Ho...Ho...Fucking Ho...

[Zef]

Okay boys and girls post what you want for christmas, and I (santa zef) will decide if you have been a good enough child to receive anything that ISN'T a lump of coal this christmas!

[theblinddevil]

didnt someone just make a what do you want for xmas thread?

[Zerok]

I want a new X-mas Present thread!
Oh, wait..

[Zef]

At 11/10/04 05:10 PM, Chrome- wrote: Can I have a lump of coal?

NO you have been a BAD BOY! Not even coal for you! Just soem good raw christmas day spanking!

[Matt]

Can a have a pink elephant?

[Zef]

_matt_ says: Can a have apink elephant?

YES you can you lovely lovely little boy!

At 11/10/04 05:11 PM, theblinddevil wrote: didnt someone just make a what do you want for xmas thread?

You get fuck all this christmas you dirtly little faggot ball!

[Chumbawamba]

Okay, I want the Nintendo DS and all the games that come with it. Can you manage that?

[Matt]

At 11/10/04 05:12 PM, -Zef- wrote:

_matt_ says: Can a have apink elephant?

YES you can you lovely lovely little boy!

Wait, now i changed my mind, can i have a purple elephant?

[PowerMadx5z]

Can I see my son? I just want to visit him.....whole restraining order thing....

[Morextremist]

At 11/10/04 05:09 PM, -Zef- wrote: Okay boys and girls post what you want for christmas, and I (santa zef) will decide if you have been a good enough child to receive anything that ISN'T a lump of coal this christmas!

Moloko

[Zef]

-king-o-games- wrote: Okay, I want the Nintendo DS and all the games that come with it. Can you manage that?

Course i fucking can ! I am santa Zef ! You get all that and matt's unwanted pink elephant!

No more elephants for the boy who want wants wants!

[Matt]

At 11/10/04 05:15 PM, -Zef- wrote: No more elephants for the boy who want wants wants!

But, but, but, i made this for you Santa.

*hands over wooden pickle with bloodstains*

(does anybody get my reference yet?) :(

[Kazzar]

I want this for christmas

[Tezzerr]

Two words for you santa zef.... Monkey. Butler.

[nickja]

yay i finally get a gift lol yayyyyy can i have a hug plzzzzz

[MartinSargent]

I want to be the host of X-Play. Make it so, Santa, and maybe I will grant you 3 wishes...

[thedemonservant]

i want a red rider bbgun just like ralphy

[VeryProudofYa]

I want my virginity back. Damn whore and her crabs....

[The-Saviour]

i want alien hominid ! hey zef .. i think i have you in my msn list .. my e-mail is [e-mail] ( im not spaming my e-mail ... im just talking to zef -- -don't want to get banned )

[Squatting-Dog]

Can I have a midget?

[AapoJoki]

Please buy me this for Christmas...

[Dry-Ice]

Dear Santa Zef, Please Please Please buy me one of These.

Please!

[Squatting-Dog]

At 11/10/04 05:58 PM, itsrashady wrote: Can I have a midget?

Actually can I have a midget and a wookie?

[StarNG]

Im getting new pillows and there cases, comfortor, and sheets for christmas. Along with (hopefully) a new Cell phone and some more video games. Alot of bath and body stuff etc etc

[Le-Baron]

I've been the "goodest" boy ever this year. Gooder than the goodest, blackest kid ever. Please get me a Balrog.

[Gheyz0r]

I want a pair of severed grandpa testicles in my ears LMAO

[EyelessArchfiend]

I want a blunt object to hit you with...And if you ocntinue...I'll kick things