Communism with Smurfs?

[Allaire]

Alright. This isnt a big joke, this actually makes sense. In school I was reading this article about how a man explained how the smurfs were communists. Alright take the smurfs, they all live in a village, Papa Smurf is the leader, he wears red..the rest of the smurfs wear the SAME EXACT THING. They all eat the same food which is distrubuted equally. Then there are smurfs that each have a job. Painter, Fixer, Brainy.. they all do their job and nobody else ever does it for them. They are all treated equally no matter what they do. Its not like there is a "salesmen smurf" who sells things to "consumer smurfs". Then an even bigger clue, is that their arch enemy "Gargamel" always was after them, why?, becuase he wanted to turn them into gold for his own profit. Gargamel is a capitalist. He just wants to get the smurfs and make gold for his own good, and nothing will stop him. You see it all makes sense know doesnt it?

Oh by the way, I posted this in politics by accident. It was meant for the general board.

[Cactaur-Jack]

what struck me as odd is that there is only one girl smurf

That can only mean one thing...

GANG BANG!

[Allaire]

It makes sense right?

[Oro]

Whats wrong with communism?

[Allaire]

At 12/2/04 11:16 PM, Orodreth wrote: Whats wrong with communism?

well nothing, if it works out how it is supposed to. But it never does, it doesnt sit well with human nature. Capitalism is the more natural way of life, therefor it is better in my opinion of course.

[Isoude]

Wow, now it all makes sense. Cartoons ARE poisoning the minds of kids. And there's the proof!

(lolz)

[Maus]

At 12/2/04 11:09 PM, Cactaur_Jack wrote: what struck me as odd is that there is only one girl smurf

Smurfette was a creation by Gargamel to infiltrate the village. She was later changed into a real Smurf.

All original Smurfs were male.

[Fiberloft]

im all about smurfs ... but not so much with the commies

[poxpower]

At 12/2/04 11:34 PM, Maus wrote:

At 12/2/04 11:09 PM, Cactaur_Jack wrote: what struck me as odd is that there is only one girl smurf

Smurfette was a creation by Gargamel to infiltrate the village. She was later changed into a real Smurf.

All original Smurfs were male.

hmmmmm
clones eh....

SNURF ARE COMMUNIST ALIENS FROM THE FUTURE. They use highly-advenced cloaking technology so no bears ever trample their retarded mushroomville, they are blue and have no penis... wear strange alien hats to hide their antennas.... every member of their "crew" is a specialist. They were prepared for everything, since they even brough a frickin poet. Wankers.
probably have some large Ark-like ship burrowed under their village, just waiting to take over the human world....

[Allaire]

Smufs are crazy communists!!

[AapoJoki]

At 12/3/04 07:07 AM, Allaire wrote: Smufs are crazy communists!!

Bumped for great justice?

[DanPanic]

At 12/3/04 07:07 AM, Allaire wrote: Smufs are crazy communists!!

You say that like its a bad thing...