Ashlee Simpson On Snl
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The GIF Says it all.
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mayber that was all part of the act, hahhaha
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I feel bad for her, but its not like it was surprising.
A pop star lip-syncing? Go on.
The dancing thing looks funny though.
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Wow, I just found an actual post from her official fan-site, this is priceless:
Ashlee Really, It Will Be OK, We Still Love You
10/24/2004 4:29:02 PM - by Madvillian
If for no other reason than what happened to you is making a statement. Seeing you fuck up on such a popular TV program, which is tuned in by millions..well there really couldn't be anything more perfect. I don't think anything could ruin my day..my week now.
You are now going to be a joke for the rest of your life. You should hook up with "The Surreal Life" as quick as possible and suck out the last few minutes of fame left. You're now a B-List celebrity, and very few can make that transition with their sanity, so hey bitch, I applaud you. Then again..the hoe-down..and blaming your fucking band. Maybe the sanity is not all there.
On the bright side look at Mark Wahlberg, he only had to wait about 10 years until he could move out of his former Funky Bunch shadow and be taken seriously as an actor...sort of. Although he had to be dissed by an assclown like Eminem. So yeah, every week, if not every day for the rest of your life, it's going to come up. Oh but hey, don't commit suicide, you have so many things to look forward to. I can't think of anything right now except being teased and harrassed for being a fake bitch for years....upon years upon years upon years, but I'm sure your high-paid shrink will be paid to come up with something quick. Try not to spend too much of your sister's money on that guy.
Maybe her career will take a quicker dive too all because of you. Wouldn't that be great? Maybe she's going to be asked about your fuck ups in every interview..every opportunity a journalist gets it will be, "How's your younger, uglier, fragile sister holding up?"
By God, if you're going to have a breakdown Ashlee, don't just cut your hair and start over. Heroin is the answer!! Don't you half ass your downfall like you did your music career!! An assortment of drugs, alcohol, suicide attempts, porn, prostitution...let's fucking have it babe. Go down in a blaze of corruption and detriment.
You've really shown just how low a pop star can go by trying to blame that mishap on your band. You LEFT them...LEFT THEM! They didn't start playing the wrong song, it's called the wrong track, it had nothing to do with your band. They weren't really playing just like you weren't really singing, and they kept going for you as you danced, shrunk, and slimed your way off stage like a coward. There's these things called real artists with these other things called real bands. When something goes wrong in a real band, example, someone starts playing the wrong song, everyone works together with timing to turn it into something else they can benefit from. When Alice In Chains was doing Unplugged, and Layne started a song from the wrong verse, he shouted an expletive, cracked a few jokes at himself and moved on with the show..a heroin addict, Ashlee. This guy is now dead... and you live. This guy had more talent than you ever would have dreamed for, and he's gone, so like...what makes you think you need to stick around? I can't think of anything. Jessica and the rest of your family would be real sad for awhile, but give em a few years and they'd get tired of living off of Nick's failing career and they'd have to get over it and push Jessica's new album, "Moving On". No big deal. That's pop, that's what you wanted to make. You didn't need to come out with music, you have nothing to say, it wasn't neccesary. THIS is neccesary. Your career and life ruined is neccesary, and hopefully other pop stars will take something out of this, but that's not reality. The Newlyweds is reality I guess. The Ashlee Simpson Show is reality. If you're not going to kill yourself, at least pay someone else to turn you into a murder scandal, because damnit, our pop culture consumerism needs more fuel!! Give it!!
Classic
Your reply to this isn't going to be clever or witty, so just put down the internet and go outside.
Seriously Serious
Listen to better music.
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Her bad dancing made her look like she was better off working for the circus as a clown.
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Damn. I always thought she was so talented.
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At 10/24/04 08:09 PM, ChaosFoot wrote: The Funniest shit I've Ever read
I roffled throught the whole message*snickers* Someone got a hit put on em.
Gooch for MOD 09'
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Everytime someone posts in this thread, Ashlee Simpson crys even harder.
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hahahahaha taht pwnz! props on finding that. I knew she was a fake.
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Oh my god. Whoever left that post.... They deserve a medal. That was one of the greatest things ive ever heard. I hope ashlee simpson dies :D
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AHAHA HEE HOO HICKLE! This is a post somebody left on ashlee simpsons actual official website:
YOU RUINED MY LIFE: FORMER FAN!
10/24/2004 5:28:45 PM - by RachelLNY
Dear Ashlee,
I was not able to watch your Saturday Night LIve performance because I was not home last night. However, I did hear about the unfortunate event this moring while I was cleaning my bedroom rockin' out to your CD no less.
Imagine my schock when I learned that my favorite recording artist was caught lip singing on national television! It was as if the whole world stopped, track number 7 had just finished playing, and I broke down in tears, beacuse someone i looked up to and cared about has decieved me. How could you!!!??
I gathered my emotions, and managed to take your cd out of my stereo, and I proceed to snap that deiciving disc in half, tore down your posters and lit them afire. And now I sit her crying as I type this reflection on how you have ruined my life...
Thank you Ashlee Simpson, for deicieivng millions of teenage girls all over the world and myself. I hope your happy swimming in your bags of money that you have earned throughout this whoel charade... Your nothing but smoke and mirrors! OMG I TOTALLY AM CRUSHED!!
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RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
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At 10/24/04 08:39 PM, Orodreth wrote: Hilarity
Wow, if that's real, then she took it WAY too seriously, I mean, all she did was fuck up on national tv (a massive and hopefully career ending fuck up, but a fuck up nonetheless), some people need to realize that if a celebrity makes a mistake, it has no bearing on real life.
Your reply to this isn't going to be clever or witty, so just put down the internet and go outside.
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Listen to better music.
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That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Oh god. She is such an idiot.
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I saw that on Ebaumsworld, that was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I guess I have a new topic to talk about in Social Studies!
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funny as hell post of person that posted on her official website! LOLROFLMFAO!!!!!
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so..they did this on purpose to her? What did they play instead? I cant see the fucking clip >:/
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
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At 10/24/04 09:12 PM, SoulShadower wrote: LOL @ RUINED CAREER!
Now it's just time for The Walrus ti find out and make it the Ashlee the topic of YAAFM10.
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AHAHAHAHAHA!, but seriously who cares that she lipsyncs, do you really think that people go to her concerts to hear her sing, I think not, they go to look at her hot plastic looking legs
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An entire website dedicated to it now:
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Greatest. SNL. Ever.
Really, it doesn't get any better then watching the life and career of an annoying attention whore go down the drain in a matter of seconds. Next stop, McDonalds...
Request deletion
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At 10/25/04 05:59 AM, vibes wrote: An entire website dedicated to it now:
http://www.lipsync.us
Genius, pure and simple, genius, it was a little under develpoed (they could have done a lot more with that), but still, genius.
Your reply to this isn't going to be clever or witty, so just put down the internet and go outside.
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Listen to better music.
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At 10/24/04 04:24 AM, Silent_Jay wrote:
Jessica Simpson's sister....
Jeez, that whole family is messed up...
xD
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I cant stand her she is a talentless moron
she is no better than her sister
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look what she says on her site:
My acid reflux started acting up and I know my real fans know that music and performing is my true passion and you support me for that....I couldn't control what happened that day.
lol! Acid Reflux? Sure....
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you guys actually care about ashlee?
She's ugly as hell.
she's a fucking poser.
That was a great post. Right Zach?
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