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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:14:35 Reply

Damn, that movie was fucking funny.

People need to learn to be a little more confident in their sexuality, that way they can actually laugh at humour like this.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:18:31 Reply

At 11/4/04 05:57 PM, Osric wrote: Okay sir, I respect your right to have your own opinion, but you have to understand that religion doesn't rule our lives anymore.
It's unfair for you Cristians to shove your ideas down the throats of people who don't even belong to your sect.

I understand that. This is a moral nation though, and religion and morality play a large role in development of our policies and our laws. If I thought it was a strictly religious argument, I would agree with you, but I see it as a larger social issue. This issue surpasses Christianity, it is a part of Judeo-Christian ethics, the ethics that our country was founded on.

Mind you, marriage isn't a right under any circumstance. Polygamy was outlawed for the exact same reasons as the ones I am giving. I support equal rights and civil unions, and to some extent I support privatizing marriage most. I consider marriage a God made bond rather than a government given right.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:19:51 Reply

At 11/4/04 07:10 PM, Bubba_Phat wrote: I'm Christian. I'm religious. I know that the Bible doesn't say being gay is a sin. I do my homework.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that sexual acts bewteen men are taboo according to the big book. It doesn't appear to mention anything about lesbianism, however. I don't believe that loving another man emotionally is a sin, either.

You shouldn't blame Bush being voted on Christians - blame it on hicks. They're the real cause that we're under control of a fucktart for another four years.

Most "hicks" happen to be members of the Cristian sect.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:21:39 Reply

I agree, that short was awsome! I laughed my ass off

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:27:34 Reply

At 11/4/04 05:53 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: When was the last time God talked anyone? It's been awhile. Maybe he's changed the definition.

You can have a relationship with God, many do obviously. He speaks to us through our prayers and through the Bible.

Besides, how are you so sure thats what God even said? The bible slightly hints at it? Perhaps. But who wrote the bible? Man. And even if the orginial Bible is the definite truth, its been translated and rewriten. Kings have changed it to their liking. Can't be trusted.

The Bible specifically spells it out in both the new and old testament. He also designed our bodies and our reproduction systems specifically for girl on guy action, or vica versa. I used to believe that it was man wrote the Bible, and I used the same rationale to justify why acts of homosexualism and abortion are acceptable.

Remember, just because homosexuals are sinners doesn't make them any worse than any other person. They should have the rights to civil unions. However, marriage is a God-created union, not a right. Man cannot recreate it to be one.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:31:16 Reply

At 11/4/04 07:18 PM, Rooster349 wrote: I understand that. This is a moral nation though, and religion and morality play a large role in development of our policies and our laws.

If you can convince me that love between people of the same gender is somehow immoral, then I will be a very surprised young man.

I consider marriage a God made bond rather than a government given right.

Do you? Well I don't. Now where does that get us?

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:35:06 Reply

I think it'a the greatest thing he has ever made, besides Sprankton. You should put that on the front page.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:36:18 Reply

the whole lot of you are bitches whom deserved to be slapped by my big pee-pee...

Last 2 Men on Earth was FUNNY. I don't know why people bitch about it when you have a game about making a sleeping girl orgasm without her knowing it... and it shows the pussy.

That was the funniest shit ever...

"Last 2 Men on Earth"... on my favorite flashes.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:36:53 Reply

All i have to say is how funny i think it is when all these people give it bad marks and say its "disturbing", when they're likley the same people who wouldnt mind watching a lesbian flash. I dont nececarily like gay guys, but i do tolerate them, cuz it would be fucked up to be bias(sp?) like that. And the biggest thing i think is fucked up is the fact that those people are using God to spread they're hate.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:49:57 Reply

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:55:42 Reply

hehehe thats great. jeez they need to chill out. I thought that was a pretty funny movie. Where does the author say he is a Christan

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:58:52 Reply

Hahaha, that movie was halarious. The noises were kinda disgusting, and it did go on for a while, but it was still great. Wasn't this from the same guy who gave us 'This is Karen'? About the reviews, lol. I've noticed contradictions in peoples reviews before as well. One minute they're a complete homophobe, the next you wonder if they're gay themselves. I guess there are some really 'lost' people out there though, they just aren't opinionated enough to just stick with something...


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:03:51 Reply

At 11/4/04 07:36 PM, SpyderCMG15 wrote: And the biggest thing i think is fucked up is the fact that those people are using God to spread they're hate.

Here! HERE! I couldn't agree more!

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:04:21 Reply

lol@people

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:11:44 Reply

Fuck the bible (pronounced 'buy bull') and fuck christianity. Thats the stupidest religion in the world aright! Christians and catholics bitch SO MUCH about everything in this world its fucken ridiculous. I mean, do you see jews going around harassing homosexuals about their lives? Fucken christians, i hate them all with every inch of hate in my marrow!!!! (not all christians though). I hope some action was taken against these fucken dickheads, especially that fucker sniper491. Its unbelievable how these homo-haters think they can discriminate on such a high level like that and get away with it. Also, isnt it a coin-ky-dink that at the same of this gay bashing theres a protest against all these anti-bush videos? FUCK gOD, KILL HIM!!!!! I read that if it were ''last two WOmen on earth", it wouldve gotten a higher score. Un fucken believable. These concervatives oughta get that salt out of their vaginas.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:15:30 Reply

At 11/4/04 11:46 AM, cheesebizkit25 wrote: fucking stupid homophobes. im not gay but who gave you the fucking right to say its sick?

Um it's called free speech...

I think homosexuality between two men is disgusting as well, but that doesn't mean I won't fight for their right to do it.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:16:04 Reply

At 11/4/04 07:35 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I think it'a the greatest thing he has ever made, besides Sprankton. You should put that on the front page.

