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Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:43 AM Reply

The critics are raving! Here are some of the reviews that have been posted for The Last 2 Men on Earth:

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This was the sickest piece of shit on newgrounds. It was funny at first but then when the two characters (Quier Characters) started having sex that crossed the line. Men and women have children. Not men and men. God never intended it to be like that.

OTHER REVIEW BY THIS USER:

Movie: Sailor Moon Giving Head

Oh boy that was so funny!
Score: 9

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What a waste of time this was!! It was morally irresponsible. Devilishly stupid and a conformity of 0 values. Also, there`s no doubt the dude before me is gay, so no points given on his opinion since he is already "marked".

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dude you must be a fag to make an animation were some guy fucks another in the but. you filty san fransiscoian

OTHER REVIEW BY THIS USER:

Movie: Fallen Angel

its funny.... a blonde haired big breasted woman....this wasn't meant for men AT ALL! exlecent style though
Score: 9

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The concept was interesting enough, but the part with them actually having sex completely killed this animation. It turned a potential 7 or 8 into a 2. I don't think anybody wanted to see that, or hear it. Retract those herculean leaps over the maturity bar and make some good animation, please.

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Of course, being gay is a sin. It says so in the Bible.

Thou shalt not lay with man, as lay with woman.

That is sick. And disturbing. God would never leave two men alone on Earth.

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Totally sick, but just about sums gay men up. They'll jump on whatever's available. And no, that's not an ignorant comment, I've seen it happen outside of this flash, so no liberals going "You ignorant bigot!" Please.

OTHER REVIEW BY THIS USER:

Movie: Banana Erotica

I got a "banana" myself watching this 0.O
Score: 10

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that was pretty gay dude...

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The reference to God in that move was just wrong. I can't understand how people can ignore the fact the Sadum and Gamohara was destroyed for the same reason. and if you claim to be Christian I really hope that this movie was funny to you because it's probly BOUGHT YOU A TRIIP TO HELL. lord knows that after I saw that I think its a good punishment for Degrading God like that. It was not funny and just made me completely sick. Again may you burn in hell for this trash that you made

OTHER REVIEW BY THIS USER:

Game: Sex Kitten Sim Date
Summary, as stated by author: "Gay"

This was not what a dating sim is about. It wasnt even worth the 3 minutes I wasted on "playing" it next time you had better come back and put some.....oh god what is is called....oh yeah EFFORT into a game
Score: 4

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This was extremely disturbing as well as disgusting. The animating was terrible and even if it was animated well, it made me sick to watch it. You really need help, I'm sorry if I'm being harsh but this crap doesn't belong on the front page, or anywhere else for that matter except for your sick twisted mind. DO NOT WATCH THIS, TWO MEN HAVING SEX! Man, you need jesus.

OTHER REVIEW BY THIS USER:

Game: Bitch Slap Bush

Wow, I thought this game sucked. Beside the fact that I'm pro-bush I also think this game was really stupid. It must have taken you hours to write all that actionscript...rite. Other animations make fun of the president, and are good for a few laughs, but dragging a floating hand across the screen as fast as you can...can anyone say "gay". Oh ya, Kerry sucks.

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THATS IT!im leaving newgrounds forever.this movie sucked ass so much that it would make your ass bleed for 3 months.how much fucking more shit can there be on this website?like i said before, if there was another crappy ass game or flash i would leave newgrounds forever, and what do u know, this shit happens, and it gets first on the front page. Fuck you Marc. M. Fuck u and fuck everyone you know. unless u know fulp, but fuck u anyway.you are the fucking worse author ever to fucking exist on this fucking planet u fucking dicknose assfuck.go suck your moms cock and go lick your dads pussy.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:46 AM Reply

fucking stupid homophobes. im not gay but who gave you the fucking right to say its sick? all those negative reviewers should be shot in the fucking face


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:46 AM Reply

That movie was hilarious! It reminds me of that "Knock Knock" animation.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:49 AM Reply

Holy crap, that is crazy, This movie is as spilt as the bush and kerry race. Jesus chirst It is sick yeah but It was a joke, God din't need to kill them, they were fucked anyways HA fucked.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:52 AM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:46 AM, cheesebizkit25 wrote: all those negative reviewers should be shot in the fucking face

...and how is this comment suppose to help matters?!
Yes, theremarks are hateful but yours is no better.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:52 AM Reply

Newgrounds - Run by smart people, loved by idiots... that's all I have to say haha. I get so many reviews like that it's ridiculous, yet on another portal site I hardley get any. It's just 12 year olds trying to look big.

