Trick or Treat?

[Wadezilla]

I swear I'm going to become the grumpy old man who only the daring kids go up to on Halloween. I'm going to be the one who installs a device that explodes on touch inside my door. That will stop the first wave of them. When more come there will be chain guns set up in the front doorway to mow some of them down. I also plan to have some nooses coming out of the window above the door to strangle some of the little fuckers. You can't forget the innocent puddles that they like to splash in. Well, these puddles will be gasoline. Once they reach my door, they don't get candy, only a lit match to the feet.

Trick or treat?

Yeah, it's a trick, called "you die".

[Oro]

Amen.

[DarkArchon]

At 11/1/04 12:49 AM, Wadezilla wrote:
Yeah, it's a trick, called "you die".

That is awesome, and should be made into either a really cool flash movie, or a video game.. Ooh.. the ideas!

This is just purely insane.. hmmmm....

[Quetzalcoatl-88]

release the hounds too, like mr. Burns, to finish off the survivors.

[Guisedge]

I can see you riding the NG tank through the smoldering ruins of Halloween Town. =D

[iscrulz]

LOL every body ask trick or treat but were are the tricks at. They die 200 years ago.

[Oro]

I hate Halloween now lol. Screaming kids hitting my god damn doorbell 3849 times screaming and crying for candy, throwing their fat hands all over me and trying to take my soul. GAWD. I felt like telling one of the girls that she didnt need anymore candy. And then I almost told the parents of some annoying ass kid not to reproduce anymore. Another good one to call them is "Broken Condom". Blah. </rant>

[Enoll]

Some kid was about to egg my house last year so
i chased him off with an axe..
now THAT was a treat for me.
>:D

[Oro]

At 11/1/04 01:50 AM, Enoll wrote: Some kid was about to egg my house last year so
i chased him off with an axe..
now THAT was a treat for me.
>:D

HA. My friends were fuckin with me last night and doorbell ditching my house, thinkin it was only me that was home and my brother ran outside and scared them all to shit. He got in his car and almost ran them over. Good times. =)

[CaptainBob]

At 11/1/04 12:55 AM, Quetzalcoatl_88 wrote: release the hounds too, like mr. Burns, to finish off the survivors.

or release the bees? or release the hounds with the bees in their mouth so when the hounds bark the bees fly out and sting you?

[HornedReaper]

yea, i hate getting the door on halloween

[W-O-GG-O-D]

*pours sweets into bag and slowly runs away*

[AzureWrathHal]

At 11/1/04 12:49 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Trick or treat?

Yeah, it's a trick, called "you die".

That was hil-fucking-larious

thank you.

[DanAbnormal]

I hate it when people come trick or treating like a week before halloween.

[JohnnyWang]

Also remember

Landmines
lurking pedophiles
trapdoors
real bats
gate that you can enter thru, but not exit
high fence.

and, never forget:
Evul laugh
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!!!11evelne