Spranktron was on the front page... wasnt it?

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:22:13 Reply

Ahhhhhhhh.........nothing I love more then when supposed "Christians" are shown to be hypocrites.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:26:26 Reply

Jesus should come up and bitch-slap YOU. You're fucktards. All of you. Go fuck yourself. I don't believe how fucking homophobic you are. You all disgust me and you're all going to hell, not them.
Fuck off, fuckheads.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:29:18 Reply

At 11/4/04 08:03 PM, Duke_Phillips wrote:
At 11/4/04 07:36 PM, SpyderCMG15 wrote: And the biggest thing i think is fucked up is the fact that those people are using God to spread they're hate.
Here! HERE! I couldn't agree more!

You sir, are a genius. I salute you!!!! Death to religious hate!

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:31:13 Reply

This is what I wrote in my review:

I can see why some people would be offended by this. Since when are straight people supposed to not be bothered by gay sex? I'd find it sick if I saw two old people fucking, does that mean I'm oldaphobic? I do accept homosexuality and I think the deserve all the same rights, including marriage, but that doesn't mean I want to hear what their buttfucking sounds like. That's just my opinion anyway.

I really wasn't all that offended by that as I've seen worse, but my point is simple and that is I don't think it's right that everyone expects straight people to not be bothered by homosexual sex. Come on man, I don't want to see my parents or my grandparents fuck either, that doesn't mean I hate or fear them. I'm sick of the word "homophobe" being brought out anytime someone expresses disgust for seeing images of homosexuals having sex.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:32:32 Reply

I'm a Republican. I'm pro-Bush. While I don't think gays should "burn in hell," I'm still slightly homophobic (meaning I'm UNCOMFORTABLE around gays, I don't hate them).

That movie was funny, and I hate those reviewers who seem brainless, but it was still disturbing.

"Ah yeah, you fucking bald piece of shit, ah yeah..."

While it's a minus, it's not that big. I'd rate the movie to be good overall.

I think I'll submit this as a review for the movie.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:33:53 Reply

At 11/4/04 08:11 PM, BubbleKiller wrote: Fuck the bible (pronounced 'buy bull') and fuck christianity. Thats the stupidest religion in the world aright! Christians and catholics bitch SO MUCH about everything in this world its fucken ridiculous. I mean, do you see jews going around harassing homosexuals about their lives? Fucken christians, i hate them all with every inch of hate in my marrow!!!! (not all christians though). I hope some action was taken against these fucken dickheads, especially that fucker sniper491. Its unbelievable how these homo-haters think they can discriminate on such a high level like that and get away with it.

I think it's unbelievable how you can talk about discrimination and then hate christianity on the same level. Hating the haters doesn't make you any better then they are.

Putting the 'not all christians though' line in you rant is like saying I'm not a racist some of my best friends are black.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:34:12 Reply

I was one of the people who gave the mentioned flash submission a negative score.Of course, the reason for that is not because of the portrayal of homosexuality (I have no problem with that sexual orientation), but for the ignorant portrayal of God. Art is not defined, or made good, by shock value, but by the value of the art within and its message as a whole. The cartoon was wholly irresponsible for what it showed - not homosexuality, but a false and immature image of God.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:38:21 Reply

What was the Purpose of this message by tom???

Im so confused..


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:40:25 Reply

At 11/4/04 07:36 PM, SpyderCMG15 wrote: they're likley the same people who wouldnt mind watching a lesbian flash.

Yeah because we're men, we like women's bodies, two women getting it on = double the fun. As for men, straight guys don't find them attractive, therefore why should we want to see them have sex with each other?

This is not a good example though because this flash movie wasn't that bad. The worst part was the buttfucking sounds, but other than that it didn't offend me that much. What bothers me more is hearing people call anybody who thinks it's gross, "homophobic". Ok some of those reviews were over the top, but still I don't see what's wrong with people being bothered by seeing gay sex. I don't have to prove that I love my grandparents by saying that I wouldn't mind watching them have sex.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:09:54 Reply

It was a flash that wasn't to be taken seriously. I reviewed it and I gave it a 5 for that it was nothing but guy on guy porn, and the plus the animation wasn't all that great. But I did think it was funny as hell.
Some of the reviews that Tom Fulp showed were hurtful towards the creator Marc. whatever-his name-is, and it seems those you took the flash too seriously are nothing but close-minded bastards that couldn't take a joke.
The flash reminded me of a pratical joke that you'd do to a friend; like dump shit in his mouth while he is sleeping, to make it look like he is eating it, then take a picture....... or am I the only one that does that? Na' , I'm just kiddin'...
But seriously, the people who did all those horrible reviews need to realize that is just stupid humor, and if you can't at least realize that they're not be serious then you've got a very horrible sense of humor; that or no sense of humor*.

*And if anyone says "I do have a sense of humor I just didn't find it funny", then they should still at least realize that the stupid humor wasn't ment to be taken seriously!

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:10:49 Reply

I am scared of gay people, okay not really but true god didn't mean it to be that way.

The movie was great in my opinion because there was only the two guys and did you notice god's reaction after they fucked. I was a little bit skeptical about it at first but come on. I could not stop thinking that God gave the other guy that was doing the fucking the Uterus. He did seem more feminine to me anyway. Great movie.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:23:56 Reply

People who are offended by homo sexual acts are gay themselfs

hmm do you and wade wanna tell us somthing tom =p

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:26:33 Reply

I dislike people who are so closed-minded to say that being gay is sick. I am not gay, but no one has any reason to say that they are sick. And that whole gay marraige thing, I am ok with that because just because they are gay doesn't mean they aren't still people. Some may say that being gay goes against God, but just because they can't get married doesn't mean they won't stay together anyways. This reminds me of not letting women vote and other discriminatory laws of that sort.