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What, in your opinion, is the worst toy you've ever seen?

At 10/17/04 10:45 AM, Gooch_20-04 wrote: What, in your opinion, is the worst toy you've ever seen?

Furbies!!!! They annoyed me with their non-stopping chattering.

Pet Rock

At 10/17/04 10:45 AM, Gooch_20-04 wrote: What, in your opinion, is the worst toy you've ever seen?

Well uhm...
Probably that Space Hopper, they just piss me off.
Bloody 'Bounce, Bounce'

They all end up in the middle of the road.

Yo-yos, those things are deadly

At 10/17/04 10:46 AM, SeasonOfMist wrote: Pet Rock

If someone pisses you off, you can't knock 'em out with a Furby. Unless you tried real hard.

This offends me.

a damn "invisible" toy ... ITS A EMPTY BOX!!! OMG!! how do they sell empty boxes and says it a toy by law??

Tamagochi if thats how you spell it. Those little electronic pets that you have to feed and stuff. I hate those.

That or Alabama Man.

tamgagochi was really really bad

Those little troll things. They're ugly lil bitches.

Tickle me Elmo. Ye gods that thing was annoying.

At 10/17/04 11:01 AM, darkmaster2000 wrote: Those little troll things. They're ugly lil bitches.

Those mofos r ugly as hell

Cabbage patch kids

Furbies, especially mine. It's defective. Here's some of the crazy shit it says:

"I smoke crack. Hee hee hee!"
"You smell like a camel's asshole."
"I'm going to kill your Mommy with an axe. Hee hee hee!"
"I'm going to give you gonorrhea. Hee hee hee!"
(Some untranslatable demonic language.)
"I'm going to shoot you with a gun."

That makes it a rare collector's item, though. So it's not all bad.

http://www.ns-stables.com/nimbus/

Description:

Kids can now "fly" a Nimbus 2000 broomstick just like the members of their favorite Quidditch team. A replica of the broom Harry uses in the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the Nimbus 2000 features a grooved stick and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on. Sounds can also be activated when the switch is set in standby mode. Requires three AA batteries (included). --Larry White

Customer review:

GREAT TOY!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

Anything Plush. Those things suck, they don't do anything.

OMG LOOK A PLUSH DOLL OMFG!

Boring.

THE SUPER HAPPY FUN GUN!!!!

those old power ranger sound gloves what a waste of money...my friends little brother crossed the wires on his and it started barking like a dog

The spiderman glove thingy. My friend used to have one and he sprayed an old lady with it. Well long story short somehow it got in her mouth and she had a heart attack. I hate that spiderman glvoe thing because of it my friends in jail now!

At 10/17/04 12:18 PM, SoulShadower wrote: THE SUPER HAPPY FUN GUN!!!!

I KNEW someone was gonna post that picture

furbies definatly closely followed by digimon/tamagotchies

the hula-hoop, oh man how i hated that thing. i sucked at it and could never get it going, and i would just hear the sand in it taunting me

Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

At 10/17/04 12:56 PM, -Tezzerr- wrote: furbies definatly closely followed by digimon/tamagotchies

No WAY. Digimon were the shit way back in the day when I had absolutely no friends!

These look like they might be fun.

At 10/17/04 12:12 PM, FuzmasterFlex wrote: http://www.ns-stables.com/nimbus/

Description:

Kids can now "fly" a Nimbus 2000 broomstick just like the members of their favorite Quidditch team. A replica of the broom Harry uses in the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the Nimbus 2000 features a grooved stick and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on. Sounds can also be activated when the switch is set in standby mode. Requires three AA batteries (included). --Larry White

Customer review:

GREAT TOY!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

OMG..heres another review buddy...

This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

ROFLwhileLMAO

YU-GI-OH FUCKING CARDS. Arggh my god do they piss me off. Look i have a super gay white dragon with ultra mega super duper spin fire attack. WHAT THE HELL. My borhter LOVES them he has packs and packs but THEY ARE GAY. I cannot stress enough how much i HATE those pissing yu-gi-oh cards. omg i think ill go set all his collection on fire its soooo sad!

tamagotchis sucked major ass, they were too bossy. i just starved mine, laughed at it, and threw it out

tamagotchi is the worst.
that stupid fad was by far the worst...
they were so annoying...
everyone had one but me...
and for years you always heard one beebing in the background...
i mean, who wants to clean pixelixed poop? get real.