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World's longest pubic hair?

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World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:25:32


You'll have to forgive me for being a bit out of it (well, you don't really have to do anything). I think that I have the longest ball hair ever. The average measured length of a hair is 3 1/2 inches. Oh. My. God. This startled and amazed me all at the same time. I should call up the Guiness guys and let them know. But i'll probably be beaten out by some Italian guy anyway. Is this uber-long ball hair or not?

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:26:02


You're a freak.


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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:26:20


dude... just shave it...


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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:27:02


.......*shudders*

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:27:28


Mine is 12 inches

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:27:51


i'm going to be sick now man thanks...blah

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:27:53


when you have to comb your balls every morning, its TOO LONG


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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:27:57


you are one sick fucker. im italian. bitch.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:28:58


....12 inches with A LOT of semen tangled in that I still haven't bothered to scratch out yet

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:32:41


At 11/15/04 06:27 PM, -Cuddles- wrote: when you have to comb your balls every morning, its TOO LONG

I don't comb or shave my balls. I'm just too lazy for that. I do, however, shampoo them every morning. I use cheap generic shampoo on my head, and Pro-V on my nuts. We can't have smelly balls, now can we kids?

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:34:44


At 11/15/04 06:32 PM, Manman_and_Boyboy wrote:
I don't comb or shave my balls. I'm just too lazy for that. I do, however, shampoo them every morning. I use cheap generic shampoo on my head, and Pro-V on my nuts. We can't have smelly balls, now can we kids?

wow, is there MORE things you think I should know about your balls?


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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:35:49


At 11/15/04 06:32 PM, Manman_and_Boyboy wrote:
At 11/15/04 06:27 PM, -Cuddles- wrote: when you have to comb your balls every morning, its TOO LONG

Use head and shoulders, so you don't get testicaliscular dandruf.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:38:10


At 11/15/04 06:34 PM, -Cuddles- wrote: wow, is there MORE things you think I should know about your balls?

I can't think of any off the top of my head, but you're welcome to ask!

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:40:50


I know a guy who's pewbs are so long, he can go out wearing no pants, and people wouldn't notice.

No i don't, that's a blatant lie.


The worst member.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:45:15


At 11/15/04 06:25 PM, Manman_and_Boyboy wrote: I think that I have the longest ball hair ever. The average measured length of a hair is 3 1/2 inches. Oh. My. God. This startled and amazed me all at the same time.

So are you happy that your pubes are longer than your penis or whats the deal?

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:47:43


At 11/15/04 06:45 PM, AntiClockClock wrote: So are you happy that your pubes are longer than your penis or whats the deal?

Damn it! I knew someone would make that joke! No, despite the incredible length of my nut fuzz, it pales in comparison to my beef bus.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:48:20


At 11/15/04 06:32 PM, Manman_and_Boyboy wrote: We can't have smelly balls, now can we kids?

Now I feel bad about myself.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 18:56:17


At 11/15/04 06:27 PM, -Cuddles- wrote: when you have to comb your balls every morning, its TOO LONG

rofl comb ur balls that sounds funny


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 19:09:48


At 11/15/04 06:25 PM, Manman_and_Boyboy wrote: You'll have to forgive me for being a bit out of it (well, you don't really have to do anything). I think that I have the longest ball hair ever. The average measured length of a hair is 3 1/2 inches. Oh. My. God. This startled and amazed me all at the same time.

hahahahahaha you and your weird threads.


False tooth fell out. Kissing ended.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 19:13:59


i swear the bbs degrades a little bit every day. some day it will be just another place with topics like ''hey i think my boobs are too small can u help'' and ''im going to die soon so what should i get on my pizza'' im sorry to say but its true.


In my eyes, this is perfection. first second (read my posts)

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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 19:18:02


At 11/15/04 07:13 PM, 2_ply_toilet_paper wrote: i swear the bbs degrades a little bit every day. some day it will be just another place with topics like ''hey i think my boobs are too small can u help'' and ''im going to die soon so what should i get on my pizza'' im sorry to say but its true.

Naw. You're just too sensitive.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 19:34:46


At 11/15/04 06:25 PM, Manman_and_Boyboy wrote: You'll have to forgive me for being a bit out of it (well, you don't really have to do anything). I think that I have the longest ball hair ever. The average measured length of a hair is 3 1/2 inches. Oh. My. God. This startled and amazed me all at the same time. I should call up the Guiness guys and let them know. But i'll probably be beaten out by some Italian guy anyway. Is this uber-long ball hair or not?

i have long nut hair also, my gift, my curse. i gelled mine once. i cut it the other day so i would stop finding 11 inch hairs on my floor when the hair on my head is about 4 inches.

one day i hope to make a pube shortening pill so fellows like us can rest easy

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 19:39:46


At 11/15/04 06:54 PM, Chrome- wrote:
At 11/15/04 06:46 PM, HeavyDamage wrote: Heh yeah right dude, I would take a pic. But I don't wanna get banned.
Nah, instead I took a picture.

lolguesswhut.

omfg what the fuck


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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 19:43:52


At 11/15/04 06:25 PM, Manman_and_Boyboy wrote: I think that I have the longest ball hair ever. The average measured length of a hair is 3 1/2 inches. Oh. My. God.

no you dont, this lady does.

WARNING! PREPARE YOURSELF.


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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 19:45:00


At 11/15/04 06:54 PM, Chrome- wrote:
At 11/15/04 06:46 PM, HeavyDamage wrote: Heh yeah right dude, I would take a pic. But I don't wanna get banned.
Nah, instead I took a picture.

lolguesswhut.

wow pixilated...i'm guessing armpit.

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 20:40:19


Oh God...I think I'm gonna throw up after seeing that picture...


"Aww man I shot marvin in the face..."

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Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 20:47:43


At 11/15/04 06:27 PM, Professor_Rhythm wrote: Mine is 12 inches

mines to we must be pube brothers!

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 20:54:37


I know this one guy, Patrick. who has STRAIGHT pubic hair!! and blonde to!!

(don't know the langth though)

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 21:00:41


... Liar

Response to World's longest pubic hair? 2004-11-15 21:29:57


I'am gonna regret this but do you have somw kinda back up?

Any dumbass can say they have a large pubic hair.