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At 12/31/01 06:04 AM, RaspberryClock wrote: Hellstrafer - wassup

Hellstrafer - what is the time there?

RaspberryClock - 11 pm

Hellstrafer - wow, why are you woking so late?

Hellstrafer - what kind of work do you do

RaspberryClock - VE and SA stuff

Hellstrafer - whats that

RaspberryClock - VE - Virginian Empire SA - Secretary's Alliance

Hellstrafer - is the secretarys alliance like a union

RaspberryClock - Kind of. Mostly we just go over to Marcie's house after work and gossip, go to the rodeos, wash cars, etc etc. We also lobby congress.

RaspberryClock - What do you think about robots?

Hellstrafer - the ones that make the cars?

RaspberryClock - No, space robots

Hellstrafer - I dont know, I havent met one yet, but I guess they would be cool

RaspberryClock - I am building a space robot, that's why I asked.

Hellstrafer - ok, will it be going into space?

RaspberryClock - I am trying. It will be a very useful robot. I am giving it AI. Do you know what that stands for?

Hellstrafer - who is al? do you not like him and is that why you are giving him to the robot

RaspberryClock - No, AL is my friend, AI means "Abnormal Interests". I learned that and I'm programming my robot to act like a human.

Hellstrafer - like in the disney movie

RaspberryClock - What is Disney? I don't watch movies, I had to use the parts from my VCR to build my space robot.

Hellstrafer - from a vcr, wow, how does that work

RaspberryClock - I will tell you, but it is a secret so you can't tell anybody

Hellstrafer - ok, I wont, I promise

RaspberryClock - I am using the CLOCK in it to have the robot tell time!!!

Hellstrafer - will it have a gun

RaspberryClock - NO! I am non-violent, and I do not enjoy guns and violence!!! It will have a broom and fishtank and vaccuum. The Ultimate Space Robot!

Hellstrafer - you must be real smarte to be albe to make a space robot, my parents have a dvd player thing, can you turn that into a robot, it has a lasre in it

RaspberryClock - I can turn everything into Space Robots!

Hellstrafer - have you made many other robots?

RaspberryClock - Yes, but they don't work the way they were supposed to. One was a BIG ACCIDENT my friend

Hellstrafer - what happened

RaspberryClock - Grandma fell down the stairs

Hellstrafer - did the robot push her was she alright

RaspberryClock - I misprogrammed it. I tried to do good, but the robot jumped up and pushed grandma's head and she started spitting and her teeth flew out and the robot shot sparks and grandma fell down the stairs onto my uncle.

It was the worst Christmas ever.

Hellstrafer - oh no! sparks, did anything catch on fire

RaspberryClock - Grandma did, but I got a Pusher robot to shove her outside into the snow.

Hellstrafer - that was lucky, we have christmass in the sumer here, so no snow, you are lucky that you live there, very lucky!

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At 1/1/02 04:04 AM, OrangeClock wrote: Due to certain unplesantries on Halloween (car crash), I was unable to go out this New Year's eve. So instead, I played GTA3 with Gatekeeper Clock.

































































































































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At 7/11/02 10:30 PM, staphita wrote:
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At 7/11/02 10:48 AM, dl_Monk wrote:
At 7/10/02 11:11 PM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:
At 7/10/02 09:02 PM, RadishClock wrote: Hey, Chibs. Guess what!
Whutte?!


btw #veggieclocks is sexxay

DUKE
Maybe she's telling the truth.
Maybe she's not part of it.

MAID
No! I swear I'm not!

GONZO
(long pause)
In that case, maybe she can help.

MAID
Yes! I'll help you all you need!
I hate dope!

DUKE
So do we, lady.

GONZO
(helping her up)
I think we should put her on the
payroll. See what she comes up with.

DUKE
Do you think you can handle it?

MAID
What?

GONZO
One phone call every day. Just
tell us what you've seen. Don't
worry if it doesn't add up, that's
our problem.

GONZO hustles the MAID to the door.

MAID
You'd pay me for that?

DUKE
You're damn right. But the first
time you say anything about this,
to anybody -- you'll go straight to
prison for the rest of your life.
What's your name?

MAID
Alice. Just ring Linen Service and
ask for Alice.

94.


GONZO
Alright, Alice... you'll be
contacted by Inspector Rock.
Arthur Rock. He'll be posing as a
politician.

DUKE
Inspector Rock will pay you. In
cash. A thousand dollars on the
ninth of every month.

MAID
Oh Lord! I'd do just about anything
for that!

