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Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 10:57:09 Reply

chick?
Because I have one that wants me, but the fact that she is already pregnaunt turns me off, what should I do?

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:00:00 Reply

your a complete idiot your posting all kind of retarded threads spamming up the bbs and you cant spell pregnant and i doubt theres a pregnant chick (or any chick for that matter) who would want you and if you DO manage to get a pregnant chick i hope she sprays you in the face with mung

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:00:37 Reply

At 10/12/04 10:57 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: what should I do?

have an abortion! problem solved


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:02:10 Reply

she's already like 2 months into it... It's due in april.
And shut up pittsburg boy.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:04:15 Reply

At 10/12/04 10:57 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: chick?
Because I have one that wants me, but the fact that she is already pregnaunt turns me off, what should I do?

No, you never should do that, unless you want to raise another mans baby. You are looking for a whole world of trouble with that bitch. though it may be easy, remember, shes desperate, and youre in for a world of hurt if you pursue her.


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:05:35 Reply

man, you may be right, but she's not bad. and she's my friends uncles neace. I don't want to hurt her feelings.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:06:03 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:02 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: she's already like 2 months into it... It's due in april.
And shut up pittsburg boy.

well heres the question do you actually like the girl who is pregnant? if you do then go for it but make sure that sher is actually interested in you and not just looking for someone to sponge off of.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:19:47 Reply

Plz post pics, pregoes are hawt! kekekekekekekekekekekekeke

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:29:20 Reply

Just push her down the stairs. If you're lucky maybe she'll break her neck. Then you can fuck not only a pregnant woman, but a corpse and a small child as well.


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:30:10 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:04 AM, ArtistJ wrote:
No, you never should do that, unless you want to raise another mans baby. You are looking for a whole world of trouble with that bitch. though it may be easy, remember, shes desperate, and youre in for a world of hurt if you pursue her.

what the hell are you referring to her as a bitch for??????
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That is EXTREMELY harsh. If she's pregnant AND single, it probably means the dickwad who was with her left her because he was a scared little pussy ( he'd be the bitch in the story).
I'd be pretty desperate too if I knew I'd have to raise a child alone :o And how old is she? 16? Assuming this isn't a complete and total fabrication...

but anyways, NO WAY.


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:30:54 Reply

No it would be utterly stupid. You didn't chose to have that child but she will make you put up with it like you did.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:40:03 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:00 AM, fulpfan5 wrote: your a complete idiot your posting all kind of retarded threads spamming up the bbs and you cant spell pregnant and i doubt theres a pregnant chick (or any chick for that matter) who would want you and if you DO manage to get a pregnant chick i hope she sprays you in the face with mung

1) You replied meaning you didn't think his post was spam. If it was spam, you would've not posted or else you would've been banned for contributing to spam.

2) You make fun of his spelling when you can't use the word 'your' properly, can't put an apostrophe on 'there's' or 'can't'.

3) lol

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:42:25 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:08 AM, silencedintruder wrote: just eat the baby when she has it, deep fried would probally taste the best!

Marinate overnight in some quality Spanish wine and roast on slow fire.

Deep fry is only good withwheatuses.


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:42:45 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:29 AM, DroopyA wrote: Just push her down the stairs. If you're lucky maybe she'll break her neck. Then you can fuck not only a pregnant woman, but a corpse and a small child as well.

Motherfucking disgusting.

Also.. motherfucking COMEDY GOLD.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:45:28 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:00 AM, fulpfan5 wrote: your a complete idiot your posting all kind of retarded threads spamming up the bbs and you cant spell pregnant and i doubt theres a pregnant chick (or any chick for that matter) who would want you and if you DO manage to get a pregnant chick i hope she sprays you in the face with mung

how ironic. This coming from the dickhead who sent me links to sites with pics of disfgured penises(or is it peni?). If anyone in this thread is an idiot its you.

Btw to guy who made thread theres a relationship crew in clubs and crews section see ask this question there and see what they say they can probs give you a helping hand.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:50:21 Reply

At 10/12/04 10:57 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: chick?
Because I have one that wants me, but the fact that she is already pregnaunt turns me off, what should I do?

Well look at the good points of dating a pregnant chick:
You can't get her pregnant
It's ok for her to be fat
Easier to know if she has STDs.
Technically sex with a pregnant women counts as a threesome. ( maybe ).

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:51:21 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:50 AM, Slaker4012 wrote:
Technically sex with a pregnant women counts as a threesome. ( maybe ).

that really is a sick idea you know?

