At 10/24/05 12:09 PM, Andersson wrote: It was accurate too, each line that exsists in the book was parody:ed (Haha), everything. =/
Serious? How long did that take you to write then?
At 10/24/05 12:17 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Serious? How long did that take you to write then?
I came to the middle of the first book, even so, it was alot of work and must have taken me a week or something.
It had the same paragraphs as the real book too and everything. A pure comedy too. Oh, well.
At 10/24/05 12:24 PM, Andersson wrote: It had the same paragraphs as the real book too and everything. A pure comedy too. Oh, well.
I get the feeling that it would hvae been a pretty damn good read. Ever thought of trying to do it again?
At 10/24/05 12:27 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I get the feeling that it would have been a pretty damn good read.
Yeah, damn to be reminded of it sadens me. =P
Ever thought of trying to do it again?
Nah, I would never do that.
I did everything of it in my mind once, then I wrote it. To then do it again would be like doing it a fourth time.
At 10/24/05 12:41 PM, Andersson wrote: I did everything of it in my mind once, then I wrote it. To then do it again would be like doing it a fourth time.
I can understand why you wouldn't want to write it again if you planned everything out in your head before you even wrote anything down.
At 10/24/05 12:54 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I can understand why you wouldn't want to write it again if you planned everything out in your head before you even wrote anything down.
Yup. Buts that's how it is with most things I do. I get the idea while I'm sleeping, I make everything.
Then when I wake up, I start doing it for real. =P
At 10/23/05 07:24 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: I looked around for an exit. ‘What next?’ I heard a noise after my words, and I cocked my neck to the left. I listened.
Great, I thought. Never a moment's peace. There was a set of footsteps approaching. Here I stood again, looking at a potentially life-threatening situation, with no place to run or hide. I waited, frantically looking around for something to help me out of my predicament.
Having rooted through various storage boxes and lockers around the room, I plunged my hands into the jacket hung on the back of the door. Paydirt, as I grabbed the handle of a fair sized gun from within the pocket. I listened again, but the footfalls were getting fainter. I breathed out, my heart rate slowing slightly and my brainpower being diverted to areas of pain. I nearly collapsed.
I pulled the gun from the jacket and something fell out of the pocket. Quickly, I stashed the gun in my own pocket and picked up what looked like a data-card. I hobbled over to the console and inserted it in the waiting hole. A window opened and a message processed itself onto the screen:
"Roberto,
I am sorry for the deceit, the lies and the treachery. They have all been nessesary evils. You are in a bad state and need fixing up. The attached file is a map. Follow the bluebird and you will find all you need to get working again.
You will find me eventually, I promise you.
E."
A map flashed up on the screen, indicating where I should go along the corridors of the sewer system with a blue line. I really had no choice but to go there. If I didn't, I'd die for sure.
I left the room, passing the guy I'd killed. I felt sorry for his death, but not guilty. I made my way through the sewers almost to the end of the road, when I noticed this junction had a large inlet pipe, pouring gallons of water in every second. The pool below looked deep and I needed to head straight across the crossroads. There was no ladder down, so my only option was to jump.
I did not jump, so much as topple into the deep, fetid pool. Using my good leg and both of my arms, I managed to half-wade, half-swim across to the other side. The pain was excruciating, but I made it. I staggered down the last few yards of corridor and opened a service hatch into a room, where three people stood. That was the last thing I saw, as I passed out.
'Uh... What happened? Where am I?'
'Why don't you rest a while, you are still drowsy from the drugs.' There was a dim light in the room from over in the corner, where someone was working at a bench.
'Drugs?'
'We needed to keep you in a coma for several days, to prevent you dying, Roberto.'
'What did you do to me?'
'I saved your life. I fixed you.' A spry little man with a white goatee and a receeding hairline peered over me, grinning.
'Is there any chance you could do something about my leg? It's killing me!'
'What, that's hurting? We may need to take it off as well then.'
'AS WELL?! What the hell else did you cut off?!' My eyes widened and I nearly fell off the bed.
'Well, you lost a lot of blood from the rip in your thigh. It wasn't healing, so we had to... replace it.' I glanced down the bed at the blanket covering me. I twitched the blanket to one side and there I was, one leg of flesh and bone, the other mechanical from mid-thigh down to the floor. The toes wiggled and I was dumbfounded. I could control this leg, as if it were my own...
******************************
There you go. We've created a monster, how much further can it go, before someone decids to end it?
At 10/24/05 04:50 PM, Coop83 wrote: There you go. We've created a monster, how much further can it go, before someone decids to end it?
Excellent, now things can get moving again!
Failgrounds.
At 10/24/05 05:11 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote: Excellent, now things can get moving again!
Alright, what is this about? Seems intresting...
Maybe I could join?
