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At 8/21/02 06:15 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: I LIKE JUICE

ALL KINDS OF JUICE

At 8/21/02 06:19 PM, pimpinthief wrote:

At 8/21/02 06:15 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: I LIKE JUICE

J00 LIKA TEH JUICE?

TEHJUICETEHJUICE!

LosperBeeyatch: ah, my stupid keyboard
ShadowOfDignity: whats wrong with it
LosperBeeyatch: babba booey boom boom boom
LosperBeeyatch: the f key isnt working properly
ShadowOfDignity: why not
LosperBeeyatch: i dunno, it keeps not working
LosperBeeyatch: like i'll be typing words like uck
ShadowOfDignity: haha
ShadowOfDignity: time for a new keyboard
LosperBeeyatch: very
LosperBeeyatch: or a good cleaning
LosperBeeyatch: but i'd rather just have a new one
ShadowOfDignity: and take all the keys from the keyboard and do stuff with them
ShadowOfDignity: like rearrange them
LosperBeeyatch: haha, yeah
ShadowOfDignity: so they say something
LosperBeeyatch: and put them back on the keyboard and sell it to someone
ShadowOfDignity: all jumbled
LosperBeeyatch: they'd be so messed up
LosperBeeyatch: haha, yeah
ShadowOfDignity: theyd be typing like fdkl jri tueo eo
LosperBeeyatch: haha, sweet
LosperBeeyatch: like when bill clinton took all the W's of the keyboards in the white house when george w took over
ShadowOfDignity: haha yeah
ShadowOfDignity: i heard of that

At 8/21/02 06:19 PM, dl_Monk wrote:

At 8/21/02 06:01 PM, _shadow_ wrote:

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Here are some interesting bits of information culled from The Portal.
Updated daily. Last updated: Aug 21, 2002 04:30:01 AM 9,368,801 votes cast
on 21,249 movies.

Most-voted-on submissions Most-viewed submissions (since 9/1/00)
Title Votes Title Views
1. Britney dress up doll 78,894 1. Create-A-Ride 5,546,704
2. Create-A-Ride 73,231 2. Britney dress up doll 5,065,472
3. Street Life 62,750 3. War On Terrorism 4,841,269
4. Spear Britney 61,998 4. Rooftop Skater v2.1 4,334,939
5. Xiao Xiao No. 3 59,748 5. Hentai ~ SimGirl (b1.22) 4,150,494
6. Combat Instinct 2 58,426 6. Spear Britney 3,178,053
7. Cooties Bar X-Ray Glasses 56,728 7. BrittanySpearsDonkeyPunch 2,879,187
8. War On Terrorism 55,621 8. Make a Britney 2,644,944
9. The Schwarzenegger Dance 54,942 9. Bad Dudes vs. Bin Laden 1,983,741
10. The Final Task 54,627 10. Britney Spears' Mustache 1,901,808

Top-reviewed submissions
(min. 5 reviews) Most-reviewed submissions
Title Avg. rating Title Reviews
1. Damnation Intro pt. 3 9.80 1. Xiao Xiao No. 3 3,039
2. Soft Outer Crust Ep#21 9.53 2. Hentai ~ SimGirl (b1.22) 1,990
3. Steven Seagal: Episode 3 9.52 3. Mario Twins (official) 1,820
4. Sgt. Hartman SB Deluxe 9.50 4. Brutality 1,817
5. 7th Portal Episode 10 9.40 5. The Final Task 1,814
6. Ruff Ruff Get Funkay! 9.40 6. "From my Room" 1,752
7. Celebrity Buster 9.40 7. DBZ in a Nutshell 1,566
8. HPC: Cant Touch This(CD) 9.33 8. Mini Putt 1,412
9. 9S Nike Flash 9.33 9. Create-A-Ride 1,273
10. Spawn - Teaser Ad 9.33 10. all yor base r blong 2 us 1,214

Movies with best reviews vs. popular vote ?
(min. 5 reviews) Movies with worst reviews vs. popular vote ?
(min. 5 reviews)
Title Differential Title Differential
1. SH Christmas Special! +6.82 1. Osama-suicide -6.59
2. TheDangersofTimeTravelEp3 +6.40 2. sun over the poo hill -6.34
3. tomatoclocks quest +6.24 3. jackson 5 go mad!!!!!!! -6.31
4. Chromos +5.98 4. Story Of A Loney Guy -6.22
5. Ruff Ruff Get Funkay! +5.96 5. Fonzy Graphics -6.20
6. Star Clocks intro +5.80 6. Beast Wars Smoothie -6.09
7. Hero +5.74 7. knottsberryclock = nerd -6.07
8. Fight For Freedom part 1 +5.61 8. the poison flower -5.93
9. Don't Do It !!! +5.57 9. WhatthehellisthatParody?! -5.77
10. ph33r teh ¥ +5.55 10. "We are coming after you" -5.69

Top Reviewers Top Uploaders
Username Reviews Username Submissions
1. MI4_REAL_2001 1,651 1. PriKedELiK 99
2. evil-c 1,608 2. imacoolboy 70
3. DUDE4U 1,209 3. JmBd 54
4. YoinKFS 1,206 4. CaptainMarmalade 50
5. xKloned 924 5. RaspberryClock 50
6. FatherGilpin 919 6. somebody 49
7. Compdude 862 7. groundpoint 48
8. bizNich 805 8. zipstyke 47
9. pauliojr 796 9. Red-Demon 46
10. Chibi_Goku_Clock 764 10. T0MAT0CL0CK 46

NOTE: the differential is determined by taking the average review score for a submission minus twice the popular rating.




