You'll have to forgive me for being a bit out of it (well, you don't really have to do anything). I think that I have the longest ball hair ever. The average measured length of a hair is 3 1/2 inches. Oh. My. God. This startled and amazed me all at the same time. I should call up the Guiness guys and let them know. But i'll probably be beaten out by some Italian guy anyway. Is this uber-long ball hair or not?