At 10/24/05 05:25 PM, Andersson wrote: Alright, what is this about? Seems intresting...
Its astory being written by myslef, Gum,Coop,The Doctor,Myst,Scribbler and Mick the champion ( I think thats everyone?)
Maybe I could join?
Heh heh, If you can go through all the stuff that's already been written and somehow make sense of it then you'll be most welcome I should imagine.
At 10/24/05 05:41 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Heh heh, If you can go through all the stuff that's already been written and somehow make sense of it then you'll be most welcome I should imagine.
Ah... Damn I don't think I want to do that... =/
At 10/24/05 05:25 PM, Andersson wrote: Alright, what is this about? Seems intresting...
It is a collab story we are all pitching in on. We each write a part when it is our turn and cycle.
Maybe I could join?
If no one objects you could take the spot that is now not filled... I forget who opted out, but I do remember there is an open spot, but its a group effort, so I will leave it up to majority.
At 10/24/05 05:43 PM, Andersson wrote: Ah... Damn I don't think I want to do that... =/
Haha, ya. It isn't too, too long yet... gumOnshoe has the most up-to-date file if you do want to catch up. : ) It is quite fun.
At 10/24/05 05:45 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: Haha, ya. It isn't too, too long yet... gumOnshoe has the most up-to-date file if you do want to catch up. : ) It is quite fun.
I believe so. gumOnShoe, would you care to e-mail it to me?
At 10/24/05 05:45 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Personally, I'd like to have him onboard - maybe a new author would do something fresh with the story.
I would like me onboard too. =P
My wizard of Flash script so far ( first part anyway.)
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Scene 1
Bedn is seen sitting at his PC and the noise of him typing on his keyboard.
Bedn “Finally! I’ve worked out Toms’ password. Who would have guessed it was Jiggly-puff. If he wanted me to deposit xp for him he really should have told me his password. Any way lets go visit the portal and give him some xp and blam points.”
(The screen shifts to the main page and the cursor is seen to move over the Portal button and then a click noise is heard. THE view switches to Bedns face.)
Bedn “What the hell? An error message?
(Shot changes to Pc screen with an error message on it. Error message reads “ ERROR-PORTAL OVERLOAD! TO MANY FREE BLAM POINTS. PORTAL WILL SHUT DOWN IN 5.)
(the number starts to decrease as though it was a countdown )
Bedn “ Oh shit……this isn’t good……look like Newgrounds is down for a bit……oh well Ill go see how my site is doing.”
(Bedn clicks the mouse a number of times)
Bedn “ Ah fuck. Internet explorer has crashed. Well it serves me right for not switching to firefox”
(view changes to keyboard and the CTRL ALT DELETE keys are pressed)
Bedn” Wait! What’s happening……The portal has caused a rip in the space time continuum which is resulting in a black hole being created in my room(a black hole starts to appear and spins around as Bedn pauses as he comtemplates on what he said) wait…….what the hell am I on about?……AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
(Bedn is seen to fall into the rip in space time continuum as he screams)
Scene 2
(The screen starts off as blank and small slits off scenery open up and close again as though eyes were opening and closing.)
(Only a small part of the screen should not be black and a blurry form of a pear and a peach should be seen)
(both strange voices should be done in clock voices.)
Strange voice 1 “ Is it dead?”
Strange voice 2 “ I don’t think so. It seems to be waking up. What should we do with it?”
Strange voice 1 “ I say we take it to our King and let him decide”
Strange Voice 2 “ Good idea. Lets take him to strawberry clock and let him decide………maybe we should knock him out again?”
Strange voice 1 “ Why the hell not?”
(a loud Crack is heard and the screen fades to black again.)
Scene 3
( This scene opens in the same way as the other except in stead of a peach and a pear the blurred from of a strawberry is seen.)
Strawberry clock “Wake up you lazy bum Or I will kick you………..so you wont wake up then….fine.”
Bedn “Ouch. What was that for?”
SC “ For being a lazy bum. Now get up!”
( the view changes and Strawberry clock is seen to jump onto a throne as Bedn gets up.)
Strawberry Clock “ Who are you and why did my Royal guards find you in the Hunting forest?”
Bedn “ um…….Forest? Guards? wait a second……….you’re a strawberry!”
SC” I am not just any strawberry you impudent fool! I am Strawberry clock! King of the Portal!”
Bedn “Strawberry clock? What is this some kind of weird dream?”
Sc “ No this isn’t a dream. You are in my palace in the clock crew lands in the land of Flash.”
Bedn” The land of Flash? What the hell.”
SC “hmm I see you are a stranger here. Come I will show you my kingdom”
(Strawberry walks off screen and Bedn follows, The view changes to a corridor with various pictures on the wall)
( pics include pic of Bedn and wade, and various pictures from the web cam page)
SC “ Tell me stranger what is your name?”
