[JoS]

Hello all,

2004 has been an interesting year for us here in the Politics Forum. We saw to very different results form last years winners, FUNK and BCC, one became a mod, the other one left. The Regs Lounge grew to be the largest active thread outside of the CC (I think only the ASM is beating us currently). The PC closed down, the DAG grew. We have more regs than ever and a larger diversity (views, sexuality (gender or preferance), race, culture). We had 398 threads made about Bush, and 397 threads about Bush locked. We had several n00b traps (masturbation, breast implants etc).

I know this is a little early but since General has already started up with this (thanks to Dobio) we might as well start up now. This year lets just keep it to the stuff related to NG, not real politicians (since we didnt really care last year). The catergories are

Best Reg

Worst Reg

Biggest Spammer

Biggest Attention Whore

Best n00b trap

Lets keep in mind this is for all of 2004, not just the last 3 weeks. Post your nominations (same rules as last year year, no self nomination or when we go to voting, no voting for yourself JMHX).

[CountPoopoo]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

Red_Skunkiepoo

Worst Reg

Sweenie

Biggest Spammer

Uhhh....

Biggest Attention Whore

Me

Best n00b trap

?

[JoS]

Oh and I forgot to add in how Bakshi almost got away with posting I am a god dam christmas tree 32 times in 32 threads, consequetively, untill another user made a topic abotu it and they both got banned. With that said.

Best Reg
FUNKbrs

Worst Reg
Jimsween

Spammer
Bakshi (because of the fucking christmas tree thing)

Attention Whore
BCC for when he got banned for spamming then made an alt account to say he wasnt coming back ever, only to come back afew eeks later and then disappear again, and then appear and disappear.

Best n00b trap
Illegalize masturbation

[FatherVenom]

I'm assuming we're just doing regular type regs.

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

Hmm, what to base this on?
Who am I kidding?
FUNKbrs

Worst Reg

silencedintruder
Yeah I know he was only here for a few months, but I don't think anybody liked him.
Frylock coming in at a close second.

Biggest Spammer

Gotta be red_skunk.

Biggest Attention Whore

Quanze13
or Fiend_Lore

Best n00b trap

Illegalize masturbation is really the only one that took off. I know there were other's but it's so classic.

[JudgeDredd]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Hello all,

2004 has been an interesting year for us here in the Politics Forum. We saw to very different results form last years winners, FUNK and BCC, one became a mod, the other one left. The Regs Lounge grew to be the largest active thread outside of the CC (I think only the ASM is beating us currently). The PC closed down, the DAG grew. We have more regs than ever and a larger diversity (views, sexuality (gender or preferance), race, culture).

Great summary!

well, the Dag grew, but slowly does it... (most ppl still unsure how to adjust their brightness/contrast ;)

Best Reg

*missed punk_disease* (but made up for by...)

RED_SKVNK

Worst Reg

FUNKBRS (fascist dictator and hero to all :)

Biggest Spammer

BCC (r.i.p?)

Biggest Attention Whore

Teh Shrike (key to Funk's modship, and the alltime infamous "The Shrike - Exposed" topic {.}_(.)

Best n00b trap

BakShi.US arcade ***w00t*** ^_^

Best Political Sig

Red_Skvnk (portrait of a gas mask)

Best Evicted n00b

antiklaus !!!

Hardest Working Voluntee?

MEEEE!!? ;O)_*

[JudgeDredd]

Biggest Attention Whore (cont.)

Teh Shrike... oh yeah, and not missing a single chance to tell everyone "I MAED TEH 1ST DAG SIG!!"!11"

Best Political Mod

FUNKbrs

[TheShrike]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

RedSkvnk

Worst Reg

RedSkvnk

Biggest Spammer

>.>
<.<
>.>
I refuse to take part in this area of the contest.

Biggest Attention Whore

Gooie

Best n00b trap

Illegalize Masturbation

[TheShrike]

Also:

Most Asinine:
I7-I2-E-I7-I7

Coolest Web Site:
Bakshi

Friendliest:
Maus

Now that that is out of the way....

I MAED TEH 1ST DAG SIG!!"!11

[JoS]

And if anyone wants to add a special moment fromt he politics forum feel free, like frylock stealing gooies name. hehe, that was interesting.

Best Sig Maker
ME (I dont care if your bouncing tits won Shrike)

[TheShrike]

Nah, I'd say it's a three-way tie between you, skvnk and I.

[EnragedSephiroth]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:

Best Reg

Maus

Worst Reg

Gooie (for bashing on me when I first arrived at the lounge) >:P I still <3 ya bro.

Biggest Spammer

Damien3003 (too many consecutive posts)

Biggest Attention Whore

Erm... *reads rules "no self nominationf"* er... BeFell (with his damn bear suits)

Best n00b trap

The Illegalize Masturbation thread.

[D2Kvirus]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:
Best Reg

BCC

Worst Reg

Shouldn't this be a top three? Tough choice between Jimsween, 70TA and Damian3003. I'll go with Damian, since Sween'll win it anyway.

Biggest Spammer

70TA

Biggest Attention Whore

Shrike, all you need to do is type his name into the topics at the bottom to see why...

Best n00b trap

Anything containing the word "Bush."

[aviewaskewed]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

That's tough...many many good ones...hmm, think I'll say Shrike since I think he sets a good example for people here

Worst Reg

Sween

Biggest Spammer

hmmm, tough, because in my opinion, the type of people I'd nominate for this topic basically disappeared or were perma-banned after about a week. Maybe EGA, but we still love him even if he is crazy.

