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Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:16:16 Reply

lets list all the mom jokes we can fat/stupid dont matter heres one:

your mommas so stupid that if brains were gaspower she wouldnt have enough gas to propel an ants motorcycle around the perimiter of a dime! :-D got better?

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:17:35 Reply

Learn to use the search bar.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:18:35 Reply
At 11/14/04 10:17 AM, itsrashady wrote: Learn to use the search bar.

huh?

ill pass

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:18:51 Reply
At 11/14/04 10:17 AM, itsrashady wrote: Learn to use the search bar.

Adding onto that, look right here...

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:24:22 Reply

your mommas so ugly her name is jamie_mcguire

Hi.
Watch my videos on YouTube.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:25:41 Reply

Luke, I am your mother

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:25:49 Reply
At 11/14/04 10:18 AM, jamie_mcguire wrote:
At 11/14/04 10:17 AM, itsrashady wrote: Learn to use the search bar.
huh?

ill pass

search bar at the bottom of the page... look for topics to see if they have been done. You probably didnt read the rules either huh...

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:29:15 Reply
At 11/14/04 10:25 AM, itsrashady wrote:
At 11/14/04 10:18 AM, jamie_mcguire wrote:
At 11/14/04 10:17 AM, itsrashady wrote: Learn to use the search bar.
huh?

ill pass
search bar at the bottom of the page... look for topics to see if they have been done. You probably didnt read the rules either huh...

heh never noticed that little bugger!

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:31:58 Reply

hows your girl shady

Hi.
Watch my videos on YouTube.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:32:32 Reply

Mom jokes are ancient.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 10:58:48 Reply
At 11/14/04 10:32 AM, bloody_hands wrote: Mom jokes are ancient.

I agree.

But I'll tell one anyway while the topic is still un-locked.

"Yo' mama" is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she's ready to blow.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 11:00:00 Reply

yo` momma so fat she makes threads on Newgrounds about Yo` momma jokes under the alias of jamie_mcguire.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 13:33:12 Reply

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to move house, we had to call the fire brigade.

Yo mama so fat she uses matresses as tampons.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 13:33:47 Reply

Your momma is so fat that I think she's fat.

LOLZERZ.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 13:34:03 Reply

uh huh.

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 13:36:44 Reply

No thank's i pass on that ok...

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 13:37:06 Reply

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 13:37:57 Reply

yo moma is so fat that when she walks in teh zoo all th e lil kids scream: look at that fat hippo mommy

deeeerp

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Response to Mom Jokes 2004-11-14 13:37:58 Reply

yo momma's yo momma

OH NOES! :O

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