Bedn “ My names Josh….but you can call me Bedn.”
SC “ Hmmm…a strange name you have. Come, meet my people you must!”
Bedn “ Okay dokey Yoda.”
(The View changes to the entrance of a grand palace with arches and stained glass windows and tapestries hanging on the walls)
SC “ Behold my kingdom!”
(The view changes and a number of small huts are see with various clocks walking around minding their own business.)
Bedn “errrrrrr……it looks more like a village than a kingdom.”
( the view changes back to the palace front)
SC “What do you expect? We’re clocks! We don’t have arms or hands to build things with.”
Bedn “Then… how did you?”
SC “It’s better not to ask. The script writer never got round to thinking up anything believable. Now come. We must go to the shrine of B.”
Bedn “Shrine to B?”
SC” Yes my Shrine to B. Come I will show you it.”
(The scene changes and we see Bedn and Strawberry Clcok entering a large temple like building., The scene changes again and we see a large Capital B surrounded by scaffolding.)
SC “ This is it! Be awed and amazed at my shrine to B!”
Bedn “ But its just a giant capital B?”
SC “ You don’t understand do you? B Is our God. We worship him thrice daily in the hope that he will bless us.”
Bedn “ But it’s a letter.”
SC “ Quiet wretch. I do not question your God.
( a peal of bells is heard)
SC” It is worshipping time. Watch our ceremony if you wish but remain quiet.”
( Clocks of various types enter shrine and Strawberry Climbs up a ladder to a platform.)
SC “ ALL HAIL B!!!!!”
CLOCKS “ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
SC “ Today we come in worship of out God B!”
CLOCKS “ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
SC “ B has blessed us in the past with fine children good crops and amazing flash skills”
CLOCKS “ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
SC “ We shall now take time to pray to B.”
One clock “ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
( there is an awkward silence and then the only non clock in the group hits him)
SC “ Thank you J00bie.
J00bie “Not a problem Strawberry Clock”
SC “ Now to continue with our prayers……….what is that falling out of the sky?”
( a large house is seen falling out the sky and everyone part from j00bie moves out of the way.)
J00bie “Oh shit”
( the house falls on top of J00bie with a loud crash. )
SC “ Alas poor J00bie we hardly new you.”
( a cackling laugh is heard)
Voice “ MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Strawberry clock! Let this be a lesson to you. Next time you don’t pay tribute to me I will drop a house on you.”
SC “ God damn you Ron. Why must you take away the people I love! First you killed Nepthys, and then Dobio, and now you remove J00bie from me. If I wasn’t such a coward I would stand up to you
( view changes to Bedn and there is a long pause)
Bedn “ umm….can I go now?”
Sc “ The only way home is to speak to the wizard of flash. If your’e going to see him I will come too. He will tell you how to get home and will give me the courage to defeat Ron, the wicked witch of the west”
Bedn “ um…ok? Well how do we get to this wizard of flash?”
SC “ We follow the IP Address road?”
Bedn “ Follow the IP addres road?”
Clocks “ Follow the IP Address road?”
(Strawberry starts to sing as the follow the yellow brick road music is played)
SC “ were off to see the wizard
the wonderful wizard of flash.
We hear he is a wonderful wiz
Who makes flashes with class.
Bedn “wow...that sucked so badly. If you’re going to parody a song at least make sure the lyrics fit the tune.
SC “Shut up. Its not my fault the script writer is crap. Now lets go.”
(SC and Bedn are seen walking down the Ip address road which is a road made of numbers)
Scene 5
( The Main Characters are seen walking down the road and into a forest)
Denvish “ Is it just me or is it a bit creepy in here”
SC “Oh you big wuss! It’s just a forest. What could possibly be in here?”
Bedn “ Well there could be Nooblets, admins and mods.”
Denvish “ Nooblets, Admins and mods?”
SC “ OH MY!”
(The group carry on walking through the forest repeating “ Nooblets, Admins and Mods. Oh my!”
As this is being said the group pass a sign that says “If I were you I’d turn back” then one that says “ Seriously if you don’t you’ll die” and finally one that says “ Do Not enter” Which is quickly followed by one that says “ No seriously, don’t!”
As the group walks a lion wearing a kilt jumps out on them)
Lion “ ROAR!”
(shot changes to the group and they are all seen to blink twice in unison with each other and changes back to the lion)
Lion( in a bad Scottish accent) “ Ahhh crap! Me roars still nae scary enough? Bah…I may as well give up with this scaring malarkey.”
Bedn “ err... who the hell are you?”
Lion “The names Dude. Slightly Crazy dude…though ya can call me SCD if ya want”
SC “Well then SCD what is with the extremely bad scotish accent?”
SCD “Ach! The script writer could nae be bothered to hire voice actors so he did all the voice acting himself and he doesn’t know what a true Scot sounds like.”
