I am the guru! I answer all!

[ulcaniamozep]

I know all! Ask me anything! Unless it is a truck question like "Why do you suck u noob u bitch uuuuuuu....." I hate those morons!

[Gooch]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[Lord-Drahzar77]

Will i ever get a girlfriend in this 2004 2005 schoolyear?

[Gheyz0r]

iz puep a gud thign 2 eet lmao

[EyelessArchfiend]

Oh, mighty and powerfl guru...Why won't you please...SHUT THE FUCK UP?

[East525]

At 11/10/04 08:55 PM, Gooch_20-04 wrote: How many fingers am I holding up?

1 and its the middle.

[ChaseIsGame1]

Why are you gay?

[Gooch]

At 11/10/04 08:57 PM, HazardSign wrote:

1 and its the middle.

Ladies and gentlemen of Newgrounds, HazardSign is the real guru. He predicted not only how many fingers I had up, but exactly which one it was.

Damn, you're good. =)

[Kolohe]

Supose:
f(x)=3Dsin^.5 (x^3) * sec x * tan x^6

What is f'''''(x)?

[AnimeBabiie]

At 11/10/04 08:59 PM, legendary_keyblade wrote: what came first the chicken or the egg?

It's been biologicaly proven it was the egg :\

[shift]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It was coming.... I had to post it.

[ChaseIsGame1]

At 11/10/04 08:59 PM, Boyboy_and_Manman wrote:

At 11/10/04 08:59 PM, legendary_keyblade wrote: what came first the chicken or the egg?

It's been biologicaly proven it was the egg :\

lol sure it did, where do you guys come up with this crap?

[Volcom]

At 11/10/04 08:55 PM, Gooch_20-04 wrote: How many fingers am I holding up?

13?

[Miles]

At 11/10/04 08:59 PM, mastershaked wrote: Supose:
f(x)=3Dsin^.5 (x^3) * sec x * tan x^6

What is f'''''(x)?

holy shit thats a crap load of derivitives

[AnimeBabiie]

At 11/10/04 09:01 PM, ---89--- wrote:

At 11/10/04 08:55 PM, Gooch_20-04 wrote: How many fingers am I holding up?

13?

Not funny.

[Umsutfeersme]

Why on earth would someone have thought drinking what came out of a cow's udder was a good idea?

[Kolohe]

At 11/10/04 09:01 PM, Miles_ wrote: holy shit thats a crap load of derivitives

Yup, the fifth one to be exact.

[East525]

At 11/10/04 09:02 PM, Umsutfeersme wrote: Why on earth would someone have thought drinking what came out of a cow's udder was a good idea?

They were gettin paid a shitload of money.

[ulcaniamozep]

At 11/10/04 08:59 PM, mastershaked wrote: Supose:
f(x)=3Dsin^.5 (x^3) * sec x * tan x^6

What is f'''''(x)?

a stupid, stupid, symbol that has nothing to do with real life

[Phobotech]

Three questions, Oh Mighty Guru...

1. WTF duz l33t mean!?!?1
2. Where did the NG Tank logo come from (That's just trivial; I know that one)
3. If Angelina Joline and J-Lo SOMEWHOW reproduced, how hot would their daughter be?

I await your answer, all-knowing Guru....

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

What word (a real word) rhymes with “purple”?

[JohnnyWang]

If you are allmighty, can you create a stone to heavy for yourself to lift?

[Jossos]

Why are you a fucking dimwit? Riddle me that.

[SubKutz]

Who invented underpants?

[Goatpower]

Why aren't you answering, at all??

[Yoow]

Why did you make this topic, if your a guru why didnt you know it would be crap in the first place?

[wadetype]

At 11/10/04 09:01 PM, ChaseIsGame1 wrote:

At 11/10/04 08:59 PM, Boyboy_and_Manman wrote:

At 11/10/04 08:59 PM, legendary_keyblade wrote: what came first the chicken or the egg?

It's been biologicaly proven it was the egg :\

lol sure it did, where do you guys come up with this crap?

It's a little thing we call "EVOLUTION" idiot, the pre-chicken had an egg, inside it was a mutant pre-chicken, the chicken we all know and love, that my friend is the story of evolution.

[KyleRoberts]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? EH? ANSWER THAT, FUCKFACE!!!!

[Sh4d3y]

maybe the guru not gona answer any questions because his answers are probably "ALL". Peace up

[SharkStein]

At 11/10/04 08:53 PM, ulcaniamozep wrote: I know all! Ask me anything! Unless it is a truck question like "Why do you suck u noob u bitch uuuuuuu....." I hate those morons!

Should i get a boobjob ?