The Piconjo Rant

[StarrCorps]

That's it. I can't hold it in any more. My brain is literally trying to twist itself trying to understand this BULLSHIT! Now some of you have already seen me here and there. Some of you might like me and I know some of you already don't like me but I'm not here to discuss that. Save that for another topic.

What the fuck is up with this Piconjo bullshit?! Why the hell do idiots follow this douchebag and repeat his stupid catch phrase. Speaking of "Piconjo luvs j00" isn't that Barney's quote? "Barney loves you"? YES! That's it isn't it?! That's been gawning at my brain forever because I knew I had heard it somewhere. See? More proof that anything Piconjo does is just bullshit.

Now here's another thing that's really chapping my hide. I get a lot of Piconjo fan boys (I call them morons) tell me they like Piconjo and accuse me of liking "overrated crap". Hey I got a news flash for you morons.

"Overrated" is a word we use to describe something that has been blown way out of proportion without a damn good reason. Yeah, that'd be Piconjo. Why? Because all he does in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS FUCKING MOVIES, is bitch and moan and make fun of and steal and complain about LF, Foamy, J&R, and some other people I can't think of off the top of my head. Want fucking proof? Go watch the movies by those other people.
Piconjo rips the audio and images from other flash artists. I can't even begin to understand why they don't press charges in some of those cases. It would quickly put the little bastard out of business wouldn't it?

And when he's not making fun of other people. He's trying to convince all of NG that his dick is the biggest thing since the world trade center. Some of you people might not care about 9/11 and I'm with you there. "Hey it happened, get over it" but I won't tolerate little red headed bitches using it to mock other artists and compare his boner to a famous structure. I don't fucking care and neither do several hundred NG users.
You hear me? No one fucking cares about your tiny ass penis, you buttfucking bastard.

I think what I find more frustrating than all of this, is that he DOES possess talent. That's right. You heard me, I admitted that Piconjo has talent as a flash artist. He does know what he's doing.

HOWEVER, it is completely overshadowed by the fact that he has an overwhelming desire to fuck anyone more popular than himself.

I also noticed that there's a story about how Piconjo helped LF on his movie and somehting went bad and now they hate each other, blah blah blah blah blah. You know, I might have believed that if not for a few simple reasons.

THey say piconjo did the animation but the only thing he has ever done are stick figures fucking. The only time his name is on something that looks good is when he's paired up with someone else and that's a clear sign that Piconjo himself isn't a good drawer. Either am I but I'm not the one buttfucking everything now am I?
"But wait! You said Piconjo has talent as a flash artist" Yes I did, even though they are stick figures, Piconjo shows that he can make clean transitions from one scene to the next. He's figures don't clip either. That's good enough for me, why? No of your damn business.

Secondly, Piconjo is a big douchebag. If he's got beef with LF then why does he have to make fun of and steal other work from other artist? OH WAIT! Don't say because they're overrated. I already addressed that. Scroll up and read it. These were good, clean, honest people who love their work and love to make us laugh. Piconjo is a 13 year old child who's just now beginning to understand that his dick can enlarge when he looks at ass. I have no idea where I was going with that but that's what a fucking rant is!!! Its a fucking mess of friggin' rage!!

Okay....that's enough for now. I'm feeling a lot better. I'm still making that movie. 5% and still going Piconjo. It'll be done soon enough. I got the characters, a script, and a scene.

DOWN WITH PICONJO!
Send that bastard to Flash Hell!

[TheCatsLeotards]

All I can say is, thank you for not posting that fucking apple.

That is all.

and now for your viewing pleasure, some man teets:

[Gheyz0r]

but Piconjo gives ur life purpose :~)
how can u not <3 him for taht?

[animegirl155]

dude your so right about this but i stoped trying ages ago stoping him BUT I THINK ITS GETTING OLD

and they say legendaryfrog is overrated

[StarrCorps]

At 10/31/04 01:11 AM, animegirl155 wrote: dude your so right about this but i stoped trying ages ago stoping him BUT I THINK ITS GETTING OLD

and they say legendaryfrog is overrated

Overrated? D-Did you even read the rate? See this is what I'm talking about. Its this lack of information and self thought that keep people like Piconjo in business. Do you even watch LF?! He's art is his own, the sound quality is good. The humor is safe, friendly, and good for anyone and he doesn't waste his time making fun of anyone else (And in case you were wondering. No, I am not beyond something like that.) Read the fucking rant. Reading is good for you. Now read it!

[MidnyteRayne]

Rants always fail, I should know, I've made plenty of em. Piconjo has talent, but most of the time he uses it to bash LegendaryFrog. LegendaryFrog has really good talent, but he is overrated. I say, to each his own.

[thisisasignin]

At 10/31/04 01:05 AM, TimothyGoesToJail wrote: All I can say is, thank you for not posting that fucking apple.