GONZO
You and a lot of other people.

DUKE
The password is: "One Hand Washes
The Other." The minute you hear
that, you say "I fear nothing."

MAID
I fear nothing.

She repeats the password several times while they listen to
make sure she has it right.

GONZO
Oh, and don't bother to make up the
room. That way we won't have to
risk another of these little
incidents, will we?

MAID
Whatever you say, gentlemen. I
can't tell you how sorry I am about
what happened...

GONZO
Don't worry, it's all over now.
Thank God for the decent people.

She smiles, repeating to herself "One Hand Washes The Other"
as GONZO hangs the DO NOT DISTURB sign and shuts the door.

CUT BACK TO THE PRESENT.

A grimy tape runs through a grunged-up portable tape recorder.

GONZO ON TAPE
... Thank God for the decent people.

95.


DUKE sits in the middle of the wrecked suite with his
mangled tape recorder in front of him.

DUKE (V/O)
Memories of that night are extremely
hazy...

DUKE fast forwards through the tape -- SEARCHING: "Awwww,
mama... can this really...be the end...?"

EXT. SAFEWAY SUPERMARKET - DAY

The WHITE WHALE waits -- gleaming -- beautiful.

DUKE (V/O)
There is a definite obligation,
when you boom around Vegas in a
white Coupe de Ville, to maintain a
certain style.

DUKE and GONZO burst out of the supermarket riding a shopping
basket loaded with COCONUTS, GRAPEFRUIT and TEQUILA. They
send DEFEATED SHOPPERS sprawling.

The trolley collides into the WHITE WHALE. SHOPPERS gather
at the supermarket entrance to watch -- baskets loaded with
junk, SCREAMING KIDS and EMPTY WALLETS.

DUKE switches on the music: JUMPING JACK FLASH. He selects
a coconut -- ceremonially balances it on the hood. GONZO
pulls out a silver claw-hammer. A sly look at the gathering
CROWD... then he smashes the hammer down on the coconut!

A GASP from the surly SHOPPERS.

DUKE places another coconut. SMASH! Milk and white meat
flies everywhere.

SHOPPER #1
Hey! Is that your car?

DUKE
Sure is.

SMASH! Coconut fragments fly.

DUKE
Any of you folks want the milk?
We're after the meat. This is
honest coconut essence. Real meat.

SMASH!

96.


SHOPPER #2
Meat, hell! Look what you're doing
to that car!

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At 7/11/02 10:48 AM, dl_Monk wrote:
At 7/10/02 11:11 PM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:
At 7/10/02 09:02 PM, RadishClock wrote: Hey, Chibs. Guess what!
Whutte?!


btw #veggieclocks is sexxay

DUKE
Maybe she's telling the truth.
Maybe she's not part of it.

MAID
No! I swear I'm not!

GONZO
(long pause)
In that case, maybe she can help.

MAID
Yes! I'll help you all you need!
I hate dope!

DUKE
So do we, lady.

GONZO
(helping her up)
I think we should put her on the
payroll. See what she comes up with.

DUKE
Do you think you can handle it?

MAID
What?

GONZO
One phone call every day. Just
tell us what you've seen. Don't
worry if it doesn't add up, that's
our problem.

GONZO hustles the MAID to the door.

MAID
You'd pay me for that?

DUKE
You're damn right. But the first
time you say anything about this,
to anybody -- you'll go straight to
prison for the rest of your life.
What's your name?

MAID
Alice. Just ring Linen Service and
ask for Alice.

94.


GONZO
Alright, Alice... you'll be
contacted by Inspector Rock.
Arthur Rock. He'll be posing as a
politician.

DUKE
Inspector Rock will pay you. In
cash. A thousand dollars on the
ninth of every month.

MAID
Oh Lord! I'd do just about anything
for that!

GONZO
You and a lot of other people.

DUKE
The password is: "One Hand Washes
The Other." The minute you hear
that, you say "I fear nothing."

MAID
I fear nothing.

She repeats the password several times while they listen to
make sure she has it right.

GONZO
Oh, and don't bother to make up the
room. That way we won't have to
risk another of these little
incidents, will we?

MAID
Whatever you say, gentlemen. I
can't tell you how sorry I am about
what happened...

GONZO
Don't worry, it's all over now.
Thank God for the decent people.

She smiles, repeating to herself "One Hand Washes The Other"
as GONZO hangs the DO NOT DISTURB sign and shuts the door.

CUT BACK TO THE PRESENT.

