Ya! Alien Hominid is out! Hey, whats this? PS2 version, Gamecube version... Gasp! Oh no you didn't! NO X-BOX VERSION!!!! Ok, maybe it was a mistake. Maybe it's taking longer than the others, to make it all purdy for my system... No, no luck.
Why! Why, for the love of God and all thing Holy or kinda Holy or not Holy or Santanic! Why! Why must you refuse us, of the X-box, fresh from Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge, and force us to stand and watch, with our Controllers worn out from many hours of intense play left over from Nov. 9th, as the other system take the prize and leave us. Why!
Why would you force us, of the Bill Gates System, to crumple under the lack of cute yellow alien! Why! I wanna see the fat kid, or jump on the head of a Soviet soldier myself!
WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!!!!
This is how serial killers are made!