SC “Oh…right.
SCD “Anyways, where you bally loafers headed?”
Bedn “Were of to see the wizard of flash. I want to get home, Strawberry clock wants some courage and Denvish wants to be given the ability to play guitar awesomely well.”
SCD “Ah right. You got room for a little un in ya group? I could do with the wizards help to get me checked into Alcoholics anonymous. Ever since me matey Mick The champion buggered off with that scoundrel Fyndir I’ve just been turning back the bottles of Whisky at quite a rate. I’m beginning to think I have a wee problem.”
Bedn “Yeah sure, why not? Come on guys lets go!”
( The group walk off into the forest and the camera pans upwards where a man is seen sitting on a broomstick )
Ron “So, the fools think they will get to the wizard do they? Not if I can help it”
( he pulls out a mobile phone and dials a number)
Ron “ Hello? Bob? Is that you? Look get the stars set out okay? I want them to go and fetch us some guests…who is that I can hear in background? What the hell is he doing there? Tim shouldn’t have turned up till next week! Well…fine get him a room or something…just make sure the stars go and pick up our guests.”
(Ron puts the phone down and flies away as the scene fades to black.)
At 10/24/05 05:11 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote:At 10/24/05 04:50 PM, Coop83 wrote: There you go. We've created a monster, how much further can it go, before someone decids to end it?Excellent, now things can get moving again!
... I promise that I won't take quite as long as the last few people... but like them some things have come up...
I have seventy pages to read tonight in the Mohicans... then I'm done with that and hopefully I can find some time tommorow when I do laundry to finish it... but if I don't Thursday I should be able to get it up. Honestly I still havn't had a chance to read the piece...
At 10/24/05 05:42 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Or...slow things down even more with ridiculous plot-turns!
Well, either give him a robotic leg, of he dies. A laceration to his thigh is likely to cut one of the major blood vessels, causing him to bleed massively. Plus then you've got infection.
"Roberto...I am pregnant"
ROFL
At 10/24/05 07:43 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Post the rest of that script Tri, I'm getting into it - it's actually pretty good.
Have to write it first :P I jsut wnated some feedback n what I got so far. I'll try and finish it off today.
At 10/24/05 10:32 AM, Andersson wrote: By the way, how many of you in here have been thinking of or will write a Newgrounds story?
You forgot 'have' and 'writing'.
The War of the Portal and Secrets of the Ancients are too of my Newgrounds stories. Apparently they're enjoyed by many people, so yeaha. My profile tells all.
Love you Doctor.
At 10/25/05 04:20 AM, Coop83 wrote:
"Roberto...I am pregnant"ROFL
You scared me when I saw that... I was really thinking how in god's name did we impregnate either of those bastards when there isn't a woman in sight...
Well, I finished reading it, so I will mull it over in my mind all day and turn something out soon...
I'll update the online version sometime today that way I don't fall behind
At 10/25/05 07:48 AM, Alkador wrote:At 10/24/05 10:32 AM, Andersson wrote: By the way, how many of you in here have been thinking of or will write a Newgrounds story?
You forgot 'have' and 'writing'.
Nope, I already know who has. =P
The War of the Portal and Secrets of the Ancients are two of my Newgrounds stories. Apparently they're enjoyed by many people, so yeaha. My profile tells all.
It's a very good website you got there. =)
i'm getting an idea.......
may finally clear some stuff up...
At 10/25/05 10:17 AM, AllThingsEnd wrote: i'm getting an idea.......
may finally clear some stuff up...
BACK IN THE CLOSET NOW!!!
:: slinks off into the closet again ::
I'm going to lock the door this time. If you come out I'm going to shoot you...
I've got to stop doing this...
Honestly Gum, you really should keep that alt of yours undercontrol. Maybe you should put him down? tis probably for the best.
At 10/25/05 10:58 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Honestly Gum, you really should keep that alt of yours undercontrol. Maybe you should put him down? tis probably for the best.
It might be... but then I would have a mess to clean up and a funeral... and all those damn flowers that tend to follow the deceased wherever they go...
At 10/25/05 11:02 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: It might be... but then I would have a mess to clean up and a funeral... and all those damn flowers that tend to follow the deceased wherever they go...
I can do it for you for a one charge of 9.95. No strings attached and no refunds.
At 10/25/05 11:12 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:At 10/25/05 11:02 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: It might be... but then I would have a mess to clean up and a funeral... and all those damn flowers that tend to follow the deceased wherever they go...I can do it for you for a one charge of 9.95. No strings attached and no refunds.
but the flowers! I just... I don't think I could handle them... *twitches*
At 10/25/05 11:14 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: but the flowers! I just... I don't think I could handle them... *twitches*
I can throw the corpse into a hidden ditch for an extra 5 so you won't have anywhere to put the flowers.
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