News flash people, you're not looking tough by going "You suck" on the internet. Nobody cares about your opinion unless you make a point.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:52 AM Reply

That movie was kinda odd, but some of those people who left comments... Cripes... Even I am not that harsh towards gay people (Especially since a few of my friends are homosexuals).

The people who left those comments are the kind that have an issue with one expressing themself in their own way. They are quite ignorant.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:53 AM Reply

i found it pretty funny when i watched it except that the guy had to talk dirty that kinda ruined it, but it was funny with the god part

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:55 AM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:52 AM, -Biomedical_dude- wrote:
At 11/4/04 11:46 AM, cheesebizkit25 wrote: all those negative reviewers should be shot in the fucking face
...and how is this comment suppose to help matters?!
Yes, theremarks are hateful but yours is no better.

men, i was just really angry after reading those. i know a guy whos gay and he gets shit from everybody, but i still stand by what i said


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:56 AM Reply

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THATS IT!im leaving newgrounds forever.this movie sucked ass so much that it would make your ass bleed for 3 months.how much fucking more shit can there be on this website?like i said before, if there was another crappy ass game or flash i would leave newgrounds forever, and what do u know, this shit happens, and it gets first on the front page. Fuck you Marc. M. Fuck u and fuck everyone you know. unless u know fulp, but fuck u anyway.you are the fucking worse author ever to fucking exist on this fucking planet u fucking dicknose assfuck.go suck your moms cock and go lick your dads pussy.
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WOW!! That last review probably was more offensive than the actual movie!! how many times can one person say 'fuck' before they write something like that? and the last part, suck your mom's dick and your dad's pussy???? I think that reviewer is a little mixed up.

Anyway I thought the reviews were pretty amusing. I seen the flash but didn't have any volume so I really don't know what was so funny, could someone give me the dialog of it;) thanks.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:57 AM Reply

Damn, that was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.


#coys

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 11:59 AM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:53 AM, jamie_mcguire wrote: i found it pretty funny when i watched it except that the guy had to talk dirty that kinda ruined it, but it was funny with the god part

are you kidding?! the dirty talking was like the best part.

anyways, who in the heck wants to worship a god who sentences people to "burn in hell" for making flash cartoons?

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:00 PM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:46 AM, RageVI wrote: That movie was hilarious! It reminds me of that "Knock Knock" animation.

Oh man, that movie had me creased when I saw it a few months ago, and Marc M didn't let me down with this one. He is without a doubt one of the most talented contributers to Newgrounds... as far as comedy goes, at least.
It's a shame people are so uptight about things, especially a damn cartoon which is clearly not meant to be taken seriously and obviously intended to be just a silly thing to raise a few laughs.

>:(


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:01 PM Reply

I'm a Christian who thought the movie was hilarious. It's a joke, not meant to be taken seriously. I find it sad that so many other Christians are so freaking ignorant that they're too afraid to laugh. It's not anti-Christian in anyway, it's just a joke. A funny one too. All of those reviewers are the reason why Christianity gets a bad name. We're not all like that! Some of us aren't blinded by what elitist Christians want us to believe.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:03 PM Reply

Comments?

Their comments are disgraceful. I sure hope, appropriate action was taken, like torching the homophobes houses,

Failing that, I hope they were banned.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:08 PM Reply

Insecurity anyone?

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:09 PM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:52 AM, A17roolz wrote: It's just 12 year olds trying to look big.

And / or the huge mass of sexually insecure people who use the internet. Most awesome movies have a whole bunch of idiots giving them zeros because people think that thier poorly typed review will have some sort of impact on the author, save making them laugh.

The ones that make me mad are the ones that were meant to tens, as in 7-10 for all the sub catgories and a good review, but then people somehow fuck up and make them zero.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:12 PM Reply

some people only see black and white, they dont see whats behind the cut

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:12 PM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:43 AM, TomFulp wrote:
THATS IT!im leaving newgrounds forever.
Comments?

