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actually they just snip it they dont take them off. but it still feels like all your enemys took turns kicking you in the balls

hmmmm... seeing my mom naked lol its the WORST

My sister kicked a bee hive, and they all attacked me >: (

I got bit everywhere... oh, the pain! :'(

well i was just going along with the topic of the worst pain I'VE indured. i'm not saying there's nothing worse out there but for me it was the worse

I egged a house with my friends and we split up. I headed to the rendezvous point (back yard of friends house) via jumping approximately two fences. I'de never jumped those fences before, but it was just planned out. So I jumped the first one with relative ease, not knowing that there was a shorter fence pointing away at a 90 degree angle. So it's dark and I can't see it, so I attempt to land on one hand, after landing on both feet. Then BAMM, my face hits the lower fence, my mouth is bleeding like crazy, and my friends think I was caught and beaten. I then go to the emergency room where the bastard nurse stitches me with FAT yarn-like stitches. Suprisingly, you can't even see the scar unless you're looking at me from two inches away; it healed up nicely.

At 12/13/04 07:15 PM, NachoZS wrote: My sister kicked a bee hive, and they all attacked me >: (

I got bit everywhere... oh, the pain! :'(

LMAO I wish i was there to see that. I don't know the pain though, i've never been stung by a bee. I think i'm allergic though, cause my dad is ;(

gallstones. Ive been told its about the closest thing you could come to going into labor without going into labor. I had consistant shots of demeral every 6 hours for 3 days cause of those fuggers!

My dad had kidney stones, can't imagine the pain of a rock going through you pen0r while you pee.

Damn donttouchme that musta hurt... nice stick pic to help explain the story.

At 12/13/04 07:22 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote: Damn donttouchme that musta hurt...

It hurt the most during impact and the two minutes after. When I actually got to sit down and put ice on it, it didn't even hurt that much. But man, did it BLEED.

nice stick pic to help explain the story.

Thank you : )

ive had many, but heres one.
i fell 30 feet {or so} down a spruce tree. and because there was picnic table full of empty beer bottles under it, i decided to grab a branch on the way down. it blew my shoulder outta joint and busted all the blood vessels down the right side of my upper body. i was living in the counrty at the time so there was no hospitals near us, i had to ram my shoulder into the trunk of the tree to get my arm back in place it took me three goes at it before it worked. then we{i was with a friend} had to walk back home witch was about an hours walk. to this day i have red skin from my shoulder to my navel on one side of my body where the blood vessels broke, and as a neat bonus i can now dislocate my shoulder whenever i want. NEATO!

maybe flipping off my motorbike when i landed front wheel first on a little hill off a bump that generally wasnt a jump on that track but i pulled it out an it was real tight between me and my mate and i got up in the air and landed front wheel first on a hill sloping down towards me. flipped over the handle bars and landed straight on my head, also caught my arm and leg on the bars on tha way over, couldnt walk straight for ages but went for one more lap, crunched my spine and neck which was the start of my long and painful relationship with my chiropracter.

once I was driven accross the lake on a tube but my body fell off and i was dragged across the lake, I thought nothing of it. an hour or so later I started to feel wierd, i got to the camp and I figured i had to go to the washroom. I just kept walking arround hopping the slowly rising pain would stop. finally i told my mom I had to go home. the road on the way back was bumpy and it hurt a lot. I got home and took 2 extra strength pain relievers, when to bed, could not for the life of me lay down without having trouble breathing, and the sharp pain kept coming until the drugs kicked in. then i layed down fell asleep. I had to go back to camp cuz I going to watch the fireworks. And I'm tuff I can handle a little pain. I got to camp I'm tired but I think I'm fine, I go down to the lake and watch the fireworks a friend cracks a joke, and i laughed. A very sharp pain commenced in my abdomminal and chest region. but I still wasn't going to give up. I watched the fireworks and laughed in pain over and over again. went home took 3 pain relievers and thats my day of tourcherous pain

when i had a needle inside my foot for a week and it eventually started tearing nerves while i was in a basketball game, i collapsed in agony and had to be taken to the emergency room, i didnt know there was a needle even in my foot till i got my x-rays, they had to numb my foot and cut it open then find the needle THEN take it out, whole thing lasted 5 hours. that shit hurt, also when i blew both arms out of socket while moshing to a "bury your dead" show on saturday night, had to get em popped back in by the drummer for the band "scars of tomorrow". crazy night.

Deffinetly getting kicked in the balls. Other bad shit has happened but well that stood out because I only got one nut left... : (

Being alive is the worst pain to endure...

i was skating on ice playin'..suddently i felt on the ground and a little moronic 8 year old girl accidently slashed her feet skate blade across my forearm, damaging my muscles that extends fingers and the thumb.

god, i bleeded for few minutes that seemt hours..that hurtd so much, i dont think i will have such a pain ever again

i´d have to say: when my ear expansion got a little out of hand (25mm/1inch) my earlobe was splitted in half...

second worse: getting a tattoo on my calf and in the hollow of the knee (don´t try it it HURTS)

third: breaking my wrist from falling from a 2nd floor balcony.

fourth: breking my ancle after performing a stage fight jump from th e2nd floor (not the same as my wrist)

I dont know what could hurt more that this:
OK, so im seven years old and being babysat by a family friend. He walked in the other room to get a snack and i became borde. So i let their dog out of its cage and began to pet it. Not knowing any better, i pulled its tail when it tried to walk away, and it turned around and bit me in the face. It tore a portion of my face off the size of and orange, and wouldnt let go of my face. The man responsible for baby sitting me ran in the room (hearing my screams of agony) and kicked the dog until it let go. I passed out for a while and the next thing i can remember im i was being take to a hospital and rushed into the E.R for surgery. I was strapped down on a cold metal table by a a bunch of velcro straps and a big blue cushion from my chest to my toes, so i couldnt move during the surgery on my face. My eye was barely in place and i lost blood to the point were everyone around me thought i was going to die. Not to mention the fact that i was seven years old, confused, and scared out of my mind. I had 72 stitches covering from right beside my eye to the middle of my fore-head. After the surgery was over after god only knows how long, they unstrapped me and my dad picked me up to comfort me. I threw up all over him. Thats pretty much it, and i dont think anything ill ever endure will be more terrifying or painful then that.

not to forget the time i was bitten by a german sheperd...
t gave me bites on my left arm my shoulder and both sides of my upper body... worst of all was the hole in the crotch of my jeans... (close call)

biking and then i slip off the back and my bike hits the curb so momentum crushes my balls

food poisoning. dry heaving. fuckin horrible then i started hallucinating i love run-on sentences

my worst pain was endover on a mounatin bike trail just to slide down a small rivene and have the bike land on top of me
or the concussion that my neighor gave me by bashing my head into a mail box several times and after i sat down she kicked me in the balls she is a bitch

At 12/13/04 02:55 PM, uniquecliche wrote: I'd say throwing up while having a migraine. That's good stuff.

amatuers. Pfft.
I have been struck by lightning

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amatuers. Pfft.
I have been struck by lightning

dude thats hardcore i think that the wosre pain goes award goes to you but the worse luck goes to chefscrewup

hockey slap shot that went straight to my ballz

At 12/13/04 03:07 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: I fell arse first onto a 10ft barge pole once...........by accident of course >.> <.< >.>

Screw you! You made me spray coke everywhere, you bastard!

umm do you take therapy? You should. No OFFENSE DON"T KILLL ME!