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Ok, I am quite happy right now. Today was my aunts birthday, my whole family was there and we were having fun. Traditionally in my family, when a man is oficially 14, the first time he is together with the WHOLE family, he plays in the basketball tournament. So this is the first year i got to play with my dad, uncles, brother, cousins, just everybody! (every guy).
Anyway, i was the first to be eliminated since my family fucking owns at basketball, so i went inside and all the women were there chatting, i sat down near my aunt and was loving her Double D's.
i went to the basement 10 minutes later to take a piss, when i went out, my aunt was right in front of me, she sat me down on the coach and asked how i was doing in school. blah blah blah. eventually i asked her a question, i asked where uncle manny was (her husband). she said he was out getting smokes. the conversation continued for 10 minutes until she ased "soooo have any girlfriends?"...i responded with a no. The DD's eventually got to me and Bam.....Out comes mr. erection... she started laughing hsterically, she said "your a decent size for 14", i said well "if u want, you can feel it". she laughed once more. and suddenly, she started going at it on my dick, it was very nice to be not doing it for myself, anyway, she got me off in about 8 minutes, and i liked the pleasure, and the fact i hate my uncle manny (even though the asshole ended up winning the basketball tournament.)
I love you.
Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after she gave your dad a blowjob? Well, you do now.
I love you.
I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE
At 12/8/04 05:51 PM, cheesebizkit25 wrote: that might be cool if it was true
actually i take that back. even if it was true, it still wouldnt be cool.
At 12/8/04 05:59 PM, bluegreen7hi wrote: You are one sick fuck.
What if she was family by marrage, not blood?
At 12/8/04 05:59 PM, Fifteenbellyrolls wrote:At 12/8/04 05:57 PM, -Darkness- wrote: hahaha nw its gonna be ackward everytime usee her.Or erotic.
At 12/8/04 06:01 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: And then you woke up and changed your sheets.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
A. If you are gona make up some retarded sex story don't put family members in it.
B. If that really happened... Kill yourself... You know you have to...
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me