Yeah, glad he left. We don't need more people like that here.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:13 PM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:43 AM, TomFulp wrote: The critics are raving!

It's good to have you back, Tom. Some inspired choices for the Front Page, I particularly liked 'Forest Ranger'... heh, I thought the reviews for that were bad until I read these.

Unfortunately it's a fact that at least 5% of NG reviewers are ignorant little gobshites who have nothing better to do than drag others down into their mental cess-pool. These people will probably grow up to work in the paparazzi. Main problem is, much as you dislike them, it's usually virtually impossible to ignore them.

I'm just thankful for the kind, constructive & positive reviewers out there who genuinely want to offer something in return for Flash authors' hard work.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:14 PM Reply

There can't be anything in this world that is good, that isn't also controversial. So to know you have actually made something great, there has to be a group of people who totally dispise what you've done.

I think it was George Carlin who said something like... "It's nice having fans, but it's better knowing that thousands of people hate you. That's when you know you've done something big."

Something along those lines anyways...


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:14 PM Reply

Some people really need to take that broom out of their respectful asses.
I mean come on. People should be more open-minded about everything. Religion, if you're a good "follower", doesn't allow all that kind of stuff such as homosexuality, rock music, drugs or whatever (kind of like that twisted website where they sell a book for the youth ... about the "truth" and shit... scary).

Anyways. People are dumb dumb dumb.
With all due respect to republicans (that's Bush's party if I'm not mistaking) and evangelists and all that kind of stuff. Here's a funny image.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:21 PM Reply

At 11/4/04 12:14 PM, alexsmolik wrote:
Anyways. People are dumb dumb dumb.
With all due respect to republicans (that's Bush's party if I'm not mistaking) and evangelists and all that kind of stuff. Here's a funny image.

Hey, leave it to the French kid to turn this topic into a Bush bashing. Way to go, ace.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:25 PM Reply

i think its insane. A lot of those users who left those negative abusive comments have a load of totally normal ones, in most of the cases this is their worst comment and yet some of the comments are really really bad. I think its really strange how a user can seem totally normal in comments and then just let loose on a harmless film, i think the title makes it fairly obvious whats gunna happen, so if ya dont like it, dont watch it.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:26 PM Reply

I dont think i could care any less.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:26 PM Reply

Some people just don't know how to take a joke. Ah well, there have always been people like that and there always will be. Nothing we can do but laugh at their silly reviews.

Awesome cartoon Mark M. - funny stuff.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:28 PM Reply

that was pretty gay dude...


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:36 PM Reply

At 11/4/04 12:28 PM, Sean_Connery wrote: that was pretty gay dude...

OTHER REVIEW BY THIS USER:

Movie: Alphabet History
Summary, as stated by author: "Nice movie"

What a better way to sing the alphabet song than with porn in between. It's like a porn-and-letter sandwich. Yummy. Thank you. That might just be the most interactive movie on NG.
Score: 7

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:39 PM Reply

At 11/4/04 11:43 AM, TomFulp wrote: HATE... = [

You know what they say about artists, if you strike such strong emotion, you've done it right!

BUT TOM... THAT CRAPPY SMACK GEORGE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its just a rip off of this game...

http://www.flamjam.com/spank/

(i'd put the authors side here.... his site takes for ever to load.)

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 12:42 PM Reply

There is no place in this world for politics and religion. Osama Bin Laden is a prime example for all you pro-Bush people. The Iraqi people probably feel exactly the same way towards Bush as we do towards Bin Laden. No doubt there are people who follow and believe in Bin Laden the same way most of America follows Bush.

No, I don't favour Kerry, I'm Canadian. I don't give a shit who runs the USA so don't be immature and bust out your L337 flaming skills. Both candidates have/had serious flaws in my opinion.

I for one would not give a fuck if some random kid over the internet bashed any of my work. I would, however, respond accordingly if it was wholly unfair and have done so in the past...compare Austin Everage's animations with his comments on other people's work and you will know what I mean -
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/82303.

Calling an animation gay, because it is has gay themes, is very, very, VERY redundant. It only proves that most people who actually take the time to state the obvious with so much conviction are severely limited in their spectrum of thought and intelligence.