I was thinking the same thing

[Novelties]

this load of shit just made walt disney roll over in his frozen popsicle of a grave

or was that madonna

meh

WHO GIVES A CRAP?¿?¿

[The-Homo-Flash-Bros]

Hey why dont you shut the hell up you dont have any animations so dont talk. N00b so listen to the pic

[StarrCorps]

At 10/31/04 01:39 AM, The_Homo_Flash_Bros wrote: Hey why dont you shut the hell up you dont have any animations so dont talk. N00b so listen to the pic

Oh I knew it was only a matter of time before the fan club came running to the rescue.

Oh wait....wait...hold on....I've just realized something. Holy shit, people get paid in the real world to review movies even thought they never make ONE. Now with that in mind I guess you really can't say that I don't know what I'm talking about based on the fact I've never submitted any movies without looking like a complete jackass.

[The-Homo-Flash-Bros]

At 10/31/04 01:43 AM, DeceivingMask wrote:
Oh I knew it was only a matter of time before the fan club came running to the rescue.

Oh wait....wait...hold on....I've just realized something. Holy shit, people get paid in the real world to review movies even thought they never make ONE. Now with that in mind I guess you really can't say that I don't know what I'm talking about based on the fact I've never submitted any movies without looking like a complete jackass.

oh come on we know you are a fan of our work. and also thats an actual picture of me! Good job you have earned it!

[Gomez14]

I didnt really think he had skill until i watch piconjo jam 20 which was good so now i just dont understand him cause he could actually show skill.

[AzureWrathHal]

You know, the funny thing about piconjo is how he rips on legendary frog for being over-rated, when he's nothing but an over-rated hack himself.

[TheLeoness]

Oh my god. After reading that, I would have to concur with that which you have so astutely stated. It's kind of scary how pissed off you are, though. Why do you care so much, some people wonder? I just ignore people who annoy me (but it IS kind of hard to ignore Piconjo).

[Janus]

Genocide is occuring on the planet, education is failing, the ozone layer is completely fucked, the rainforest is burning, Bush might get re-elected and right now at this very second there is someone being raped...

...and you're worried about someone doing parodies with ripped characters? Get a life.

-Janus

[StarrCorps]

At 10/31/04 01:37 AM, TheVampiress wrote: Oh my god. After reading that, I would have to concur with that which you have so astutely stated. It's kind of scary how pissed off you are, though. Why do you care so much, some people wonder? I just ignore people who annoy me (but it IS kind of hard to ignore Piconjo).

Finally some educated people. Including that guy above you. He's got a good head on his shoulder. I'm pissed because there's a system on NG. A system that clear states that if you suck. We blam you. There's also rules involved with stealing art work from other flash artists (But I guess they need to say something in order for it to take effect and I think most of the artists he makes fun of ignore him and don't see what he's doing) but anyway, Piconjo should have been gone a long time ago, there's not enough idiots in the world to support him. Everyone knows he has
multiple accounts and he's voting for himself repeatedly. Don't give me that IP address BS either. I know there are private IPs in the world but that's more IT stuff and I'd need to ask my roommate; they'd know more about that than I do.

In any case, even if the artists need to press against Piconjo for the rules to kick in. I would think the NG mods would see what he's doing and remove him. This guy doesn't even have credits in which he must state that anything he's used that is not his own or even his stupid LF paraody drawings, He must state that "Legendary Frog is the property of Joesph....blah blah (I can't spell his name) and all rights are reserved to him. You know something along those lines.

So basically this chump gets off scott free. In a way, he's fucking us all. Standing there with his tongue out going "nyah nyah nyah" People bust their asses making their work and this jerk is basically just shitting all over everything. He probably thinks he's got immunity or something. And technically he does, seeing as how no one seems to stop him. I dunno where I'm going with this right now, but I already agreed to make a movie in which I attack Piconjo. I can't back down now otherwise I just look like a bigger jack ass.

At the very least, there should be someone who makes fun of him too. No reason why not. It did give me a good starting idea. After that I can probably make something worthwhile. Just one movie making fun of Piconjo. Just one and then I'll do real work.

[byteofthat]

Piconjo does all of his work in good spirit, If he did it about me, i would laught at it, and that is what everyone else should do, why do you care even. piconjo <3's j00 and now......

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 10/31/04 01:37 AM, TheVampiress wrote: (but it IS kind of hard to ignore Piconjo).

I can say for myself, that I've never watched a piconjo movie, or a knox movie. I have no motivation, nor see any incentive to do so... so this way, some stuff happens and then some other stuff goes on and I'm all 'woooooberooooooo' yeah, kind of like that.

[StarrCorps]

At 10/31/04 02:15 AM, Swirling_Venom wrote: Piconjo does all of his work in good spirit, If he did it about me, i would laught at it, and that is what everyone else should do, why do you care even. piconjo <3's j00 and now......

More fan boys. There's nothing good spirited about his work. Its malicious and hateful and designed to be disrespectful to the flash community. He's an ass and its dumbasses such as yourself who keep him in business.

And I'm so sure you'd be laughing if Piconjo made over 2 dozen movies with you getting buttfucked.