A grimy tape runs through a grunged-up portable tape recorder.

GONZO ON TAPE
... Thank God for the decent people.

95.


DUKE sits in the middle of the wrecked suite with his
mangled tape recorder in front of him.

DUKE (V/O)
Memories of that night are extremely
hazy...

DUKE fast forwards through the tape -- SEARCHING: "Awwww,
mama... can this really...be the end...?"

EXT. SAFEWAY SUPERMARKET - DAY

The WHITE WHALE waits -- gleaming -- beautiful.

DUKE (V/O)
There is a definite obligation,
when you boom around Vegas in a
white Coupe de Ville, to maintain a
certain style.

DUKE and GONZO burst out of the supermarket riding a shopping
basket loaded with COCONUTS, GRAPEFRUIT and TEQUILA. They
send DEFEATED SHOPPERS sprawling.

The trolley collides into the WHITE WHALE. SHOPPERS gather
at the supermarket entrance to watch -- baskets loaded with
junk, SCREAMING KIDS and EMPTY WALLETS.

DUKE switches on the music: JUMPING JACK FLASH. He selects
a coconut -- ceremonially balances it on the hood. GONZO
pulls out a silver claw-hammer. A sly look at the gathering
CROWD... then he smashes the hammer down on the coconut!

A GASP from the surly SHOPPERS.

DUKE places another coconut. SMASH! Milk and white meat
flies everywhere.

SHOPPER #1
Hey! Is that your car?

DUKE
Sure is.

SMASH! Coconut fragments fly.

DUKE
Any of you folks want the milk?
We're after the meat. This is
honest coconut essence. Real meat.

SMASH!

96.


SHOPPER #2
Meat, hell! Look what you're doing
to that car!

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Sesame Street to introduce HIV-positive Muppet
Thu Jul 11, 6:23 PM ET
By Bernie Woodall

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sesame Street will soon introduce its first HIV ( news - web sites)-positive Muppet character to children of South Africa, where one in nine people have the virus that can lead to AIDS ( news - web sites).

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The upbeat female Muppet will join "Takalani Sesame" on September 30 for its third season on the South African Broadcasting Corporation.

The character -- which has yet to have a name or final colour or form -- will travel to many if not all of the eight other nations that air versions of the educational children's show that began in the United States in 1969, said Joel Schneider, vice president and senior adviser to the Sesame Street Workshop.

Schneider said talks are under way to introduce an HIV-positive character to U.S. viewers.

Schneider announced the new character this week at the 14th International AIDS Conference in Barcelona, Spain, where he spoke by telephone on Thursday.

"This character will be fully a part of the community," Schneider said. "She will have high self-esteem. Women are often stigmatised about HIV and we are providing a good role model as to how to deal with one's situation and how to interact with the community."

The program is aimed at children from 3 to 7 and the messages delivered by the new character will be "appropriate," said Schneider, meaning that there will be no explicit mention of sex.

"Not every show will deal explicitly with HIV/AIDS," Schneider said. "We want to show that here is an HIV-positive member of our community who you can touch and interact with.

"We will be very careful to fashion our messages so they are appropriate to the age group. What do I do when I cut my finger? What do I do when you cut your finger? That sort of thing."

"Takalani Sesame" will be the second children's show in South Africa to have an HIV-positive character. But it is believed to be the first among shows designed for preschoolers, said Beatrice Chow, spokeswoman for the Sesame Street Workshop in New York.

In some parts of South Africa, 40 percent of women of child-bearing age are infected with HIV, and in 2000, about 40 percent of adult deaths in South Africa were attributed to AIDS, according to the U.S. State Department.

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At 12/30/01 05:55 PM, Shrapnel wrote: A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so
give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other,
figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horses ear, then slaps it on the ass.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical
white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white man. What you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"

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At 7/12/02 11:07 AM, OrangeClock wrote:

Molecular Clocks Throb throughout Fruit Flies
A fruit fly's brain may have little edge over its leg bristles when it comes to telling what time it is. Clocks independently regulated by light abound throughout a fruit fly's body, report National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) -funded researchers in the November 28 issue of Science. By making them glow like the dials of their mechanical namesakes, the researchers graphically demonstrated that these tiny timepieces can indeed "take a lickin' and keep on tickin'."

The scientific team, led by Steve Kay, Ph.D., Scripps Research Institute, took apart fruit flies to find out if, without any help from their heads, other body parts would respond to changes in the light/dark cycle. Strikingly, clock genes, named period, in each separately cultured segment, turned on and off in unison, according to rhythms set by environmental light manipulations.

