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I've had serious work done to my teeth. Real painful I've had most everything short of surgery (if surgery doesn't count tooth pulling) When I was in 3rd grade I think my friend hit my hane with a minipitchfork (accident). COULD NOT STOP THE BLEEDING!

I still have the scar today. These are probably my most painfun ones. I'll tell about some more if I can think of them.

Lets see. Once I got a dried pepper (not a wimpy one either.) seed stuck under my eyelid.

At 12/14/04 01:14 AM, Shadow40000 wrote: Lets see. Once I got a dried pepper (not a wimpy one either.) seed stuck under my eyelid.

LOLOLOLOL, dude you just made me fall out of my chair! That must have suhked =*(

This happened a few weeks ago.

Muscle Spasms in my neck. It hurt like hell. I couldn't move my neck, and for 5 days I was in a neck brace. It's like a really bad cramp that one go away, and it hurts even worse.

Waking up during surgery..Always a good time to wake up and see a bunch of bright ass lights shining in your face then feeling a hot stinging pain run through your body...Now that's fun.

pushing hard when you have a shit........

i had bruised kidneys once, it happened when a buddy of mine (who plays rugby, oh christ) gave me a full force kick into the lower back while I sat on the ground. everytime I think about it i piss myself laughing, because it was funny, I was sitting there and my friend asked if his little cousin could kick me in the back (an ongoing thing about the cousin being so tough, we were just humoring th kid) but my buddy kicked me instead,

i couldnt move my waist for a good 2 or 3 weeks, walking, turning, bending, sitting, standing, sleeping, ALL outa the question, that was a crappy pain.

or anything bad that happens to your balls, thats always painfull

I had the end of a seesaw land on me when i was 4. There was a nail in the end of it, only the very end thankfully, and i have a scar above my eye now. Thats prolly the worst pain, but i have sustained about 4 injuries to the head over the years but thats the worst. Second worse is falling down terracotta stairs head first, 10 stitches back of my head :P

At 12/13/04 05:27 PM, TwEaK2005 wrote: I think the worst pain ive ever endured is me and my brother got into a fist fight then he picked up a fire extinguisher and hit me in the head with i had to get 22 stitches

ah brotherly fist fights, I have had many of those, last time was about a year ago and I was actually winning for the first time! (my brothers 3 years older than me) so in a desperate attempt to win he grabs a brick and smashes it into my chest...brotherly love. We have also had a few knife fights (we were throwing them at each other but luckily neither of us were hit) somehow tho recently we have become friends.

i (when i was five) tyied a rubberband around my right finder and it almost came off, my mom went crazy when i showed her my cool purpul finger.

When I stepped on a stone fish was the very worst pain i ever felt. Wow I wish someone was there to have carried me home

probably when i was like 14 or 15 i was in school, and we were playing soccer, i jumped to dispute the ball but when i landed, i landed on my hands( like if you were to sit down on the floor, placing your hands behind you,with your fingers aiming south of you) i crushed nearly every bone in my hands and fingers.( well thats what it felt that)
or when a doberman attacked me, biting me in the back of the neck leaving be unconcious and bleeding.
when i hit my nose, i was walking down the hallway talking to a friend in school, i had my head turned looking at him, and just when i decide to look straight, i hit my face with a column of cement :(
breaking a window with my fist and having to wait in the hospital for 2 hours and a half to get medical attention, results? 6 scars,biggest one in my index.
when i fell into a open sewer when i was little, i grabbed the ladders with so much luck, that only my head was sticking out the floating shit. my dad and other members of my family made a human chain, to pull me out...it was scary cuz if my instincs didnt help me get a hold of the ladder, i would have gotten sucked in with all the shit.
uhmmm there are many more im sure, but oh well....i think those will do.

Wow i r teh best no one has endured pain even close to mine.

(read back on page 3 or 2 for my pain story)

At 12/13/04 09:02 PM, -Anti- wrote: amatuers. Pfft.
I have been struck by lightning

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ok, if its true, you win :) what do you feel thou? at least for a split second do you feel something or no?

Definetly this

dont you just hate it when that happens

one time I tried pulling a nollie heel-flip on a dare and managed to shove my knee-cap 2 inches higher than it's supposed to go... that... fucking... hurt >_<

At 12/14/04 08:55 PM, kittens_r_gnarly wrote: Definetly this

dont you just hate it when that happens

whoa dude... that's fucked up.