Such a petty responce too. Just goes to show you how intelligent his fan boys really are. They don't know why the hell they like him.
But I'm not here about the fans. I here about the ripping off, lies, and the sheer fact that the only reason he's still here is because he's cheating.

and now....just for Swirling_Venom

[Gheyz0r]

ogm u r a regular woodwert an burnsteen!!1111

u haev exposed his sinistar machinations!!1111

he drinks teh blood of infents too i'll bet

oh yea

[Enoll]

The whole thing is an immature joke..
deal with it.

[byteofthat]

Wow, ripping of someone else stfu pic, your intellegent. The fact that you care and rant about him all the time shows signs of maturity, Im no fan boy, hes not even book marked as one of my favourite artists, I am a fan of me. You just cant find anything better to talk about so you whine and complain about nothing. tsk tsk tsk. His work isnt hateful and malicious, he does it for the fans as i would, he made a couple and generated a fanbase that demanded more, and that is exactly what he gave them, at least hes a flash artist that isnt cocerened with all the 10 year old n00bs going "ow my virgin eyes" so really just shutup, this is a battle you will never win.

[StarrCorps]

At 10/31/04 02:29 AM, Enoll wrote: The whole thing is an immature joke..
deal with it.

You got a good point. I'd have more success in teaching a rock how to talk. Okay, no more Piconjo rant. I'm offically taking a break. I need to friggin' breath for a few minutes.

Sorry for going off the hook. I hate with a passion.
I'm still doing that movie though!
I just won't talk about Piconjo anymore....for now.

[byteofthat]

Just remeber that he <3's j00 and you will be fine.

[animegirl155]

omg like i was being a noob

piconjo pwns j00

[Wandering-Warrior]

hahahaha rants are so funny ^_^

to the author of this thread-You need to calm down dude,just sit back and have a cookie.

[FatherVenom]

I agree with the sentiment but not so much with the presentation. Piconjo has become too similar to LF. He's a talented flash artist who makes flash without putting his all into it, but it still passes because he has a legion of fanboys. It's a little disheartening, but nothing about which to really be worried.

The real damage comes later when people new to flash watch Piconjo's flash and think that their flash of similar quality should pass. The problem isn't in their submitting this subpar flash because that garners blam points for all. It's that the new people don't understand why Piconjo passes and they don't. So they give up trying and NG loses potential talent that could have developed under the pressures of an audience.

Thanks for the sig swirling. I tailored it for my personal use.

[Ctiger]

OH MY FUCKING GOAWD! I CAN'T HANDLE THE INTERNET.

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Piconjo is only a joke by a few Newgrounds regulars with an alt account to make fun of the overrated hacks.

If you can't handle it, remove your self from the internet and quickly. Discover how beautiful the outside world was before you put on the furry costume.

Piconjo <3 j00

[AbortedFetus]

At 10/31/04 12:53 AM, StarrCorps wrote: "Piconjo luvs j00" isn't that Barney's quote? "Barney loves you"? YES! That's it isn't it?!

no the barney song is i love you you love me we're a happy family.

"Overrated" is a word we use to describe something that has been blown way out of proportion without a damn good reason. Yeah, that'd be Piconjo.

maybe you'll understand why him being overrated is one of the funniest things he's done. and one of the most difficult, it takes a freaking genius to turn crappy stick figure animations into something overrated.

Piconjo rips the audio and images from other flash artists. I can't even begin to understand why they don't press charges in some of those cases. It would quickly put the little bastard out of business wouldn't it?

he runs a business? how can you put him out of business when he doesnt even run one?
how about we put every artist who uses sprites photos and audio files out of business not just piconjo.

And when he's not making fun of other people. He's trying to convince all of NG that his dick is the biggest thing since the world trade center.

and since the wtc is destroyed it is the biggest thing ever.

You hear me? No one fucking cares about your tiny ass penis, you buttfucking bastard.

hes not going to believe that statement when you just spent three paragraphs talking about it.

THey say piconjo did the animation but the only thing he has ever done are stick figures fucking.

watch the confessions, piconjo jam 20, kerri's bigger invention, etc. you failed.

Piconjo is a 13 year old child who's just now beginning to understand that his dick can enlarge when he looks at ass.

you know what his movies tell us? they tell us about ourselves. if you think it's about a 13 year old homosexual child that tells us a lot about who you are.

if its one thing I've learned from reading all of the piconjo rants its that they always end in failure. by telling people how much you hate him that always makes him more popular. more popularity means more people are watching his movies which results in two things. they love him and become a fan. or they hate him and they tell everyone about his movies which spawn more fans and more people who hate him enough to post about him which spawns more fans and more posts which spawns more fans and posts which spawns more fans and posts which spawn more fans and posts.
which means you failed.

[PowerMadx5z]

Well, i agree with you on the most part,but some of his movies made me bust out laughing,im not fan boy either,i can never be anyones fan boy.....except a few choice people.......... so anyway,the only movies i laughed at were his confession movies,they made me crack up,im surprised he hasnt said hes actually antonio banderas! hahahaha good job on that post though starr,keep on keepin on!