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you took a screen shot of meh post!

PH33R

At 8/21/02 06:37 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: PH33R

PH33R

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At 8/21/02 06:52 PM, _SHAD0W_ wrote: shjytoiuhbf!

agagagagagagaa

MY FREIND GOT THIS TODAY:
this is a rendition of 'pan', the horned god of the old world. here he is playing the song that attracts his befriended wood nymphs into frenzied sexual states!

At 8/21/02 10:20 AM, warriormage wrote: Does anyone have a good idea how to achieve world domination?

Well a few people or groups have come close, but failed. Napoleon, Hitler and the Romans. Both Hitler and Napoleon made the mistake of pushing too far into the Russian winter landscape with little supplies and too few men. The Romans didn't distribute enough powerful bases into the lands they were conquering. They kinda just took them over, left some people and went back to Rome.

Follow these peoples footsteps, minus their mistakes, and you'll have a good shot.

PS - I'm not supporting the killing of millions, just giving my suggestion. :)

ummmm......¥?

At 8/21/02 06:55 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: MY FREIND GOT THIS TODAY:
this is a rendition of 'pan', the horned god of the old world. here he is playing the song that attracts his befriended wood nymphs into frenzied sexual states!

a tattoo on his arm
took 2 and a half hours
60 GOODNESS:
http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html

At 8/21/02 06:58 PM, I_Hait_Skool wrote: ummmm......¥?

I <3 Planet of the Apes.

At 8/21/02 07:01 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 8/21/02 06:55 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: MY FREIND GOT THIS TODAY:
this is a rendition of 'pan', the horned god of the old world. here he is playing the song that attracts his befriended wood nymphs into frenzied sexual states!

a tattoo on his arm
took 2 and a half hours
60 GOODNESS:
http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
SO FUNNY:
http://www.uni-leipzig.de/~mad/krischan/download/Rejected.wmv

At 8/21/02 07:04 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 8/21/02 07:01 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 8/21/02 06:55 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: MY FREIND GOT THIS TODAY:
this is a rendition of 'pan', the horned god of the old world. here he is playing the song that attracts his befriended wood nymphs into frenzied sexual states!

a tattoo on his arm
took 2 and a half hours
60 GOODNESS:
http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
SO FUNNY:
http://www.uni-leipzig.de/~mad/krischan/download/Rejected.wmv

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At 8/21/02 07:10 PM, anti-hero0 wrote:

At 8/21/02 07:04 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 8/21/02 07:01 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 8/21/02 06:55 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: MY FREIND GOT THIS TODAY:
this is a rendition of 'pan', the horned god of the old world. here he is playing the song that attracts his befriended wood nymphs into frenzied sexual states!

a tattoo on his arm
took 2 and a half hours
60 GOODNESS:
http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
SO FUNNY:
http://www.uni-leipzig.de/~mad/krischan/download/Rejected.wmv

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OMG

At 8/21/02 07:30 PM, pimpinthief wrote:

At 8/21/02 07:10 PM, anti-hero0 wrote:

At 8/21/02 07:04 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 8/21/02 07:01 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 8/21/02 06:55 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: MY FREIND GOT THIS TODAY:
this is a rendition of 'pan', the horned god of the old world. here he is playing the song that attracts his befriended wood nymphs into frenzied sexual states!

a tattoo on his arm
took 2 and a half hours
60 GOODNESS:
http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
SO FUNNY:
http://www.uni-leipzig.de/~mad/krischan/download/Rejected.wmv

Note: do not quote an entire message. Only quote the parts to which you are responding.

OMG

thats what i said!

havin fun?

i am!

omg 3+4=7

At 8/21/02 07:40 PM, _shadow_ wrote:

omg 3+4=7

i luff it when i get a new page when i try to

I don't know what to write...

At 8/21/02 07:40 PM, _shadow_ wrote:

omg 3+4=7

wanna know somthing else? 2+2=4
biatch

dang, this is long as hell

At 8/21/02 08:02 PM, Mynd wrote: dang, this is long as hell

NO KIDDING N00B.

At 8/21/02 08:02 PM, Mynd wrote: dang, this is long as hell

Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?

When a chicken in this neighborhood get's angry, it will chase you down.

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At 8/21/02 08:25 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:




GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!








GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!

oh oh what channel!!

At 8/21/02 08:25 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT! AND HIS BIOGRAPHY IS ON RIGHT NOW!

That would be an interesting biography to see. He is funny, but Eddie Izzard is my favorite comedian. Well, Robin Williams is pretty damn great too, but Eddie Izzard had the funniest HBO comedy special ever ever ever.