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I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:13 PM Reply

Yes, this is a letter of confession, and yes, by the time you read this I will probably be dead. But this is not a personal matter. This is because I know that a horrible death is awaiting me in the near future.
I know I am not usually a serious man, but you absolutely must believe this.
You see, I am part of an immense underground network. A cult if you like to think of it that way. But we are much more secrecive. We are the freedom fighters.
In the past few years, we have started a "Plan Overlord" and we are planning to reinstate a communist government in a subtle way. We have already started.
Just for saying this I will get killed, but there is more. Please read on.
Against many of the members opinions, "Plan Overlord" will include a military offensive, consisting of using a total of six nuclear missiles, and our fairly large underground army. We have the technology, weapons, and resources on our side.
But we do not have my consent.
However, it no longer matters. The offensive will beggining the 11th December, please note that date.
As good as I believe our intentions to be, there will be casulaties. You'd be surprised how many of us there are. Maybe even your family members, be on your guards. I am aware of two other members on these very forums, but I will nto name them.
Keep your doors and windows LOCKED and DUCT TAPED SHUT! This is extremely important! If you live near one of the following cities: New York, Los Angeles, Houston, Washington, Pheonix, San Diego... PLEASE LEAVE BEFORE DECEMBER THE 11TH!
I chose today to give you this news, because I have turned 20, I have lived the most I believe I can. And I beg you, PLEASE PLEASE PLESE BELIEVE THIS! I do not want you to risk your lives.

Farewell, wish me luck. I loved you guys.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:15 PM Reply

Good joke. You had me goin for a second. Wait no you didn't

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:15 PM Reply

You're so lame.
That's not even funny.

OH NOES FEAR TEH UNDERGROUND ARMIES!!


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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:15 PM Reply

Dude, you really need to stop sniffin that paint thinner....

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:15 PM Reply

Well you're a creative little one aren't you?

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:16 PM Reply

you worked too hard trying to make us believe you..... apparently, not hard enough

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:16 PM Reply

just for fun, ill go along with your lies. i will also ask, how will nuking cities help bring about a communist state?

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:16 PM Reply

I don't know if he's being serious or what.

If he is, I don't care, I don't live near any of those cities. Anywho, it seems kind of pointless that you'll get killed or something when YOU'RE PART OF THEM.

Anyway, they'll kill you too if they find out you posted on here telling everyone your 'secret'.


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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:18 PM Reply

Uhh... dude... I am serious, stop the paint thinner Huffing....

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:18 PM Reply

OMFG T3H PLAN OVERLOAD!!!

Corny bitch. Good. Go die I dont care.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:19 PM Reply

coming from countpoopoo

Good thing I live in jacksonville florida!!!

CPP, even if you were serious, you might want to conssidar how many pranksters there are here. Noones gonna belive you.

I'm guessing, if this is real, this is coming from osama bin ladin. He said he was gonna attack us if bush won.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:19 PM Reply

So you sent the hurricanes! >:(


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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:20 PM Reply

Why dont you have this in your profile?

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:22 PM Reply

At 11/12/04 10:15 PM, Enoll wrote: OH NOES FEAR TEH UNDERGROUND ARMIES!!

Should I start lining coat hangers with tinfoil and hanging them around too?

This is the sort of thing that people online actually get in legal shit for.


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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:30 PM Reply

If this thing is true which i seriously dout they will have to put up one hell of a fight if they want to try and control me. They better watch themselves. But like i said i seriously dout this is true.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:33 PM Reply

Of course it isn't true. Remember my prank? It went on for 8 pages! Don't let him get the attention he wants!

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:34 PM Reply

OMG! T3H PLAN OV3RLORD! *shitz0rz t3h p4n7s* Where exactly is teh nuke going to hit? (coordinates plz) I want to be like the green lantern.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:37 PM Reply

Tracer virus linked, installed, have a nice day.

You are locked on by the Clockcrew antiterror team. You have 10 minutes to live.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:38 PM Reply

MUST RUN

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:41 PM Reply

At 11/12/04 10:22 PM, Zerok wrote: This is the sort of thing that people online actually get in legal shit for.

Let's call the terrorist hotline.
>:)


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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 10:47 PM Reply

Oh no. I live in New York. If this warning was'nt made while you were sniffing spraypaint, I would be pissing and shitting in my pants causing the seat to smell horrible and for me to scream, then my dad would come downstairs wondering what the hell just happened, and when he saw me he would puke on the floor, then I would puke on this keyboard, then It would get electocuted and cause a fire, then me and my dad would shit and piss in our pants and scream, then my brother would run in and slip on my dads puke, Then he woul puke when he saw he was covered in puke and when he saw us, then he would see the fire and piss and shit in his pants and scream, then my brothers girlfriend will walk in and trip over my brother and pop her arm out, then she would puke when she saw all of us, then she'd shit and piss and scream when she saw the fire, then I would run upstairs and call the fire department and tell them what happened, then they puked, then We ran out to wait. And when they saw us they would puke, then another fireman would slip on the puke, then we would puke when we saw he twisted his leg, then he would puke when he saw us, then we'd scream some more, then the next fireman tripped over the other fireman, then he had a huge gash and we would puke, then when he saw us he would puke, Then we would all shit and piss and scream when we saw the wall already burned down, then we would all puke, and when the standing fireman sprayed the house, The fire would get bigger and explode because it was an electric fire, then we would all shit and piss and scream, then we would all look at eachother, and all the neighbors were watching us and we puked, then they looked at us and puked, so we puked, and then the house would explode and........................................................................
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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 11:41 PM Reply

Hehe, you guys made me chuckle. I'll try harder next time.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 11:48 PM Reply

LOL "we would all shit and puke and cause a fire and run upstairs to call the fire department and then they will puke" lol. Count PooPoo, this is the luitendent from the AntiTerror team and we have launched a toxic rocket at ur dog so prepare to be.........pwned!

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 11:55 PM Reply

At 11/12/04 11:41 PM, CountPoopoo wrote: Hehe, you guys made me chuckle. I'll try harder next time.

lol

And I'm sure we'll believe you if you do.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 11:57 PM Reply

At 11/12/04 11:41 PM, CountPoopoo wrote: Hehe, you guys made me chuckle. I'll try harder next time.

it was pretty obvious.


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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 11:59 PM Reply

At 11/12/04 11:41 PM, CountPoopoo wrote: Hehe, you guys made me chuckle. I'll try harder next time.

well since we all know your little "stories" are bullshit...

you gave it all away.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 13th, 2004 @ 12:05 AM Reply

At 11/12/04 11:41 PM, CountPoopoo wrote: Hehe, you guys made me chuckle. I'll try harder next time.

please discard that email, also for makeing me worried i shall eat your babies.

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 13th, 2004 @ 12:08 AM Reply

Happy 20'th birthday!


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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 13th, 2004 @ 12:50 AM Reply

I live 10 minutes or so from the Hudson River in Nothern New Jersey.

IS ME SAEF??

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Response to I'm terribly sorry Nov. 13th, 2004 @ 12:56 AM Reply

At 11/12/04 10:15 PM, Martin_Sargent wrote: Well you're a creative little one aren't you?

LOL martin sargent on newgrounds? thats precious