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Greetings fellow worshipers. I have come to you with a message. The message is this, Bedn is the almighty and therefor must be worshipped! He came to me in a dream while I was smacked out of my head so we know it was real. Here are some basics on Bednism.
1. Bedn totally kicks ass and those who defy his asskickingness shall be smitten.
2. All of Bedn's followers are Bednites, there is no lower class!
3. All are welcome, except hippies, nerds, and fat chicks.
4. You better like pie.
5. Worship Bedn as if he was going to teach you how to do his ghetto thumbs up.
6. We are accepting religious picks at this time. They all must involve the all mighty Bedn.
Join up now and become a Bednite!

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voet five :]

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This sounds like a rip off of DirtySykoism! >:(

I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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and you have to steal teh candy ALL the time

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Bedn died f0r j00r sins :[

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Bedn is not important enough to have his own religion.

Neither am I.

God fucking damn it...
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souldint this be in clubs and crews?

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It ar religion >:[

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At 11/27/04 06:22 PM, -Avatar- wrote: souldint this be in clubs and crews?

This isn't some pussy club or crew! This is the real deal! That is why I am putting this message out for everyone to see! Bednism goes beyond newgrounds! It goes beyond everything!

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i will only join if we can sacrafice fat chicks

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At 11/27/04 06:24 PM, thedemonservant wrote: i will only join if we can sacrafice fat chicks

Bad news. Bedn doesn't want fat chicks. He hates them as much as we do. However he told me personally that he is totally cool with us mass murdering them.

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At 11/27/04 06:19 PM, DrunkenNinjer wrote: voet five :]

What a funny little nooblet.

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At 11/27/04 06:21 PM, DrunkenNinjer wrote: Bedn died f0r j00r sins :[

Its true. Bedn is the reincarnation of the messiah and suffered so us! THE PEOPLE! could live in peace. Praise Bedn for he shall heal all of their n00bish ness and teach them all about how to become teh 1337 hax0rz.

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At 11/27/04 06:18 PM, DasChimp wrote: 5. Worship Bedn AS IF he was going to teach you how to do his ghetto thumbs up.

You mean he wont?
Damn him, he taught tahnok.... >:( But he'll never teach me.

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At 11/27/04 06:26 PM, DasChimp wrote:
At 11/27/04 06:24 PM, thedemonservant wrote: i will only join if we can sacrafice fat chicks
Bad news. Bedn doesn't want fat chicks. He hates them as much as we do. However he told me personally that he is totally cool with us mass murdering them.

hot damn its good enough for me !!!!!!

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"Behold said the lord, for I am Bend. My arch angel Wade, thou shall spread my message of love and radness." Bedn Chronicles 12:43

FUCK

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At 11/27/04 06:28 PM, BananaBread_Muffin wrote:
At 11/27/04 06:18 PM, DasChimp wrote: 5. Worship Bedn AS IF he was going to teach you how to do his ghetto thumbs up.
You mean he wont?
Damn him, he taught tahnok.... >:( But he'll never teach me.

Stay loyal to the cause and the almighty Bedn will choose you to learn when the time is right.

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Bedn needs some disciples.............I vilunteer myself to be his first disciple.....anyone else want to be his disciple and spread the word of BEdnism around the world?

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Make us a bible!

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At 11/27/04 06:18 PM, DasChimp wrote: Greetings fUCK RIGHT OFF IM NOT READING THIS

kthx no

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We need Bedn sigs so we can worship our great lord and savior.

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At 11/27/04 06:38 PM, CaptainDutch wrote: Make us a bible!

I cannot my son. For Bedn only chose me to spread the message upon Newgrounds, he will choose another to write his bible.

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At 11/27/04 06:22 PM, -Avatar- wrote: souldint this be in clubs and crews?

No. He's just announcing it.

Which brings me to my other point:

Are you a mod? No.

So don't clog up this damn thread with your horrible spelling.
Thanks.

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At 11/27/04 07:34 PM, Shrapnel wrote: Thanks.

Your welcome.

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I'd join. Look, I even made a picture!

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i must join!
i steal candy, but in a different way. my local convenience store has a serve yourself nickel candy display, and you pay in advance, so i pay 25-50 cents and get 3 for every 5 cents, and 5 for every 1 cent, and so on. i often get questioned as to why my little paper baggie was always filled to burst.

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At 11/27/04 08:29 PM, aerosoljunkie84 wrote: I'd join. Look, I even made a picture!

Truly a display to the power of the almighty Bedn! You are truly a follower of the way!

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At 11/27/04 06:18 PM, DasChimp wrote: nerds

Count out everyone at Newgrounds.

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Like will we rape little n00bs instead of boys?

</ALL HAIL BEDN!>

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Well, I want to join, can I worship both Bedn and Apep ?

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