Biggest Attention Whore

Gooie

Best n00b trap

Illegalize Masturbation

[Empanado]

Best Reg

Hmmm... tough, but I'll go for teh red_skunkz0rz

Worst Reg

70TA, All the way up!

Biggest Spammer

EGAs, most likely.

Biggest Attention Whore

Hmmm... I'm drawing a blank in here. Probably myself, for posting in here, not being much of a die-hard regular.

Best n00b trap

I remember some good ones, however, either they got deleted or I forgot the names. I'll stick with "Illegalize Masturbation", in the lack of ideas.

[ReiperX]

Best Reg

Red_Skvnk

Worst Reg

Rooster

Biggest Spammer

Biggest Attention Whore

Best n00b trap

Illegalize Masterbation

[Maus]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

FatherVenom.

Worst Reg

Is silencedintruder considered a Reg? If so, he gets my vote.

Biggest Spammer

redskunk

Biggest Attention Whore

Gooie <3

Best n00b trap

Jesus as a Gay Man. Holy crap, that was hilarious. The Pentagon Hoax thread was a good one, too.

[BAWLS]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

skvnk

Worst Reg

Jimsween

Biggest Spammer

Quanze13

Biggest Attention Whore

BeFell

Best n00b trap

The "bush rocks" thread.

[GooieGreen]

Best Reg

Burning Liberal (he asked me, but I wanted to vote him this anyway.)

Worst Reg

Avie, 70TA (aka Dr.Feelgood), and Gooie (the fryl0ck version, not the -Gooie- 2.0)

Hmm, but Avie is just a dick to me… I’m going with 70TA

What ever happened to that fat kid that flamed Skunk all the time?

Biggest Spammer

Red_Skunk.

Sorry man, but you were the one with the “11,000 posts or bust” plan.

Biggest Attention Whore

-Gooie- (I don't even care that I've been one lately, I just want to win something for once).

biggest n00b trap

The Regular Lounge

Come on, be honest...

Best Gay duo

Spanishfli and BeFell

Best Lesbian duo

Maus and -Gooie-

[Wraith]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

I'm going with Funk on this one. </suckinguptoauthority>

Actually, Maus. Maus rocks. For God's sakes, I named my cat after you. Not to mention the irony in naming a cat "Mouse"...

Worst Reg

Bleh, I dunno. Sween maybe?

Biggest Spammer

Why do we even need to vote for this category? Skunk will always win this award.

Biggest Attention Whore

Gooie. Come on.
(No offense)

Best n00b trap

Either the Lounge or the Official Bush topic. Just wasn't feeling it with illegalize masturbation, guys.

[Jimsween]

I vote for burning liberal because hes hawt.

[Wraith]

At 12/15/04 12:16 AM, -Wraith- wrote: (No offense)

Scratch that. I don't give a fuck.

[Empanado]

Remember that you're free to add other categories just for kicks. Like, for example, I don't know, Best chilean Reg. (Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge)

[GooieGreen]

At 12/15/04 12:22 AM, -Wraith- wrote: Scratch that. I don't give a fuck.

Neither do I ^_^

[IllustriousPotentate]

At 12/13/04 11:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Best Reg

Funk

Worst Reg

antiklaus/robgonzales/whoevertheheckthatwas

Biggest Spammer

Spookshow. Cool guy, but 1,000 posts in a month? Whew.

Biggest Attention Whore

*steals votes away from Gooie*
Ralph Nader.

Best n00b trap

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=125599

[Wraith]

At 12/15/04 12:23 AM, Empanado wrote: Remember that you're free to add other categories just for kicks. Like, for example, I don't know, Best chilean Reg. (Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge)

Yea, you're right...

Now who's the best Chilean reg...? *Looks at Empanado's profile*

*Thinks harder*

Oh well, no Chilean regs to speak of. Now...

Most over-looked Reg
Aviewaskewed

Hawtest Reg
LadyGrace

Cutest Couple
spanishfli and Befell
(Come on, don't tell me you didn't see that coming...)

Most Regular Reg
FatherVenom

Okay, now I'm just pulling shit out of my ass.

At 12/15/04 12:28 AM, -Gooie- wrote: Neither do I ^_^

Cool beans. Can we have a "Teen Reg" section too?

[theburningliberal]

At 12/15/04 12:20 AM, Jimsween wrote: I vote for burning liberal because hes hawt.

Oh yes. I am, aren't I?

*looks in mirror. Mirror breaks*

Well. FUCK!!!

[JoS]

At 12/15/04 12:20 AM, Jimsween wrote: I vote for burning liberal because hes hawt.

Vote him for what? Best reg, worst reg?

Oh and remember, BCC use to be our spam whore (its seems skvnk is the next one).

[Maus]

What is BCC's full SN? I wanna look up these posts of his.

[BeFell]

At 12/15/04 03:07 AM, Maus wrote: What is BCC's full SN? I wanna look up these posts of his.

*crazy brits*

bumcheekcity

[aviewaskewed]

At 12/15/04 12:07 AM, -Gooie- wrote: Hmm, but Avie is just a dick to me… I’m going with 70TA

Tell you what, put a bunch of names in a hat, I'll pick one out, and go be a dick to them for awhile. We'll call it "Secret asshole" or some such.