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At 12/13/04 07:13 PM, ACDC492 wrote: No, I already planned to take over hell. I'm gonna bitch slap satan and ask him who is daddy is.

It should work, all his self-confidence doesn't really exist, it is his facade to hide behind his neurosis!

Oh please. If you had to spend eternity in giant furnace over doing some shit like that, you'd be eating all kinds of crap. Though that would make him rather evil.

thats true......

Wow... FYI I'm reading Oedipus Rex for a school paper..... I'd say no. Although in the play the chick that played his mom was super hot so now I'm conflicted... And I got no problem with baby eating... BABY! THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT!

At 12/13/04 05:57 PM, Frontrow wrote: What would you do if God came down and said the only people who can get into heaven are the people who impregnate their mother and eat the baby? Would you do it? I would.

God would never do that. That is discusting to even think.

what if he told you to eat fetus and drink it down with sperm would you do that?

At 12/13/04 05:57 PM, Frontrow wrote: What would you do if God came down and said the only people who can get into heaven are the people who impregnate their mother and eat the baby? Would you do it? I would.

I'd fuck my mom, then when the baby rolled around, I'd snatch the baby from the doctor and fuck it, then I'd jam the baby halfway back in mom's vagina, then fuck the baby while it was in the vagina.

That should score me some brownie points.

At 12/13/04 08:55 PM, Stamper wrote: That should score me some brownie points.

And if not, it'll be a larf.

If god came down, I am SURE he wouldn't make us do something like that. He would just smite the the living SHIT out of the whole goddamn human race. I've read the bible and as far as I can tell we have broken very rule he ever gave us. Extra marital affairs are common, stealing and murder are done with as much moral debating as flipping on a light switch, kids are abusive to there parents, gay marriage is legal and widely accepted. (This is why Soddam got blown to hell, hence the soddomy thing...that's the origin of the word.)

Yeah, if god came he would be happy. He'd be VENGEFUL!

At 12/13/04 05:58 PM, Wadezilla wrote: Assuming their was a god, yes.

i don't have words to reply to this atrocity

At 12/13/04 10:12 PM, shadowhunterx wrote:
Yeah, if god came he would be happy. He'd be VENGEFUL!

sorry, i meant to say he WOULDN'T be happy.....

God would never do that. That is discusting to even think.

^hes so right you sick bastards^ If that happened it would be Satin pulling off his old taking the form of something else to trick us so no.

LOL "Baby- the other other other white meat" whoever said that you one funny motha!

I'd swear off NyQuil, if that happened.

dudes, right after ya'll finished wit' the baby, god'll come down and fail ya'll. this would obviously be a test of somesort.

of course i would because if he says it is right and i will be led into divine hapiness then its totally worth it. all it means is that society should have accepted such a practice.

At 12/13/04 05:57 PM, Frontrow wrote: What would you do if God came down and said the only people who can get into heaven are the people who impregnate their mother and eat the baby? Would you do it? I would.

Well, from reading your sig and your post, I say that this thread should not be taken seriously. Good day sir.

At 12/13/04 05:58 PM, Cyberchotic wrote:

At 12/13/04 05:57 PM, Frontrow wrote: What would you do if God came down and said the only people who can get into heaven are the people who impregnate their mother and eat the baby? Would you do it? I would.

Depends what flavour the baby is.

you sick....sick man