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Posted at: 10/12/04 02:39 PM
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this is a gross but true story about my party last night. What happened was my girl friend got drunk by drinking about 2 gallons of apple cider and I went up stairs and found my girlfriend drunk and having sex with my bedroom door nob and after I pulled her off the door and sat her down on my coch and went to the bathroom. when I got out my game cube controller was missing I asked her where it was she said that she dosn't know. than I look down on the floor and see the controller cable sticking out of her panty's than because she wasn't able to pull it out because it was stuck so I had to help.
Ok post any commonts you like with all the swears you like as long as their not said at me only got that good!
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:41 PM
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i bet it was that cheap crappy cider was'nt it.
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This sexing of your objects isn't telling you anything?? Not getting her hints?
YOU FOOL!!
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:42 PM
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At 10/12/04 02:39 PM, seacoastjimbo wrote: bunch of stuff
Funniest dunken story i've heard in a long time.
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At 10/12/04 02:39 PM, seacoastjimbo wrote: this is a gross but true story about my party last night. What happened was my girl friend got drunk by drinking about 2 gallons of apple cider and I went up stairs and found my girlfriend drunk and having sex with my bedroom door nob and after I pulled her off the door and sat her down on my coch and went to the bathroom. when I got out my game cube controller was missing I asked her where it was she said that she dosn't know. than Ok post any commonts you like with all the swears you like as long as their not said at me only got that good!
Hmmm... how many cans is 2 gallons AND i have the the feeling you are lying... a party on a monday night, wouldn't you have school?
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:45 PM
Look man I had fun with her about every day for a long time She's lucky the doctors managed to get my controller out today!
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wow i liek you girlfriend she can come and drink my apple cider anytime
This shit works. I'll prove it PM me or just give it a go.
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Ok, I don't think she'd be trying to have sex with your house after getting drunk on two gallons of cider.
If that's even possible.
Which I doubt.
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:46 PM
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At 10/12/04 02:45 PM, seacoastjimbo wrote: Look man I had fun with her about every day for a long time
You're single, aren't you.
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:47 PM
I wish I was lieing because I bet she's going to be really loose!
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funny story. I love drunken stories.
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Posted at: 10/12/04 02:49 PM
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Holy Crabapples Batman, your chick needs a good dicking!
Seriously though - instead of making up stories of your fake girlfriend, surely you must be able to use that time to develop a personality, and gain a REAL girlfriend? :')
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:50 PM
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hahahahaha
controller cable hanging out of her panties?
You should have plugged her in and played some fucking mario kart together.
hahahahahaha
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:51 PM
ha ha I do have a real girlfriend but now I'm getting a less loose girlfriend!
Posted at: 10/12/04 02:56 PM
At 10/12/04 02:51 PM, seacoastjimbo wrote: ha ha I do have a real girlfriend but now I'm getting a less loose girlfriend!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh! Super-duper!
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At 10/12/04 02:50 PM, Azurewrathhal wrote: hahahahaha controller cable hanging out of her panties? You should have plugged her in and played some fucking mario kart together. hahahahahaha
Best. Idea. EVAR.
OHOHOHO
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Posted at: 10/12/04 03:02 PM
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If that's true, that's awesome.
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This smells a bit... like a lie.
Posted at: 10/12/04 03:04 PM
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At 10/12/04 03:02 PM, WadeFulp wrote: If that's true, that's awesome.
Haha. It's awsome. To bad your married. Then you still could go to does parties. ;)
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Posted at: 10/12/04 03:12 PM
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At 10/12/04 02:41 PM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: This sexing of your objects isn't telling you anything?? Not getting her hints? YOU FOOL!!
She wants to play the game cube?
Posted at: 10/12/04 03:16 PM
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Blade Fulp himself doesn't beleive you. If my hard drive hadnt been wiped last week I'd slap up and own3rship pic. But, I'm just gonna say you've been certafiably OWN3D
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Posted at: 10/12/04 03:20 PM
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At 10/12/04 02:39 PM, seacoastjimbo wrote: I look down on the floor and see the controller cable sticking out of her panty's
lol @ vibrating rumble controllers.
I always wondered what a perverted girl would do with a N64 Rumble Pack. Actually, I didn't wonder what they would do. I just wondered if they would.
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Posted at: 10/12/04 03:21 PM
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So your drunk girlfriend was trying to have sex with things.... and you find this gross?
Posted at: 10/12/04 03:24 PM
I understand why you said that but its gross because my controller and door nob both smell like piss!
Now you all know why I said gross!
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You're full of shit.
holy jesus what are these goddamn animals
Posted at: 10/12/04 03:27 PM
At 10/12/04 03:20 PM, subpar wrote: I always wondered what a perverted girl would do with a N64 Rumble Pack. Actually, I didn't wonder what they would do. I just wondered if they would.
Yeah my ex used to stick the ps2 dual shock down there and just run spyro into the wall over and over and over.
Posted at: 10/12/04 03:28 PM
Look man I wish I was full of shit because now I have a really loose pot hole of a girl friend.
but I don't care if you think I'm lieing because it a bigger insult to say the fact that this is a true story!
Posted at: 10/12/04 03:34 PM
At 10/12/04 03:27 PM, Azurewrathhal wrote: Yeah my ex used to stick the ps2 dual shock down there and just run spyro into the wall over and over and over.
[fap fap fap]
...kidding.
Or am I?
Posted at: 10/12/04 03:37 PM
My girlfriend has a commont here it is!
''Anyone got any asprin or pain relever because my pussy is in a lot of pain.Man I'm not haveing sex for atleast three months!''
my reply to my girlfriend's commont
'' Dammit now I can't have anyfun for three dam months!''
Posted at: 10/12/04 04:01 PM
hay wait a minute how do you know my cousin? If this is a photo of my cosin than please explain this photo of her brother!
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