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:52:03 Reply

At 10/12/04 10:57 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: chick?
Because I have one that wants me, but the fact that she is already pregnaunt turns me off, what should I do?

If you truely care about her and want to raise a child then go for it. However if you dont or cannot support her and the baby then be there as a friend and do what you can to help. If you do get involved remember once that child sees you as a father you cannot walk away with out beinf an ass. Now if you want bring this to the relationship crew for more advice cause thats what we do.
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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:52:41 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:51 AM, Frozen_Fox wrote:
At 10/12/04 11:50 AM, Slaker4012 wrote:
Technically sex with a pregnant women counts as a threesome. ( maybe ).
that really is a sick idea you know?

Its a sick world we live in isn't it? *shakes his head*

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:53:40 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:50 AM, Slaker4012 wrote: Technically sex with a pregnant women counts as a threesome. ( maybe ).

HAHAHA

Then technically it'd make you a child molester too.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:54:06 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:52 AM, Slaker4012 wrote:
At 10/12/04 11:51 AM, Frozen_Fox wrote:
At 10/12/04 11:50 AM, Slaker4012 wrote:
Technically sex with a pregnant women counts as a threesome. ( maybe ).
that really is a sick idea you know?
Its a sick world we live in isn't it? *shakes his head*

sadly yes it is.....just curious but if you did have sex with a girl who was pregnant in a weird way you would be having sex with the baby so does that mean its paedophilia?

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:56:08 Reply

If she was 8 months pregnant, bloated and inches from labour, with a fully-deveoped baby in her womb, inches way from the tip of my penis....

then definitely.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:56:47 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:54 AM, Frozen_Fox wrote:
sadly yes it is.....just curious but if you did have sex with a girl who was pregnant in a weird way you would be having sex with the baby so does that mean its paedophilia?

Only if you get caught.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:58:46 Reply

At 10/12/04 11:56 AM, Earfetish wrote: If she was 8 months pregnant, bloated and inches from labour, with a fully-deveoped baby in her womb, inches way from the tip of my penis....

then definitely.

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Still the same, huh?


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 11:59:12 Reply

Some people, provided they've matured and are chemically wired for it, find pregnant women sexy. It's perfectly natural. Tribal instinct dictates that we protect the young even before birth and that paternal instinct fuels these feelings. To put it bluntly, it's why fat chicks can still get some.

My advice is to follow your feelings of discomfort. If you aren't wired for it don't do it. Technically you can't get her pregnant again, but I wouldn't count that as a factor.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 12:09:20 Reply

I wouldn't. Raising some other guys kid is not for me. He made that kid so it's his fuckging responsibility. I had a similar situation earlier. This girl who already had a kid (guy made her a kid, said he's gonna be with her, promised that he's gonna take care of her but he left her) wanted me. I just said no. I said that i'm not ready to have kids yet (i'm 21 goddammit!!) and that i don't want to raise someone elses kid. She accepted my answer and we became friends. And that's the way it's gonna stay.


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 12:14:48 Reply

Here's my thoughts on pregnancy:

Women who get pregnant "accidentally"=stupid
Women who get pregnant by a man who won't take care of the child=stupid
Women who get pregnant for fun=stupid
Women who get pregnant for more welfare money=stupid
Women who won't take care of themselves/their children without sponging off someone else=stupid

"I want my child to have a father." Well fine, you shouldn't have opened your legs to some loser with no maturity and a lack of respect of the life he has created.

Did I mention I have a negative attitude towards pregnancy/babies? Heh. Sorry. *Attempts to amend negativity*

OK, it didn't work.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 12:18:00 Reply

At 10/12/04 12:14 PM, TheLeoness wrote:
Did I mention I have a negative attitude towards pregnancy/babies? Heh. Sorry. *Attempts to amend negativity*

OK, it didn't work.

lol something tells me your pro choice.

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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 13:10:16 Reply

At 10/12/04 10:57 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: chick?
Because I have one that wants me, but the fact that she is already pregnaunt turns me off, what should I do?

Shit, I probably would. If she's really cool and someone that you wouldn't mind seeing her in your future, than ya. Go for it. It's not her fault that her mistake lasts a little longer when she has sex with someone that didn't turn out to be the one.


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Response to Would you go out with a pregnaunt 2004-10-12 13:55:10 Reply

Don't see why not. Of course, I probably wouldn't use this as an ice-breaker.

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