"Under alternating light/dark conditions, the waxing and waning of clock gene expression was virtually the same in the head, thorax and abdomen," said Kay. "Our findings confirm that body clocks run independently in many tissues outside the brain, implying that cells harbor novel photoreceptors that aren't involved in vision."

NIMH Director Steven Hyman, M.D., noted that "circadian rhythms, which we share with all living organisms, influence many human problems, from adjusting to shift work, to clinical depression, to the timing of cancer chemotherapy. Using molecular biology to study these rhythms and how they respond to environmental events, we have recently seen that clock genes are ubiquitous in mice, and possibly other mammals, including humans. Seeing the clock genes expressed in fruit flies is a breakthrough."

Kay explained that his team "borrowed a trick from a jellyfish to see where period was expressed and a trick from a firefly to see when." The researchers made the clocks glow by engineering transgenic strains of flies in which the same genes that illuminate a jellyfish and a firefly's tail are attached to period. The gene for luciferase, the enzyme that glows intermittently in fireflies, was expressed along with period to reveal when the clock protein was being produced. Flies were also molecularly altered to brightly mark the clock sites with Green Fluorescent Protein, which glows constantly in jellyfish.

The resulting eerie green/yellow photos of the glowing clock gene expression, produced by co-investigator Jeffrey Plautz of Scripps, are published on the cover of Science and on the web (http://www.scripps.edu/~jplautz/images.html).

Period expression was especially conspicuous in chemosensory cells at the base of hairs on the legs and wings and on the antennae and beak, prompting the researchers to speculate that circadian rhythms may regulate a fruit fly's sensitivity to smell.

Rhythms are known to influence sensitivity to light and pain in mammals. A variant of period and another similar gene, clock, have recently been found throughout the bodies of mice. And, there is recent evidence that variants also exist in humans. Hence, the researchers suggest that even in higher animals, light itself, rather than the brain, could serve as the "master oscillator" that coordinates rhythms throughout the organism.

Yet the brain still retains a certain distinction -- even in a fruit fly. In tissues outside the brain, period gradually dimmed and went out of sync under conditions of constant darkness, although its normal rhythmicity recovered after light was reintroduced. Only within the brain did period stay in sync in the prolonged absence of light. And period in the head has previously been shown to play a pivotal role in regulating a fruit fly's behavior.


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At 7/12/02 11:07 AM, OrangeClock wrote: Hello Ron and Losperman and everybody else that still posts here from the pre 10000 days

Hello OrangeClock. May I share an odd e-mail with you? I thought that's what you'd say, but I'll share anyway. Well, I started an unsuccesful petition for an EarthBound sequel a while back. I just got this crazy guy's e-mail the other day:

I will get them to make the game man I don't give a fuck they will make
it. I have money up the ass i'll pay big! Hit me back with a chat

Does he really have money up the ass? I don't know. I've never been there.


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Sushi bar, hairy ham
Hair Aquarium, Flounder fry
Whisker biscuit, trout pot pie

If it smells like fish it's a dish
If it smells like cologne leave it alone

Big Stinky Pussies - what a treat
Big Stinky Pussies - fun to eat
Big Stinky Pussies - shoot 'em full of skeet
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I just bought Wade...

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At 7/12/02 04:43 PM, Losperman wrote: I just bought Wade...

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A woman walks into the doctors office with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core. He says this is too big a job for me so he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.

The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem" and he proceeds to press his lips to her arse and sucks out the pus and core of the boil.

Halfway through, the woman drops a mammoth fart. Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says "You know lady, its people like you that make this job fucking disgusting."


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Billy Joe Jimmy Jack fucked his sister Bubba Sue Elly Mae
To prove to cousin coondog and uncle Cleatus that he was not gay
Now they got a problem they just can't seem to avoid
Bubba Sue Elly Mae is pregnant with a Mongoloid

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead

Well Billy Joe jimmy jack and cousin coondog got out the Hoover vacuum cleaner
and placed the nozzle up inside the hole where billyjoe had placed his wiener
they held Buba Sue down on the bed with some help from uncle cletus
turned that vacuum cleaner on and sucked out that fetus

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead

Well the fetus was aborted and the hounddogs came up to sniff it
As they sat around eating all the afterbirth they decided what to do with it
They listened to the brilliant idea of their incestuous uncle cletus
Had a redneck hillbilly hoe-down and bar-b-qued the fetus

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead


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