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Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:10:32 Reply

If you had access to a large military what country would you invade.

I would invade New Zealand(sorry to any New Zealanders out there) because they have hardly any defensive capabilities, they reley on us Aussies to back them up if they were being attacked.

So i say we attack first.

First I would fly over NZ and spray some kind of sheep virus that would wipe out the sheep, which would lower the moral of the population.

(BTW I really don't have anything against Kiwi's it's just that being an Aussie it's in my blood, and their prime minister gives me nightmares.)

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:11:34 Reply

and yes i know i spelt country wrong!!

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:14:21 Reply

France, i dont know why....

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:15:25 Reply

Iraq.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:16:59 Reply

At 10/19/04 07:15 AM, Zendra wrote: Iraq.

Hasn't someone already beaten you to it though?

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:17:12 Reply

Tuvalu. It shouldnt be that hard to conquer, just have to worry about tourists and coconut wielding natives.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:17:19 Reply

At 10/19/04 07:10 AM, cube007 wrote: If you had access to a large military what country would you invade.

I would invade Mexico.....take over all the beachfront areas..... throw the mexicans out...and create a huge resort out of the entire country.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:21:46 Reply

At 10/19/04 07:17 AM, lacedvixen wrote:
I would invade Mexico.....take over all the beachfront areas..... throw the : : mexicans out...and create a huge resort out of the entire country.

Might as well keep going south and take over Cuba while you're at it, would make a nice little tropical resort island.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:26:52 Reply

At 10/19/04 07:23 AM, HeavyDamage wrote: America EDN.

Meh. America rules! :)
No way I'm gonna start a war against them, they are cool.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:29:42 Reply

Canada. It's about time we annexed them.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:38:25 Reply

Germany, see how they like it!

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:40:24 Reply

At 10/19/04 07:30 AM, HeavyDamage wrote:
At 10/19/04 07:26 AM, Zendra wrote:
At 10/19/04 07:23 AM, HeavyDamage wrote: America EDN.
Meh. America rules! :)
No way I'm gonna start a war against them, they are cool.
Haha, have you ever heard of a word called a joke :D, yeah that's it a joke. *shifts eyes*

I'll merge my military with yours if you'd allow. We shall overtake the americans and do ghastly things. Do not get me wrong, I'll be a selfish leader. I only wish to kill things through power.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:42:44 Reply

I would Ivade america cause they are bastereds to every other country in the world, even their allies! Eh atke that you bastards!!!!

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:43:31 Reply

new zealand belond to the allied force america australia and some of europe will come to the rescue bad move dude... i would either invade columbia for the drugs or cuba because i was stuff beiong there allies for to long in vice city :P

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:45:35 Reply

I'd attack Cuba. It's a large place, and there's plenty of beach-heads for my troops to land at. I'd have them raid the whole of Cuba and sell the drugs on the black market to Mexico.


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:48:53 Reply

Iraq or France...


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 07:55:07 Reply

At 10/19/04 07:43 AM, TEH_FRANGZOR wrote: new zealand belond to the allied force america australia and some of europe will come to the rescue bad move dude... i would either invade columbia for the drugs or cuba because i was stuff beiong there allies for to long in vice city :P

Seeing as i was writing this from an Australian perspective i don't think we would come to the rescue, as for the US they have no love for NZ since they won't let them use NZ as a base or bring in any of their warships.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 08:07:20 Reply

Norway... Those fuckers just had to find oil after we let them go from our union. Now theyre the only country that actually is better to live in than Sweden (scientifically proved).

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:18:09 Reply

Singapore. Those greedy bastards!


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:19:58 Reply

England. those guys suck.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:23:24 Reply

I would be an alien i would invade Mexico cuz they call aliens 'Chupacabra' over there !


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:24:57 Reply

france, they are used to it anyway.


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:30:22 Reply

The vatican.


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:31:20 Reply

I was invade canada and make it apart of the usa

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:32:28 Reply

Dominican Republic, they don't have an army so i'd walk in with a gun and take it over.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:35:06 Reply

So much racism all in one topic.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:39:45 Reply

Russia (Hail Stalin)- My army vs. Jamica sorry they have to go.

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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:41:12 Reply

At 10/19/04 11:32 AM, silencedintruder wrote: IS-RA-EL for treating the palensteins like shit and for deciveing the jewish people, the is-ra-el government isnt with god, sharon is illuminati and worships his master and distant relative lucifer

It doesnt really works that way (im an israelian O_o)...
But you are right that too many israelian are treating palesteins like shit...


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:47:47 Reply

US, nuff said.

Then maybe I'd bomb vatican.


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Response to Which counrty would you invade? 2004-10-19 11:50:05 Reply

I would definently go for Japan!!!
Then I culd force them to release all their manga and anime in english!!! Oh that would be Great!!! And I culd go to school in a real School Uniform!!! Sugoi~! And I culd date all those japanese cute chicks!!! Oh, how wonderful.....
Then again, any country would do compared to cold, boring sweden....Oh well!